Nicotine interacts with dopamine. Hence the Parkisons stuff. Also, yes moderation but society tells us no.

lol, just get will to text you talking points next time. or watch a movie and talk about the movie

where can I watch all the grey wolf episodes for free?

oh the way y'all describe the rain forest aquarium is how the Dallas Aquarium is as well - they have sloths as well

That's not true at all about health. Moderation is something fat idiots and addicts come up with for their bad habits. We all have bad habits, but not everything in moderation is okay. There is scientific evidence, repeatable examples and experiments, with corroborated data, to show this. Newsflash, dark greens, fruit, whole starches, legumes, and vegetables are great for you and don't cause cancer literally at all. In fact, they're pretty good at reducing risk and helping fight cancer. Propganda is the key here, guys. Just as we're all told lies about the evil pinkos and the Hitler part II Socialism that dominated the Overton window for a century, food producers control our perspective on nutrition. Meat is bad for you. Dairy is bad for you. Eggs are bad for you. Concentrated oils and sugars are bad for you. No shit.

That's stupid, we know how much THC would theoretically kill you, yet literally know one has yet. That kale thing was just a story for the blogosphere.

​Papa Menaker is away moving this weekend, so three of his chocolate-smeared children are allowed to get their grubby little mitts all over the pod. Matt, Felix and Amber congratulate Apple for becoming the first trillion dollar company, Paul Manafort for his impeccable fashion sense, and Obama for turning 57 this week. To celebrate Obama's birthday we read from "Hope Never Dies: An Obama Biden Mystery" and try not to succumb to the deep depression it induces.

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Episode 234 - Congrat's (8/5/18)

After Matt reports on some meatspace QAnon art and we all agree we could go for a Wendell's Hammed Burger, we have a rare triple header reading series for you this week. We touch on Trump's Space Force, whether socialism will provide an adequate supply of prayer rugs and vegan milk, and if Israel is an Alpha Operator or a Beta App Developer.

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Episode 236 - Space Force: Mobile Infantry (8/13/18)

AKA - No Sons Seeing my Shirtless Men

President Trump is mad at windmills and has seen "that movie." Two muscular brothers defend a buff and nude Mueller. Media's most preeminent treat boy attempts to secure his legacy. Even Baseball Crank is back. Today's episode is a grab bag overflowing with riches.

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Episode 238 - The Mueller's Tale (8/20/18)

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Episode 240 - The Shittalk Express (8/27/18)

Well folks, we worked on Labor Day to own the Libs: We discuss the McCain funeral and how you really got to hand it to these #resistance folks for how hard they're working to prove Trump right about the swamp. Then, we check in with Donna Brazile to learn how she and the X-Men are similar.

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Episode 242 - Touched by a Funeral (9/3/18)

Here's a nice, relaxed episode of your favorite podcasters just hanging out and having a nice time. Felix and Will show up later to join the show. We're in between legs of the tour and saving our best material for the stage so, for anyone who has wondered, this is what it's like in the car between shows. It's Chapo Town.

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Episode 244 - A Nice Chill Show (9/11/18)

Matt, Virgil, and Will break down all the latest in the Kavanaugh saga including Ed Whelan and his DOA"doppleganger theory" but sadly all before we knew he was a virgin in HS. We then talk Beto vs Ted and issue a call to arms to the movie theaters, eateries and treat dispensaries of New York City. 

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Episode 248 - Too Many Bretts! (9/24/18)

We're joined by showrunner Alena Smith to make wild, baseless assertions about Gen X and their place in American society and culture. We then turn to the New York Times' Frank Bruni to digest a delectable morsel of news: the possible 2020 democratic candidacy of elfin billionaire Mike Bloomberg.

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Episode 250 - Big Dickinson Energy feat. Alena Smith (10/1/18)

Recorded in our spiritual 2nd home of Columbus, Ohio, we're joined by Street Fight Radio's Brett and Bryan to discuss being good boys online, an unjustly incarcerated hero of the NYC public transit system and Blue Lives Magic. In the second act, we bring you a truly remarkable & horrifying reading series from friend of the show Rod Dreher recorded live at Mr. Small's in Pittsburgh, PA.

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Episode 252 - Rod Dreher’s The Exorcist feat. Brett Payne and Bryan Quinby (10/9/18)

In the first part of this double shot of recent Midwest live shows, we're joined by Street Fight's Brett and Bryan at The Columbus Athenaeum for a dive into Charlie Kirk's extremely shitty new book "Campus Battlefield: How Conservatives Can WIN the Battle on Campus and Why It Matters"

Then, from Chicago's House of Blues we introduce an unforgettable new character into the Chapo pantheon of Op-ed shitheads.

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Episode 254 - Best of the Midwest: Columbus & Chicago feat. Brett Payne and Bryan Quinby (10/15/18)

We do our best to unpack the last week's numerous tragic instances of creeping fash. It may be a hellworld, but at least we've Celebrity Death Match!

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and here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1PQX64cTgY&vl=en

Episode 244 - A Nice Chill Show (9/11/18)

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