Bear Grylls: 
So, I’m about to land in the wild
Coming up on my new show - Man vs Child;
I confront the worst dangers. If a proud hunter 
steps up to me, he’s going down... under 
I got bare skills - I watch bears kill
Light Ken on the Barbie - Bear grills! 
gross from the He-Man hair to the trousers
The ugliest mammal that I’ve ever encountered 

Steve Irwin: 
Did ya know? Bull shit helps plants grow 
You could sprout a whole forest with ya darn show 
Crikey, you survived nights snacking on bugs?
Then you'd share a slice of pizza with ya cameraman, Doug (Hi!)
In fact, let's cut Bear's pack some slack
They do everything he does with ten tonnes on their backs
Ya thirsty? You keep on moping around 
If you wanna take the piss then open your mouth 
Eww, mate! is everything you do fake? 
I love reptiles but not you, snake
You topped many mountains but keep this in mind
Reaching my peak is the steepest of climbs

Bear Grylls: 
Here’s another fact that you might find scary;
You belong on world’s deadliest parents
They’re pretty different, Steven, so how are you confused?
One’s your son, the other’s alligator food. 
If you want to talk about stirring up lies;   
Don’t claim you love all creatures, then disturb the wildlife 
I don’t think that they appreciate the big mouth that you bring
Swim in my flow and feel my raps sting 

Steve Irwin: 
Can’t you see? Were you stung by more bees? 
The best survivor is Steve - even Minecraft agrees.
I believe every animal deserves my protection 
Although this Bear is a worthy exception 

Bear Grylls: 
Yeah, you used to rep the animal kingdom 
Had some valid opinions about this planet we live in, that was your mission 
with your passing did you pass on that wisdom?
No. Your family rallied to Jimmy Fallon to scavenge some income

Steve Irwin (Speaking): 
That’s a verse?
No, this is a verse.

Steve Irwin:
Your programmes are pathetic: irrelevant’s where you’re heading
You should teach your audience how to survive your wreck on Netflix 
That’s what you get: relying on celebrities for more clout 
It’s evident; no one clicked on this battle for the boy scout
Nice to meet ya’, you got the right idea; 
You built fires with tree sticks, but I’m the primal leader,
who built a legacy with his timeless speeches
If you wanna mess with me, get in line behind PETA

Bear Grylls vs. Steve Irwin - Rap Battle!

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Mike Choe as Peter Quill
Freeced as Jack Sparrow

Lyrics:
https://freshy-kanal-cinematic-wiki.fandom.com/wiki/Star-Lord_vs_Captain_Jack_Sparrow
(too big to fit in the description)

Star-Lord vs. Captain Jack Sparrow - Rap Battle!

Mad Man

Mad Man (feat. Chloe Eves)

Not mine, this audio belongs to Freshy Kanal
McGuinnsBook as Kratos
Mega Ran as Maui
McGwire as choir vocals

Kratos:
Flee or start your prayers to the god of your creation.
If they sent me after you, then you must be forsaken.
I went through Hel's scorching borders and coldest corners in fistfights.
You'd piss your grass skirt if your reputation's on thin ice!
BOY! There was a demigod hated near and far.
He decided no one loved him, so he had to steal a heart.
Was it worth his sense of purpose, changing Earth with dirty tricks?
'Cause once he died, he still had not a single soul that worshiped him!
When the tides turn on this fraud, he falls apart on the spot!
What kind of islander god would sink in water like rocks?
You offered the Earth gifts, but you're shallow on the surface!
You can shapeshift to a bird's skin, but can't change to a better person!
This is my fate; I decide when wars are over!
Cut you into shape; this is how you make a soldier!
You provide for the praise and strengthen your culture,
But when they cry for your aid, you offer a cold shoulder!

Maui:
We all like to goof a little; trust me, I won't judge you.
Although, I don't murder all of Greece; you know, like some do?
I spend my time creating mountains and kingdoms you might cross;
I probably made the island you and your shame like to hide on!
So thanks, but I'm gonna decline the olive branch that you offered politely! (No thanks!)
You've been hiding inside of that ivory tower, so why don't you come down and fight me?
You pray all alone because you eviscerated your only love!
You keep your emotions like coconuts, 'cause I gotta break you to open up!
You say that I'm the one shifting the shape? You play pretend as a Norse deity!
You threw your mythology away like a Spartan's deformed baby!
I rock the boat with the fire that I gave to humankind; I don't take lightly!
So when I'm striking the son of Zeus twice, there's a funeral worthy of fake Vikings!
I got tattoos of all my victories, no sweat!
While the only mark that you've left is yet another one on my chest!
Mine are a map; yours are just ashes to ashes,
Directing to the exactly zero family members you have left!

Kratos:
I was fighting in the field 'til I no longer had chains
While you were marinating inside your man-cave!
Hid away since your parents saw your face and were sickened!
Don't be surprised if I go overboard like you as an infant.
So many wars helmed; I forged through Greece and the Norse realms!
I lived through lives in the damn time that you spent writing an anthem 'bout nothing but yourself!
I chose my solace, while you were just banished away as a lonely convict!
Your boat's on water, but the stars couldn't help you find any excuse for your broken promise!
So I'll raise a toast to this fraud who's loathed by most of the coastal goddesses!
He's a pussy from start to end, as his fate was woven onto him!

Maui:
Maybe add a sense of humor to your massive arsenal; you don't seem that amused!
Got so many weapons in stock, yet you're the biggest tool for Athena to use!
I held up the sky, dealt with the fire, and those ain't my greatest stunts!
You scream at your loved ones 'til they're long gone; do I gotta show you how to raise a sun?
You got me actin' like Baldur, 'cause all your blows are painless!
For once, take a step back; this ain't the cliff you fell from!
To all the pantheons that I saved from eradication
By finishing him once and for all, you're welcome!

Kratos vs. Maui - Rap Battle!

What rhymes with EYES？ - Ani Brava's Wild Comment Section

SHUT IT

Selena Chromez

Bro Can Smell Colors

Mirror Mirror 2

Bro Erupted During The Eruption

MEAL ARMSTRONG

Cover Art by Jay
Written by Fel, Eddiefrb and Freshy Kanal
Mixed by Fel
Beat by Defstarz

Fel as Mr. Burns
Seth W. as Donald Trump

Donald Trump:
I’m building my rap structure, and It’s gonna be huge 
I’ll Alienate an Alien when I deport this yellow jew 
If you’re messing with the president, you’re gonna get sued 
Don’t believe Ebeneezer, he’s old news and Fake News
Believe me, you know I’ll Trump this pasty flamingo 
Cause’ I’m a businessman, I know a thing or two ‘bout inflow 
I love the gays; the best kind of people, trust me
And, I’m all for gay rights, but you and Smithers?  Disgusting 
They’re inferior, weak and reckless, I’m Syria-s.
I do not negotiate with T-Rexes. Period. 
You’re fired; the people want a new show (You’ve ended!)
We’re. going. .to. build. your. tombstone. (Tremendous) 

Mr Burns:
Smithers! Who is this orange buffoon; he’s a nuisance (wrong)
Surely he’s the result of my power plant’s pollution (wrong)
To think he’d knock me with those tiny things, he must be crazy 
And I won’t fall victim to even more shots from a cry-baby 
Don’t look at me like I’m some kind of billionaire Monster 
It looks to me like you would benefit from my sun blocker
Like your tax returns, boy, this fight you should avoid
My threats are less empty than my wallet; you’ll get destroyed

Trump:
This man is so-

Burns:
Hit you with the bill your immigrant deep throated  
Stock so much wood for your daughter, you’re a Home De-Potus 
I won’t need treatment when I’m sicker than this CEO is 
Who runs a population of chums who wish that they re-voted


Trump:
Actually, you al-

Burns:
You’re good on the Mike when you're mounting Pence
Becoming president precedented descent of all your cents
I don’t need the hounds; I’ll release some governing words
The climate's changed in this battle; Montgomery Burns

Trump:
You loser! You can barely walk while I’m running a country! < Shout this 
I’ll bet you a small loan you had your verse written by monkeys 
You can’t argue with the numbers, Charles; right now they’re looking excellent
So good at winning, even your show knew that I’d be president

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