This is 100% true, in my YEARS of dealing with these fucktards, the best way I've learned to actually put them off is make them scared. Just go full aggressive Stalin loving Tankie on them and they will back off. They're so used to dealing with pussy liberals that they don't know how to react when dealing with someone who doesn't give a fuck about liberal sensibilities and will actively say they will gulag them and everyone they know.

The Fall?!  That's it...please take some of my money.

What Ricky Rawls is talking about when mentioning "When Prophecy Fails"  is the kind of behavior that makes for a bad gambler... hahaha.

Can't believe now it's "If you saw him in the street you'd be like who's this bloated punching bag"

When Prophecy Fails sounds like the sunken cost fallacy

Let's fill up Nigeria with 500 million Chinese people. If they don't like it they are self-entitled narcissists.

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In episode 30 we rejoin the adventures of Ross Douthat Boy Detective with a little help from our producer, Brendan James aka @deep_beige. First we discuss the headlines that mattered this week, such as Rich Piana's divorce, an article about us, and Brendan's latest piece in Slate.

But the true meat of this episode is the grandest Chapo Reading Series yet -- a return to the source, the Book of Ross, "Privilege," which we first unearthed all the way back in Episode 3. Having mastered the initial texts of Douthat, we dive deeper into the record of his life and loves at Harvard, his hatred of birth control, and his fevered visions of jihadists killing goth kids in Boston.

Brendan's piece in Slate on Cindy Sheehan: http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2016/08/cindy_sheehan_on_how_the_democrats_are_using_khizr_and_ghazala_khan.html

Shannon Strucci's YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/struccimovies
And her Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/StrucciMovies

The Chapo PASTE Magazine feature: https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2016/07/chapo-trap-house-are-the-vulgar-brilliant-demigods.html

BECOME A CHAPO SUBSCRIBER: patreon.com/user?u=3343736&ty=h

Episode 30 - FREEWAY ROSS DOUTHAT Pt. 2: Tha Harvard Plug

In this suicode, the original Chapo Film Crew reunites with Matt V. Brady (@mattvbrady) and commits suicide over the sick, demented and flat-out twisted SuiCiDe sQuAd. The making of the film was Hollywood's Vietnam; the plot of the film was written by a divorced PUA; and the characters in the film are bold racist stereotypes.

Take the red pill and join Jared Leto in his beautiful dark twisted wankery.

Check out the Chapo/Street Fight concert film, enter the code "chapostick"for $3 off: https://t.co/XW9LfV2CSt

Join the Chapo Nation and get a premium episode every week: patreon.com/user?u=3343736&ty=h

Episode 32 - Suicide Is Shameless feat. @MattVBrady (8/15/16)

In this week's adventure, we return to the Chapo Bends the World segment after a Trump adviser turns out to be a card carrying Pepe. Milo's college scholarship ripoff provides another test for the Gorilla Mindset. And finally, a David French reading series and a dive into the Chapo Mail Bag.

Become a Grey Wolf: patreon.com/user?u=3343736

Sam Kriss's Milo dispatch: http://www.vice.com/read/young-british-heritage-society-launch

The Bloomberg Walmart piece: https://www.bloomberg.com/features/2016-walmart-crime/

The Milo scam: http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/08/19/breitbart-editor-milo-yiannopoulos-takes-100-000-for-charity-gives-0.html

Episode 34 - Masculinity For Boys (8/22/16)

Oh say can you see, the New York Times Magazine's Greg Howard (@GregHoward88) stops by the Trap to discuss sporpsballs, Colin Kaepernick, Marc Cuban, and questions surrounding Chuck Johnson shitting on the floor in college.

Then the boys discuss the latest paper smeared in snot by Dennis Ross, a glowing review of Saudi Arabia in the Washington Post, followed be a dip into the Chapo Mail Bag.

COME SEE CHAPO LIVE ON 9/24: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/genius-presents-chapo-trap-house-digcast-live-tickets-27665242485

Here's Greg's latest at the NYT Magazine: http://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/21/magazine/the-easiest-way-to-get-rid-of-racism-just-redefine-it.html

Become a Grey Wolf, like Greg: https://www.patreon.com/chapotraphouse

Here's Dennis Ross doing what he does best: https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/global-opinions/in-saudi-arabia-a-revolution-disguised-as-reform/2016/09/08/979f03f6-7526-11e6-b786-19d0cb1ed06c_story.html?utm_term=.7d85b514e8d3

Episode 40 - Sborts Night feat. @GregHoward88 (9/12/16)

2016, NEW YORK CITY -- Flanked by Virgil Texas and Sam Kriss, the Chapo boys storm Genius HQ in New York, NY for a sold-out, anti-papist extravaganza.

A night of revelry: Celebrity readings of David Brooks and Boss Douthat, the premiere of "Over the Top," the first piece by Chapo Motion Pictures, a psychotherapy break between Sam and Carl Diggler, and a public struggle session after the boys are legally required to share angry messages of the Trap's answering machine.

The link to the short film, password, "chapo": https://vimeo.com/183855921

NEXT: Come to Caroline's Monday, 9/26, for Chapo vs. The First Debate.

Episode 44 - The Gowanus Ideas Festival (9/26/16)

Love those boys: On our 50th episode, we recall our humble beginnings and listen to messages of love and devotion from friends of the show. The meat of the show is a sprawling interview with historian Matt Karp, about America's slaveholding empire, horrible Civil War movies like "Gods and Generals," the Sanders Truth Squad, and new Chapo staple, Caleb.

Lastly, we plug our upcoming show at Caroline's on Wednesday for the third debate on 10/19, and announce a very special Election Night Live Show in NYC.

Buy Tickets for Caroline's Show: http://www.carolines.com/comedian/chapo-trap-house-live-election-2016-debates/

Become a Grey Wolf on our 50th show: patreon.com/chapotraphouse

Matt's book: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01INP11O2/ref=dp-kindle-redirect?_encoding=UTF8&btkr=1

Episode 50 - AKP 50th Episode Ergenekon Extravaganza feat. @KarpMJ (10/17/16)

Will, Matt, Felix and Virgil wake up in The Zone to take in the election results, process the shock, and accept Bill Mitchell as our new dad. More importantly, we discuss the failures of America’s expert/lanyard class, liberal ass-covering, the impotence and irrelevance of the Democratic Party, and our new purpose and priorities under the coming Trump regime.

Reasons to be scared, reasons for hope, and assurance that we’re still ready to ride with you all every day.

Episode 58 - We Live in The Zone Now (11/12/16)

This is Chapo season 2. Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) of the Daily Beast stops by to chat about the Hamilton Incident, Trump and Chris Christie's breakup, conservative protest and comedy, and martial arts in the age of Trump.

Also we talk about our latest press clip in the New Yorker, in which Matt, Felix and Will are rendered in watercolor.

Episode 60 - Off-Off-Broadway feat. Erin Gloria Ryan (11/20/16)

A Turkey Day treat for all! Our pal T (@RickyRawls) stops by the Park Slope Mansion to discuss his run-ins with the Anime Nazis/alt-right, their racial narcissism, and how Leon Festinger's "When Prophecy Fails" applies to Democrats after the election upset. We also wonder why Mike Pence even wanted to see Hamilton in the first place.

Here's an interview with T on the alt-right: http://thoughtcatalog.com/daniel-hayes/2016/11/an-interview-with-a-black-man-who-loves-standing-up-to-alt-right-trolls-on-twitter/

Episode 61 - Who Makes The Nazis? feat. @RickyRawls (11/24/16)

As we walk through Rod Dreher's criticism of the show, Amber makes fun of Felix's love of Les Mis.

Subscribe to hear it: patreon.com/chapotraphouse

Episode 62 Teaser - Do You Hear The Dirtbags Sing

First we talk to Ezekiel Kweku of MTV about his diagnosis of the Democratic Party's failure this year, how they can beat white nationalism next time around, and the Æon Flux animated series. Then the full Chapo team assembles to tackle the book "The Up Side of Down: Why Failing Well Is the Key to Success" by Bloomberg View blogger and chronically wrong person Megan McArdle. It's a horrible dumb book and everyone gets mad at Will for making them read it.

Ezekiel's piece: www.mtv.com/news/2955564/skin-in-the-game/#ifrndnloc

Real Ames Hours on McArdle's portfolio: http://shameproject.com/profile/megan-mcardle/

Episode 63 - SuccessFail: The McMegan Story feat. @TheShrillest (12/4/16)

We're all hungover from ringing in Year Zero and rusty from vacation but returning guest James Adomian (@JAdomian) stops by to put us off on the right foot. We talk about our callout on the Michael Rapaport podcast, Dan Nainan's Tesla show, Mike Cernovich's new brain crystal products, and Josh Marshall accidentally tweeting lesbian porno while trying to advocate a new Cold War.

Buy James's new Trump vs. Bernie album: http://trumpvsbernie.com/

Episode 69 - Angela & Strawberry feat. James Adomian (1/2/17)

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The full trap in effect, plus special guest Sam Kriss (@sam_kriss), all of us covering the inauguration of President Wario. 

Weak chinned neo-Nazi Richard Spencer got his head caved in, protesters burned a limo, Colby became an anarchist, irony was shot through the head, and the gang went to Red Lobster for a lovely meal.

Episode 75 - Mr. Chapo Goes To Washington (1/22/17)

For our special One Year Chapoversary, we take a look back on some of the most memorable moments on the show and reveal some never-before-heard clips like when Virgil committed a crime on tape and an extended cut of a "lost interview." 

We also talk about about our week in Pittsburgh, the City of Angels. See you here again in another year, maybe.

Episode 61 - Who Makes The Nazis? feat. @RickyRawls (11/24/16)

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