MONSTERS WERE MOST LIKELY EVIL.
BUT HUMANS ARE THE CRUEL ONE.

Before The Cruel Story

* Wh... Who's there...?
* ...
* Hey, you...! Do you hear me?
* Wait a minute.
* Is that a...
* Uh oh.
* Hey, back up!! 
* What the hell is your problem?!
* N-no! P-please!!
* Stay away!!
* Don't hurt me, please!!!
-
* Wait... is that it?
* You were just standing in front of me...?
* Oh well, I thought you were the one of 
 the bad guys around here.
* I'm terribly sorry for my behavior...
* My name's Flowey.
* ... Not much, just a rusted looking flower.
* So, you're a human, right...?
* Then what the hell are you doing here? This place
 is dangerous!!
* Especially for humans like you!
* Man, I should've not left you alone like this...
* So yeah, i'm gonna tell you how everything works in this place.

Your Misery

Flowey: 
* Wait, stop...
* Who's that?
(Flowey and Frisk are standing behind Toriel.)
-
Toriel:
* ...
* Why do I keep feeling this way...?
* I'm desperate.
* I tried to lose all my mind.
* ... But I can't.
* I can't forget about anything happened in the past.
* I'm so tired of it.
* Sick of it.
(Toriel left the room.)
-
Flowey:
* Geez, I wonder who is that?
* I've never seen a monster in this place before you were here.
* However, it's kinda familiar by the voice...
* No idea who the heck is that.
* Whatever, let's just go.

Stranger Ahead

Dungeon

Demonstration

Ruffians Rampage!

Napstablook:
* zzzzzzzzzzzz
* zzzzzzzzzzzz
* (get out)
* (get out)
* (get out)
* (This ghost repeatedly saying the same word.)
* (Do you want to beat them up?)
❤Yes   No
Flowey:
* Hey, what the hell are you doing?!
* You wanna beat that ghost up with a stick??
* Are you crazy?!
Napstablook:
* oh so you're approaching me...?
* well go away cuz things are getting worse
* you wont backin down?
* you really are a challenging person right here.
* shall we start the fight?
* you snooze, you lose

Snooze Or Lose

Toriel:
* Welcome home, my dear child.
* You look really tired, don't you?
* You may rest now, there are rooms available for you to sleep.
* Alright, follow me!

(pls dont mind the missing tileset cuz the tilesets are rlly fvcked up)

Home For Me

Flowey:
"Wait! S-stop! don't hurt 
them, please...!"
"Come on, let's get out of he-"
"OW!" (Toriel throws a fireball to Flowey)

Toriel:
"Why..."
"Why do you have to listen to that
rotten wilted flower...?!"

Flowey (offscreen):
"Ugh... Y-you could just let them go! Damn it!!

Toriel:
"..."
"No."
"I will NOT let you pass through."

Burning Soul

sans(darkened): * You right there.
(Frisk turns around, and Sans slowly approaching)
sans(darkened): * ...
* Hey there, new person.
* Relax, don't "stranger" me.
* You came here just a while ago, right?
* Well, you're here for a lucky time.
* Say, you're probably lost in here aren't you?
* Don't worry, i've got a solution.
* You see that bridge right there?
* That'll leads you to home.
* Go ahead, and cross that bridge.
* It's time to go home.
* Gotta go now.
(sans left, frisk proceeds to cross the bridge.)

[BONUS] You Seem Chill

(sans approaching frisk from the back while they're walking.)
(screen flinch)

sans: 
* sup.
* did i scare you?
* that depends on your answer.
* right, i forgot to introduce myself again.
* the name's sans, the skeleton.
* say, you're a human, aren't you?
* that's crazy.
* however, i would never get a job if i were you.
* my brother always told me to get a job, but who even gives a damn.
* let's just say, i'm a slacker.
* anyways, you wanna see my brother?
* his name's papyrus, a sillyhead.
* be careful, he's REALLY dangerous.
* well, uh... even if he tries to be.
* you better be hiding behind that tree
 before he landed upon you.
* ...crap, my brother's up there, you gotta be quick.
(frisk quickly hiding behind the tree)

slacker

(papyrus landed from the sky)
Papyrus:
AHA!!! THERE YOU ARE, HU-
[cricket noises]
Papyrus:
DAMN!!!
WHY IS THERE ALWAYS NO ONE ELSE IN HERE?!
sans:
* ahem.
[!]
Papyrus:
SANS! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING!!!
sans:
* oh, hey bro.
* been starving right now, got somethin' to eat?
Papyrus:
NO! I TOLD YOU NO TIME FOR REST!!!
YOU WILL NOT GOING ANYWHERE BEFORE YOU GET A JOB!!!
sans:
* c'mon, i used to walk around here and sleep on the couch all day.
* and that's what i call a "job".
Papyrus:
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU DO YOUR JOB (S)!
IN FACT, HUMAN HUNTING IS EXACTLY WHAT WE ARE USED TO AND THAT IS OUR JOB!!!
sans:
* pfft, human hunting?
* seriously, that's just your thing.
Papyrus:
I DON'T CARE!!!
WHY DON'T YOU JUST LISTEN TO WHAT I SAID INSTEAD OF BEING... UMM...
AN ARSE HOLE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!!
sans:
* don't worry, i've got a ton of problems to deal with.
* a skele-ton.
[sans winks and camera zooms in with a ding sound]
Papyrus:
SO FUNNY, INDEED.
NEXT TIME, YOU ARE GOING TO PICK UP YOUR SOCKS, AND TAKING OUT THE TRASH FROM YOUR GOD DAMN FILTHY ASS ROOM!!!
AND DON'T FORGET TO PUT A LITTLE MORE
"BACKBONE" INTO IT!
NRGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
[COUGH, COUGH]
AND YOU ARE GOING TO MOW THE LAWNS AFTER THIS!
(Papyrus ran away)
sans:
* and i'm not gonna be your slave, bloodsucker.

Quite Sinister!

Dead Snow

Uptown Groove

[* Welcome to Uptown MiniMarket, dear traveler.]
[* How may I help you today?]

Market

CHALLENGE ME IF YOU DARE, HUMAN!!
BECAUSE I, THE SINISTER PAPYRUS, WILL BE THE ONE TO TAKE YOUR SOUL! AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME!!!
YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME?! TAKE ONE MORE STEP.
LET'S SEE HOW WELL YOU FARE AGAINST THESE TOUGH-ASS GLOVES!!!

Spinewrecker

-Papyrus:
LINE UP, EVERYBODY!
ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE OUR NEWEST MEMBER...
THE HUMAN!!!
-Lesser:
Yo??? Real crap?!
-Greatest Dog:
bark, bark!!!
-Felix:
Let's gooooo!!!
-Joe:
Ight, this is getting insane.
-David:
Hell yeah.
-Papyrus:
BEFORE WE START THE TRAINING, WE GOT TO GIVE THEM A GUN!
MAKE SURE IT HAS MORE BULLETS THAN THE ONES WE HAVE BOUGHT YESTERDAY!!!
-Felix:
Wait, hold on...
Aren't they a little kid?
Why would they allowed to have guns anyway?
Dude, you gotta get that weapon away from-
-Papyrus:
SHUT UP, FELIX!
IT'S NOT ABOUT TOO YOUNG ENOUGH TO HAVE WEAPONS!
A NEW MEMBER SHOULD BE PREPARED FOR OUR JOB!!!
-Lesser:
Aight, uhh...
This is getting nonsense.
Aren't we supposed to hunt for a human or something?
You even said that long ago.
Then why the heck did you hire a goddamn human?
-Papyrus:
UGH...
YOU GUYS NEED TO QUIT ASKING.

Hunters Assemble!

-Papyrus:
GREAT JOB, HUMAN! LET'S TAKE ANOTHER SHOT!
... WAIT A MINUTE.
CRAP!
NO BULLETS?!
GOD DAMN IT!!!
(Papyrus throws the shotgun away)
-Joe:
Ayo, what's hangin'?
-Papyrus:
WE ARE OUT OF BULLETS!
I THOUGHT IT HAD MORE THAN I'VE EXPECTED!!!
-Joe:
Don't worry, i've got some.
(pulls out the pocket)
Oh damn...
It's empty, I don't have any.
-David:
Yo, you got any bullets?
-Joe:
Nah. I'm out of bullets.
-David:
Darn, what a shame...
-Felix:
Hey!!!
I need more bullets!
I need more bullets!!
I NEED MORE BULLET-
-Lesser:
Geez, shut the hell up, Felix.
We are out of bullets!
So... What are we gonna do now, Pap?
-Papyrus:
THIS IS RATHER CONFUSING...
THEN GO BUY SOME!
-Joe:
I'm broke, could you give me your money?
Dave, can you give me your money?
-David:
Dude, the store's closed.
There's literally nobody around the forest.
-Joe:
Crap, we're fricked up.
Dave, just give me your money.
-David:
Nah.
You're gonna waste it again.
-Papyrus:
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!
FORGET ABOUT THE GUNS AND BULLETS!!!
WE'RE GOING TO USE THE KNIVES INSTEAD.

Hunters in Trouble!

-sans:
* the talking flower...
* sounds strange, right?
* no idea what the hell that is.
* speaking about myths, have you ever seen a moving plant?
* plants could grow, but what if they're even moving?
* welp, i wonder why humans like you would stumbled across the world of fictions.
* or should i say fantasy?

Deep

-Undyne:
[* ...]
[* Very well, Intruder.]

proceeds to ✌😶 (vanish)

The Dangerous Warrior

[* You placed the torch on the statue.]
[* Suddenly, a soothing sound of music box 
plays within the statue.]

Lighter

[* Chirp, chirp. (I have positive aura.)]
Flowey:
[* What the hell is this little bird talking about?]
[* Chirp, chirp. (I'm here to carry you through, human.)]
[* Go to the East Mines?]
❤ Yes - No
Flowey:
[* You're going to the East Mines?]
[* Alright, i'll be right there.]

Most Aura That The Little Bird Used Over A Proportionately Large Gap

Crazy Dummy:
[* STAHP RIGHT THERE!!!]
(Frisk and Flowey turns around)
[* You...! YOU!!!]
[* WHAT IN THE DEVIL'S HELL ARE YOU DOING IN THIS F##KING PLACE?!?!]
[* Ugh... this f###ing annoying CENSOR BAR!!!]
[* YOU KNOW I'VE HAD ENOUGH WITH YOU!!!
Flowey:
[* Geez, geez!! Who the hell are you?!]
[* Why is a goddamn mannequin can even talk?!?]
Crazy Dummy:
[* SHH! SHH!! SILENCE!!!]
[* YOU IDIOTS HAVE TO SHUT YOUR F#$@ING MOUTHS!!!]
[* I AM A GHOST THAT LIVES INSIDE THIS USELESS DUMMY!]
[* AND I AM HERE...]
[* TO TAKE YOUR WORTHY ASS SOUL!!!]
[* YES...! YOUR F#$@ING SOUL, HUMAN!!!] (Facing towards Frisk too close)
[* AND WITH THAT...]
[* I WILL BE THE ONE TO SAVE THE MONSTERKIND.]
[* AND TO ERADICATE THE HUMANITY!!!]
(Flowey throws a pellet to the Dummy.)
Flowey:
[* Delusional ass, stop fricking yapping.]
Crazy Dummy:
[* THINK YOU'RE TOUGH ENOUGH, WEED?]
[* THROW THAT F#@$ING PEANUT AGAIN IF YOU DARE!!!]
[* YOU MOTHERFUNKERS ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SH#T!]
(starts going sicko mode because of censorships)
[* Imbecile. Imbecile!! IMBECILE!!!]
[* Do you think I look crazy to you?!?!]
[* WHATEVER!!!]
[* THEN LET ME BE THE CRAZY ONE!!!]
(pulls out a floating chainsaw while approaching frisk and flowey)
[* BALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA]
>battle started<

fixed dialogue

CRAZY! (ft. Cronix)

Napstablook:
[* oh]
[* it's you]
[* well uh welcome to my inconvenient house]
[* this house sucks but yall can stay here for a while]
[* feel free to goof around or anythin else]
Flowey:
[* Honestly this doesn't seem so bad at all.]
[* At least we can rest here, right?]
[* Today was exhausting...]

Bland Taste Of Home

Napstablook:
[* oh thats my song]
[* its not that evil but hope yall enjoy this shit]
Flowey:
[* I'd say you're devious...]

Evilbeat

Napstablook:
[* this song is dedicated to tamspon crazy jr. also known as URevealPace, the popular streamer on the fellernet]
[* they went viral after showing their kromers on live]
[* i also wrote the lyrics for this song]
[* i show the money, to make you feel happy hmm i show the money]
[* that was bullshit im bad at writing lyrics]
[* little did you know that they dont seem to like this song and yeah they mad at me]

track composed by @cronixix

Evilbeat (Kr0m3r Mix)

Napstablook:
[* i used to be a SoundGround rapper back then]
[* and yeah lil blooky was my stage name]
[* now... idk what this is song even about]
[* some user on SoundGround named cronnie sent me this little song]
[* and i dont even know why they sent me this]

Flowey:
[* It's sounds like a generic rap song... Am I right?]
[* I can't tell how much generic it sounds.]

artifical cronintelligence brain nourishment song
source: @cronixix
sorry cheres

idk what this is

Cricket

napstablook:
[* hey, you wanna play games at game bling?]
[* no not gambling. but GAME-BLING]
[* yea, they are acrade games]
[* its pretty fun if you try some]
[* but some of the arcade machines are broken, we are currently fixing it..]
[* well uh i remember i saw some random dude losing the game and then just...]
[* destroy the arcade machine]
[* anyways you wanna play some? only costs 3G]

Game-Bling

[* wAh gwaan]
[* Mi dEh yah.]
[* mi a lOok pon U]
[* wEh u aH dEal wid????]

dusttale my special inspiration

Wah Gwaan Temmilah

* buy sum BOOMBACLATS!!!!!
* bless up, yUh a mi bredda!!!

Temmian Market

Flowey:
[* Hey, guess we've found the way out of here.]
Undyne (offscreen):
[* And I took that personally.]
(Undyne blocked the way with a bunch of spears)
Flowey:
[* Wh-]
[* Who's there...?!]
Undyne:
[* You.]
[* You fools are NOT going anywhere.]
Flowey:
[* Like, who the hell are you?!]
[* Why can't you let us go??]
Undyne:
[* Shut up.]
[* ...]
[* The power...]
[* The power of seven human souls.]
[* Is the only way to fulfill the hopes and dreams of all the monsterkind.]
[* With that power...]
[* King ASGORE will be the one.]
[* The only one to rule the world.]
[* ...With that power.]
[* By the phrase "Kill or be killed", violence is the key.]
[* In order to take your SOUL.]

(background music plays)
[* THAT'S RIGHT!]
[* NO MORE RUNNING AWAY!]
[* IT'S TIME TO SHOW YOU THE REAL MEANING OF THIS POWER.]
[* GERONIMOOOOOOOO!!!]
(Undyne jumps out the tower and lands)
[* Haha.]
[* Impressive, isn't it?]
[* Well you know it.]
[* Let me know if that's too intimidating enough for you.]
Flowey:
[* Ah, a generic superhero landing I see...]
[* Well played, tough gal.]
Undyne:
[* WHATEVER!!!]
[* Let's not waste our time, and just give me that soul already.]
[* And you, broke-ass weed.]
[* BRING IT ON!]

GERONIMO!!!

"Who needs weapons if I could actually punch you in the face with my big-ass fists?!?"

Deadly Hunter's Fury

this shit sucks im gonna reboot this
so just wait for the new account

take owner: @cheressaturn
Underfell, originally by Vic
Undertale by toby fox

Cheres' UNDERFELL

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