Douthat hates pornography because it's full of chunky Reese Witherspoons

In episode 2 of CHAPO TRAP HOUSE...
-Matt, Felix and Will talk about the end of everything fun in the 2016 election and the likely advent of Hell on Earth. 
-Matt goes to a Trump rally outside Cincinnati. 
-The National Review's Kevin D. Williamson tells poor white people to pull up their damn pants and other conservative strategies for reaching out to their inferiors. 
-Ben Shapiro leaves Breitbart and a "pro-Israel" robot harasses students at Brown.  
-We also break down the phenomenon that is HAMILTON and why our media and political elites love this corny bullshit. 
-And as a bonus, we threaten Ben Dreyfuss and then ask him for money. 

Episode 2 - We Need to Talk About Kevin- aka Enta Tha Dungeon (3/19/16)

On our Easter/Purim Episode we're joined by Brendan James aka @deep_beige, media reporter for International Business Times to discuss his Hanni-date with Fox News' Sean Hannity, a man who loves hitting the heavy bag, working on his core and his new 10pm slot.

Then we have a reading from Ross Douthat's 2005 book "Privilege: Harvard and the Education of the Ruling Class" where Ross relates a story about going on sailboat outing with a handsome older man.

Brendan's Sean Hannity Profile: http://www.ibtimes.com/mr-nice-guy-sean-hannity-cheerleader-gop-relic-fox-news-2222577

Ross's Boat Trip: http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2008/02/-were-on-our-way-home-now-duckie/306726/

@willmenaker, @cushbomb, @ByYourLogic, @deep_beige

Episode 3 - Freeway Ross Douthat Sailboat Dope (3/27/16)

On Episode 4 @willmenaker, @cushbomb and @ByYourLogic discuss:
-Felix's on the ground reporting of the harassment he witnessed at the Bernie Sanders rally in the Bronx.
-How Scalia's gorging saved public sector unionism in America
-Donald Trump: The Abortion Punisher 
-Turkey's President Erdogan and his street team turn the Brookings Institute into his Trap House
-Carl Diggler calls in to discuss EgyptAir hijacking and Cypriot family court.
-Community-based pod-living experience
-Jonathan Chait and contemporary American liberalism: the best of all possible worlds.

links- 
Pod living: http://motherboard.vice.com/read/in-pod-based-community-living-rent-is-cheap-but-sex-is-banned

Scalia eats 50+ oysters, makes others do the same: http://www.weeklystandard.com/a-man-of-many-appetites/article/2001084

Intro and Outro Music: Salute to El Chapo and 1 In Da Chamber pt. 3 by DJ Smokey

Extra thanks to Brendan James (@Deep_Beige) for producing

Episode 4 - Bernie Blanco From The Bronx (4/3/16)

In episode 5, Felix and Will go to the premiere of a television series, then Felix goes solo to a John Kasich event in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn.

Then, we are joined by @CarlBeijer to game out the coming #tcot rebellion/Second Civil War and the possibility of the Rascal Scooter demographic waging a successful irregular war against the most powerful nation state in human history. We close out with a reading from friend of the show Kurt Schlichter and some "letters home" from the front lines.

NOTE: Due to technical issues related to the Menaker family mountain estate, our audio is worse than our usual horrible quality and Will is MIA for the last third of the show.

Links:
@Carlbeijer's take on the second civil war: http://baltimorepostexaminer.com/militant-republicans-nope-arent-going-overthrow-government/2014/02/21

Kurt Shitler's take on the second Civil War: http://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2015/08/10/hillarys-hipster-army-prepares-for-the-second-civil-war-n2036475/page/full

Prod. by @Deep_Beige

Episode 5 - What's So Civil About War, Anyway? feat. @Carlbeijer (4/10/16)

In episode 6, Felix, Will, and Matt are joined by Matt "The Australian Plug" Brady (@MattVBrady) to call out snakes and haters like Steve Richter and DemocratMafia from the comment section of our Mediaite profile. (Our lawyers have been notified and we will sue all our haters into oblivion.) Then, we break down Zack Synder's magnum opus BATMAN V. SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE AND DEVELOPMENT. Topics include: why there was no 9/11 trigger warning in this movie, the incel/volcel analysis of superheroes, and the indisputably true fact that this movie was a Psy-Op propaganda film funded by Erdogan and Turkish deep state.

Finally, we pay tribute to our producer @Deep_Beige by *ironically* threatening pudgy, fedora wearing, Daily Beast TV Re-capper and son of Howard, Marlow Stern. 

Episode 6- Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice and Development feat. @MattVBrady (4/18/16)

In a jam-packed episode 7, Matt, Felix and Will count down the top 40 most unbearable voices in the world and give the crown to Ben Shapiro, who is also confused by how public restrooms work. Then, the boyz break down the result of the NY State Primary and ponder whether the Sanders campaign offers any hope for the future or if we're all doomed. We also break down the Turkish government's and the Erdogan's Street Team's latest antics in the streets and skies of NYC.  We follow up with Kev "Fat Dracula" Williamson and join Anil Dash and John Podhoretz in mourning the loss of Prince. 

Links: 
Armenia Geno-Lie Sky-Writing: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3552070/Pro-Turkish-skywriters-scribble-slogans-New-York.html

Kev Claps Back; 
http://www.nationalreview.com/article/434100/white-working-class-donald

John Podhoretz, the most prolific and acerbic wit on twitter: http://www.townandcountrymag.com/society/politics/news/a5904/john-podhoretz-twitter-election/

Produced by Ben Dreyfuss

Episode 7- The Prince and the Egg: An Anil Dash Adventure (4/25/16)

Baseball crank, Baseball crank, Baseball crank, Baseball crank, Baseball crank, Baseball crank, NYPD Dad, Baseball crank, Baseball crank, Baseball crank. In episode 8, Matt, Will and Felix are joined by Elizabeth Bruenig to talk #NerdProm, The Innovation Party, and what the deal with God is? Then in the Chapo Reading Series we peruse "Strip Club Ennui" (http://thefederalist.com/2014/03/28/strip-club-ennui/) by The Federalist's Daniel Payne.  

LInks: 

Episode 8- Children of Bruen feat. @ebruenig (5/1/16)

In episode 11, Felix finally gets a real microphone and we're joined by Rolling Stone's Matt Taibbi (@MTaibbi) to talk election stuff. Is the GOP dead? Or like 'The Thing' will it reform and spawn some new abomination? On the other side, why are Clinton supporters angrier  now then they've ever been? 

Then, we break down everything you probably got mad at this week regarding The Bruenig Ultimatum and Scumbag Neera.

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Links: 
Amber A'Lee Frost on the politics of vulgarity: https://www.currentaffairs.org/2016/05/the-necessity-of-political-vulgarity

Matt Taibbi: 
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/r-i-p-gop-how-trump-is-killing-the-republican-party-20160518

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/trump-isnt-the-campaign-medias-first-mistake-20160519


Episode 11 - Cranking the Donkey feat. Matt Taibbi (5/22/16)

Here Come Dat Ron! O shit waddup.  In episode 12 we are joined by @VirgilTexas to take a look Behind the Diggler. We examine the unholy trinity that gave birth to America's Most Accurate Political Pundit, Carl Diggler: Chris "The Fix" Cillizza, Mark Halperin, and the ultimate father of The Dig, Ron Fournier. 

We analyze Ron's "Influencer Theory" outlined in his book "Applebee's America" and the failure of HotSoup.com.  We love that Ron.

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Episode 12 - Love That Ron feat. @VirgilTexas (5/30/16)

In episode 14. we get breaking news that Al Giordano declares war on Chapo...then we reconcile ourselves with Her...Ezra Klein debases himself...Michelle Goldberg has a moment of clarity...Peter Thiel has a vision of the future....and a top Pentagon official is a real stickler for parking rules.

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Episode 14 - Chillin' In Cedar Rapids Iowa (6/13/16)

In episode 16, the Zoo Crew returns to prank call a fascist and the fallout from the alligator tweet threatens the future of another alpha male podcast. Then, we talk how to make it as a Washington lobbyist with Lee Fang of The Intercept and investigate Heather Podesta's work on behalf of Activis cough medicine.  In the reading series we examine an epic two-part article into male horniness and female submission by virtue scold Dennis Prager and discover a level of sexual derangement unseen since William F. Buckley's sailboat.

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Lee's articles on Heather Podesta and Purple Strategies: 

https://theintercept.com/2016/06/03/heather-podesta/

https://theintercept.com/2015/12/14/purple-strategies-guns/

Dennis Prager's "Women Owe Me Sex":

http://townhall.com/columnists/dennisprager/2008/12/23/when_a_woman_isnt_in_the_mood_part_i

http://townhall.com/columnists/dennisprager/2008/12/30/when_a_woman_isnt_in_the_mood_part_ii

Episode 3 - Freeway Ross Douthat Sailboat Dope (3/27/16)

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