On Christmas Eve my mate plans to go into the loft with some speakers and then just as his kid is about to go to sleep he plans to play this mp3 soundtrack directly above his kid's bedroom.

It's an mp3 soundtrack my mate and I made of Santa arriving on the roof on Christmas Eve, so hopefully his kid will get really excited as he hears Santa arriving on his roof and delivering his presents.

If any parents with small kids would like to use this Santa mp3 to give their own kid an exciting Santa surprise on Christmas Eve then feel free to download it.

You can find out more about this mp3 soundtrack at the followng link:

http://charlesfudgemuffin.blogspot.com/2012/12/santa-claus-arrives-on-roof-on.html

Big credit to Paul Johnson for co-creating the Santa soundtrack and also for having such a cool idea in the first place.

Santa Claus Arrives On The Roof On Christmas Eve

This is the soundtrack to Charles Fudgemuffin's 'Eric and Jixyl The Alien discuss anal probes' video.  To set the scene...

"After discovering an alien spaceship, Eric initially suspects that the whole thing is just an elaborate TV prank.  However, after some convncing from an alien known as Jixyl, he finally starts to realise that he has encountered an alien being..."

This scene was originally featured in the alien comedy novel 'How To Save The World: An Alien Comedy' by Charles Fudgemuffin which is available as a free download from www.smarturl.it/HowToSaveTheWorld.

You can also purchase the 'How To Save The World' books from Amazon.  Search 'Charles Fudgemuffin' in the Amazon search engine.

Please note, the 'How To Save The World' books are suitable for ages 18+ and are not recommended for prudes or squares.

Eric And Jixyl The Alien Discuss Anal Probes

The narrator is actually saying 'giraffe' but due to a clever hallucinatory audio trick created by a few seconds of introductory ambient noises, some people actually hear the word 'dolphin'. Have a listen and see what you hear.

Please note: This is not real. It is just a joke to promote my latest short story, 'Peanuts, Gold And Happiness'.
https://smarturl.it/Peanuts

Giraffe or Dolphin

Charles Fudgemuffin is the author of the critically acclaimed 'Remember to put the bins out' note. Other less notable works include the alien comedy 'How To Save The World' books and a growing collection of short stories.