R U Crazy

R U Crazy (Radio Edit)

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A furious satire dressed as a dancefloor banger, This Diabetes Was Sponsored By Pepsi takes corporate jingles and flips them into a dark hymn of decay. The lyrics mock how childhoods were sold in syrupy promises, where vending machines taught belonging and slogans disguised poison. Each verse cuts deeper, trading smiles for cavities, freedom for corporate profit, and childhood nostalgia for chronic illness. It’s both hilarious and haunting—cartoon mascots and bullhorn ads reimagined as gospel chants of insulin debt. The track parades slogans like “Live For Now” and “That’s What I Like” against a backdrop of addiction, loyalty, and death, twisting familiar branding into a sinister prayer. By the climax, it becomes less a song and more a corporate requiem, equal parts biting critique and satirical celebration of how we were sold out sip by sip.

Lyrics:

“Refreshments brought to you by convenience.”
“Refreshments brought to you by convenience.”

“sip-sip-sip”

“Live for now… live for debt.”
“Live for now… die sooner yet.”

They taught me sugar was a smile in a can,
Neon promises from a vending-machine brand.
Gave my childhood a syrupy glow,
Told me “drink to belong,” somewhere between the rows.

“sip-sip-sip”

Teeth stained with branded rot,
Calories buried where the logos plot.
They sell me fizz, I pay with time,
Trade my pancreas for their bottom line.

We toast to the sponsors of our sweet decay,
Toast to the logos that led us astray
Record the smiles, monetize the grief,
Blood sugar metrics sponsored by brand metrics

This diabetes was sponsored by Pepsi (Pepsi)
This sugar debt was sponsored by Pepsi (Pepsi)
“The Choice of a New Generation”
Insulin shots and liquidation

“Sponsored. Sponsored.”

Schoolyard bullhorns with branded toys,
Cartoons hawking fizzy, packaged joys.
They drilled the logo in my lullaby,
Now my hospital bill says “brought to you by.”

Bottled aquifers for corporate thirst,
Plastic oceans drowning in the worst.
They market “wellness” in neon lies,
Diet this, zero that, same sugar disguised.

“You’re marketed for addiction.”
“Side effects may include: loyalty, dependency, and death.”
“That’s what I like.”
“Smile. Sip. Repeat.”
“Smile. Sip. Repeat.”

This diabetes was sponsored by Pepsi (chant it)
This cavity choir was sponsored by Pepsi (oh-oh)
“The Choice of a New Generation”
Chronic illness across the nation

“pop, pop, profit”

“Live for now… That’s what I like… The choice… Live for now…”

They sold me a future in sweet expiration dates,
Promised me happiness at promotional rates.
My pancreas signs the dotted line,
Corporate scripture in blood and brine.

This diabetes was sponsored by Pepsi (Pepsi)
This sugar song was sponsored by Pepsi (repeat)
Take this sugar, for it is my debt,
In the name of profit, amen, amen.

“Live For Now™ — results may vary.”
“That’s what I like…”
“Drink. Debt. Repeat.”

This Diabetes Was Sponsored By Pepsi

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[Verse]
Cold breeze cutting my face, soft snow falling in my hair
Coffee in hand, scarf wrapped up everywhere
It’s not even winter yet, it’s only spring
But feels like late in the year, sipping on hot drinks 

[Build]
Fingers go numb, breath seen in the air
Craving some warmth, train or car, I don’t care 
Feel kind of cold in layers 



[Chorus]
I’m so cold, so c-c-c cold
Gone up north in April, give some heat, can’t feel my toes
It’s way too cold, don’t know how long I can cope
Shivering from head to toe in this freeze
After a few hours, just wanna leave
I don’t do cold weather, no way 

[Verse]
Knew the Highlands wouldn’t be hot
Expected it’d be a bit cold
Did not expect snow and icy roads
Hundred-plus miles, gloves and thermal top the lot 

[Build]
Wind whipping fast, crunch under my shoes
Snow keeps falling, nothing I can do 
Always wanted to visit there tried to push on through 


[Chorus]
I’m so cold, so c-c-c cold
Gone up north in April, give some heat, can’t feel my toes
It’s way too cold, don’t know how long I can cope
Shivering from head to toe in this freeze
After a few hours, just wanna leave

[Bridge]
C-C-C cold, cold, cold
Snow and wind, can’t feel my toes
One day in the snow, hands frozen through
Walked slowly through the deep snow


[Chorus]
I’m so cold, so c-c-c cold
Gone up north in April, give some heat, can’t feel my toes
It’s way too cold, don’t know how long I can cope
Shivering from head to toe in this freeze
After a few hours, just wanna leave
I’m cold… I’m freezing

[Chorus]
I’m so cold, so c-c-c cold
Gone up north in April, give some heat, can’t feel my toes
It’s way too cold, don’t know how long I can cope
Shivering from head to toe in this freeze
After a few hours, just wanna leave
I’m cold… I’m freezing


Cold

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