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Freshy Kanal: Robin Hood vs. Guy Fawkes - ft. The Stupendium & Littleflecks

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Mike Choe as Peter Quill
Freeced as Jack Sparrow

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Star-Lord vs. Captain Jack Sparrow - Rap Battle!

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Swizkii as Peter Venkman
Eric the Audible as Ray Stantz
Chase Beck as Winston Zeddemore
Commander Jacob as Egon Spengler
Mix Williams as Leonardo
Politicess as Michelangelo
Kevin Krust as Donatello
PE$O PETE as Raphael

Ghostbusters:
Alright, which one of you thought this nightmare up?
A quartet of green dorks born from Slimer's spunk!
You couldn't pay me enough to leave these freaks in our hearse!
Let's just keep 'em at bay. No, they will look even worse!
You know, turtles seem to go extinct from plastic litter.
What, the dudes made to clog up stores with their action figures?
And hang with that reporter chick they all got feelings for? (What?!)
That love story's unholy! It's Zuul-philia!
Pitchforks and knives split the team up over bickering!
I guess their Master taught them the art of Splintering!
The form of your destruction's the four Ghostbusters!
Let's paint the picture for you, Leo: It's your Last Supper!

TMNT:
Well, cowa-fucking-bunga, dude; I'm actually in tears!
Did we come too strapped? They got, like, janitor gear!
Yet they pushed one switch in their crib and then air fried it!
Our fights are like our pizza: We like to share slices!
Are you mad or something, 'cause your vacuum packs ain't got no extra suction?
Never worked! Only the ghost in your bed had you bustin'! (He's a freak!)
Now the feds got you by the balls if you stay in town!
Let's do it like Stay Puft! Mikey, break it down!
Listen, Ray Stantz: don't make friends with Venkman!
The pay's bad, and Winston will ditch y'all ASAP!
Shake hands with someone who can offer a safe plan!
We're quick with the Foot Clan; they're just running a scam!
TRUE THAT! Your shoes whack! Crew's whack! Suits whack!
Just make like your hairlines and move back! (On god!)
You're Ghostbusters, so I wonder where your boo's at?
You only face a Shredder when you got taxes, you douchebags!

Ghostbusters:
Heya, Raph! Why don't you go take a bath instead?
Watch us take it back to when all your rainbow masks were red!
You want to talk about society with your double teeth?
Read the signs, kid: you barely got across the street without being called a freak!
Forget pizza! You want a piece?!
Grew up in sewers, but you can't survive us crossing streams!
Splinter made a funny? Yeah, with the way they got raised!
Quarantined for life. Childhood went straight down the drain!
Hey, I'm just saying, if you four homeless snot chunks
Need a place that you'll finally fit in, we got one!

TMNT:
We'll pass on taking notes about fitting in with the surface
From the pervert getting getting ghosted by each client that he flirts with! (LET'S GO!)
I don't think you're surpassing us 'cause you're older!
I bet as teens, you got pushed around more than your controllers!
You sure showed 'em with all those buildings you blew up!
For every ghost that you catch, you leave half a city of new ones! (OHHHHH!)
You're dead weight that shows up to haunt crowds!
'Cause ever since your sequel, you just let 'em all down!
Then by 2016, the boomers were swapped out!
Then they gave up the ghost, so who you gonna call now?

TMNT vs. Ghostbusters - Rap Battle!

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Shwabadi as Arthur Morgan
Ethan Connor Condon as Trevor Philips

Arthur Morgan:
I know you like denial, but this is brazenly dumb.
You should pick better fights, but... can't change what's done.
I'm a headhunter; you're wanted dead or alive.
Cut right there on your neck? I'd be mighty obliged!
There ain't enough space for the two of us on my route.
Gotta teach a druggie 'bout shooting up at high noon.
I ride with my crew; yours ties you in a tight noose.
Christ, kid! Even your own hairline would slight you!
It ain't my place to judge whatever business you have,
But your mom fucked you up... and you'd fuck her back?
My poor horse would drop from all the baggage you got!
So maybe get lost, like this is the mall and I'm your pops!
You're too off-the-rails for a heist; that's your problem.
But I've found any trainwreck is prolly worth robbin'!
It eats you alive that Mike crushed all you ever did.
This cannibal freak got a taste of his own medicine!

Trevor Phillips:
I'm sorry, cowboy... we actin' like we're tough?
Sure you'd take the smoke with that crap inside your lungs?
Wanna get rough, cowboy? Guess we're in luck...
You can lick my nuts and pretend I'm Dutch!
And tell me, where's the money that he promised you?
Cough it up, not the blood! FUCK! What is wrong with you?!
One girl has talked to you that wasn't a prostitute!
And she still left; only pigs ever wanted you!
We both know you shouldn't bring a rat to your cheddar,
But what's it to ya? Your stash is a couple cans in the desert!
That is your treasure? You hipsters in the mountains make me pissed off.
Bumfucks don't even have a doorstep I can shit on!

Arthur Morgan:
Where do you get off blabberin' about attraction?
You don't get a passing glance from gals 'til you kidnap 'em!
I would never cave and be some stooge for the government.
There's more bits of brain on yer boot than yer fuckin' head!
I don't like to hold grudges, and yet you're under my skin.
Vengeance is a fool's game, but so is lettin' ya live!
Let's finish what's started... Can I get a witness protection?
I got bullets with your name and no more Brad-skull to catch 'em!

Trevor Phillips:
What a brave guy, tryna pay for his crimes
While his wife died for less than the change on her eyes!
Drop the nice guy polite "pick me" act, you fuckhead!
Dragging bodies through nature with that shiny moral compass!
'Cause fuck that! Honor's an excuse to die broke!
I'd sell your heart of gold and use that light dough to buy smokes!
You're at the end of my rope, so keep your lasso strapped!
I'll drag your ass until you really get to see Tahiti and back!
Wanna get wasted? I got rounds you drown in!
So when you go to Hell, tell Lenny that you found him!

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