Hello my Creepy Kitties! It is I, your host, Mr. Whiskers, The Mad Catter!

I've been dealing with that malodorously morose spirit Lugube, who has been nothing but trouble these past six months! However, I do believe I have a handle on it this time, in fact, you should have a listen and see how it all plays out, since keeping it locked up is proving less than efficient. In fact, it's kind of helping, come to think of it...

Anyway, join us as I regale you with three tails:
"Unsightly Thing" by: BloodySpghetti
(No link available)
"Strange Accounts of my Childhood Home" by: Author Unknown
https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Strange_Accounts_from_My_Childhood_Home
"Chilling Cold" by: Author Unknown
https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Chilling_Cold

Music by:
Myuu - http://www.soundcloud.com/myuu

Kevin Macleod - http://www.incompetech.com

Dark Fantasy Studio - http://darkfantasystudio.com/

Special Sound Effects:
CREEPY CHOIR HORROR SOUNDS by LARA'S HORROR SOUNDS
https://youtu.be/IqeXl1g423w

The Twisted Teatime Theme is:
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The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Four is copyright 2020 by Z.P. Gowdy.

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Twisted Teatime Season 4

Twisted Teatime S04 E63 Better Late than Never

Hello my Creepy Kitties! It is I, your host, The Mad Catter!

Tonight I am posting a new episode of Twisted Teatime, but taking a different approach. Since I have a hard time posting episodes with multiple stories, I'm just going to try and post episodes with one story each. If I do this well, I should be able to post far more often, as I won't feel as overwhelmed as I usually do. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy a delightful story by a monster under the bed.

Story:
Dear Theodore" by: SpiritVoices
https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Dear_Theodore"Strange Accounts of my Childhood Home" by: Author Unknown
https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Strange_Accounts_from_My_Childhood_Home
"Chilling Cold" by: Author Unknown
https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Chilling_Cold

Music by:
Kevin Macleod - http://www.incompetech.com

The Twisted Teatime Theme is:
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Twisted Teatime S04 E64 Dear Theodore

Good evening my creepy kitties, blessed yule, and a happy new year! I know, I know, I didn't release a Christmas track on Christmas, but I was busy living that lifestyle of debauchery I love so much. So while it's a few days late, it is still technically Yule, so sit back, relax, and enjoy a bit of holiday horror with I, your host, The Mad Catter!

Holiday Story: A Painted Christmas (Author Unknown)
https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/A_Painted_Christmas

Music by:
Myuu https://soundcloud.com/myuu

The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Four is copyright 2020 by Z.P. Gowdy.

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Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams!

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Christmas with Catter 2021

Hello my Creepy Kitties! It is I, your host, The Mad Catter!

Tonight I spin a yarn about basement's damp and dark, so sit back and enjoy this evening's tail.

Story:
"There's Something Wrong with the Basement" by Empoleon'sTardis
https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/%22There%27s_Something_Wrong_with_the_Basement%22

Music by:
Myuu - https://soundcloud.com/myuu

The Twisted Teatime Theme is:
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The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Four is copyright 2020 by Z.P. Gowdy.

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Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams!

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Twisted Teatime S04 E66 There's Something Wrong With The Basement

Good evening my creepy kitties! It is I, the Mad Catter, back with another episode of Twisted Teatime! As summer finally turns to fall, we return to the author SkullMunch's work, who you might recall from the Hollowroots story "A Dip in Lake Nigeros".  Well SkullMunch, I'm sorry it took this long to narrate, but here we finally are. Anyway my creepy kitties, I hope you enjoy the stench of "Fresh Roadkill".

Story:
"Fresh Roadkill" - by SkullMunch
https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Fresh_Roadkill

Music by:
Brett Van Donsel - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt_D1OIhm0IatN-3aYcyOiw
Kevin MacLeod - incompetech.com

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The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Four is copyright 2020 by Z.P. Gowdy.

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

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Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams!

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Twisted Teatime S04 E68 Fresh Roadkill

Hello my creepy kitties, I'm back! 
And I'm here to bring you two tales from the terrific Tungaskan Fiend!
Tonight's episode brings you a yarn that would have Schrodinger spinning in his grave! 

What if objects left unobserved became aware? Find out in "Object in Stagnation Consciousness"!
https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Object_in_Stagnation_Consciousness

Next we hear the graphic tale of a father who got ahold of the one who violated and killed his son. Can he find "Justice in Pain"?
https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Justice_in_Pain

Music in this episode:

"Haunting Atmospheric Soundscape Sad Discovery" by CO.AG
https://www.youtube.com/@co.agmusic1823

"MSP#3ABYSS" by Myuu
https://www.youtube.com/@Myuu

The Twisted Teatime Theme is:
Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod
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The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Five is copyright 2023 by Z.P. Gowdy.

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

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Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams!

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Twisted Teatime Season 5

Twisted Teatime S04 E69 Tungaskan Tales

Hello my creepy kitties, I'm back! 
It's been awhile, but here I am to bring you a Halloween episode! Well, a day late and a dollar short for actual All Hallows Eve, but right on time for All Hallows in general! 

So, what if that season never ended? “Oh!” I hear some yuppies shout in excitement “You mean pumpkin spice lates forever?!” 
“Nay,” I say, “I mean a world of constant rot!
And in this autumnal nightmare, MakRalston helps us understand what it’s like to be…
“Evergreens in an Endless Autumn”
https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Evergreens_in_an_Endless_Autumn

Music in this episode:
All music in this episode was sourced from the talented Myuu!
Songs include:
The Forsaken
Wind's Wreck
Stille
Strange Vision
Exhale
Deadly Sorrow
Damned
Darkest Night
Despair
Winds Wreck (10th Anniversary Version)


The Twisted Teatime Theme is:
Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod
www.incompetech.com

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The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Five is copyright 2023 by Z.P. Gowdy.

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Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams!

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Twisted Teatime All Hallows Special 2023

Welcome to Twisted Teatime Presents: Terminus 23. This is a preliminary broadcast, a short tale told by our enigmatic Host as he drifts among the stars on board haunted station Terminus 23. It is also Terminus 23 day as I upload this, granted it is nearing the end. So sit back, warm up a mug of caff, and enjoy.

Story: 
"The Limitless Dimension" by LethalPen
 https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Limitless_Dimension

Music:
Spacial Harvest - Kevin MacLeod
Controlled Chaos - Kevin MacLeod

Terminus 23 theme is:
Galactic Rap by Kevin MacLeod
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Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams!

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Twisted Teatime

Terminus 23 - Transmission 0.00 - The Limitless Dimension

Hello my creepy kitties, I'm back! 
And just in time for Halloween.

Tonight's yarn is spun about an ancient creature, a monster you might say, who finds their friends have left him behind out of fear of the encroaching humans. They're too stubborn to leave, despite humanities greatest weapon. Purrrhaps they'll perish, or perhaps they'll find a new calling.
"I am Halloween" by Natron25
https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/I_Am_Halloween

Music in this episode by Myuu and Kevin MacLeod

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The Twisted Teatime Theme is:
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The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Five is copyright 2023 by Z.P. Gowdy.

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Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams!

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Twisted Teatime E70 I am Halloween

Good evening my creepy kitties! 
I, The Mad Catter, am back! 
I bring you a brand new episode of Twisted Teatime as part of my relaunch of this podcast. I know I haven't been around since Halloween, but life has been raining lemons and nobody seems to want to buy lemonade! 

In tonight's story, our protagonist just wants to beat the heat and visit his family, but traffic is a separate layer of hell unto itself so he decides to go off the beaten path. Well, when he does this, he tells us "I found a Dark and Lonely Road"

I Found a Dark and Lonely Road - by Shadowswimmer77 
https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/I_Found_a_Dark_and_Lonely_Road

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Music in this episode by Myuu and Kevin MacLeod

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www.incompetech.com

The Twisted Teatime Theme is:
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The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime is copyright 2023 by Z.P. Gowdy.

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

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Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams!

Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Twisted Teatime E71 I Found a Dark and Lonely Road

Good evening my creepy kitties! 
It is I, your host, The Mad Catter, here to bring you another episode of Twisted Teatime!
In tonight's yarn we see the consequence of our last episode.

This is "Abraham's Dagger", part two of three by the author EmpyrealInvective, find the original and more of their stories here: https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Abraham%27s_Dagger

Music is by Monument Studios
https://www.monumentstudios.net

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The Twisted Teatime Theme is:
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The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2023 by Z.P. Gowdy.

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

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Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Twisted Teatime E72 Solomon's Key

Good evening my creepy kitties! 
It is I, your host, The Mad Catter, here to bring you another episode of Twisted Teatime!
In tonight's yarn we see what happens when an incel turns to the occult to get revenge for his own inadequacies. 

This is "Abraham's Dagger", part two of three by the author EmpyrealInvective, find the original and more of their stories here: https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Abraham%27s_Dagger

Music by Monument Studios
https://www.monumentstudios.net

I would love it if you went to www.dryadtea.com and supported them, they have wonderful blends of tea and I can't recommend them enough!

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The Twisted Teatime Theme is:
Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod
www.incompetech.com

If you wish to make a one time donation, here's my Ko-Fi and PayPal, leave a message so I know who to thank!
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The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2023 by Z.P. Gowdy.

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Twisted Teatime E73 Abraham's Dagger

Good evening my creepy kitties!
It is I, your host, The Mad Catter, here to bring you another episode of Twisted Teatime!
In tonight's yarn we see the conclusion to this bleak trilogy from none-other than God itself! So surely this will be a happy fun time!

This is "Job's Ashes", part three of three by the author EmpyrealInvective, find the original and more of their stories here: https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Job%27s_Ashes

Music by Monument Studios
www.monumentstudios.net

I would love it if you went to www.dryadtea.com and supported them, they have wonderful blends of tea and I can't recommend them enough!

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The Twisted Teatime Theme is:
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The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2025 by Z.P. Gowdy.

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

Want to submit a story for me to narrate?
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Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Twisted Teatime E74 Job's Ashes

Good evening my creepy kitties!
It is I, your host, The Mad Catter, here to bring you another episode of Twisted Teatime!
In tonight's yarn we see get a Halloween Special less than 24 hours after my last episode, you should feel special. YOU ARE SPECIAL!

This is "John Rash Remains", by MakRalston, find the original and more of their stories here: https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/John_Rash_Remains

Find more by MakRalston here: https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/User:MakRalston

Music by Monument Studios
www.monumentstudios.net

I would love it if you went to www.dryadtea.com and supported them, they have wonderful blends of tea and I can't recommend them enough!

If you want to support me and my mischief on a financial level, I will say I could use the money, dental work for cats isn't cheap after all. 
Here's where you can support me with a single donation: https://ko-fi.com/themadcatter
Here's my PayPal if your *really* want to be direct: paypal.me/cheshirehat

Like the thumbnail graphics behind my logo? It was made by my friend Hastur! Find them on Instagram @hasturgraphics!

The Twisted Teatime Theme is:
Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod
www.incompetech.com

For all things Mad Catter, here's my link tree: linktr.ee/themadcatter

The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2025 by Z.P. Gowdy.

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

Want to submit a story for me to narrate?
E-mail it, or send a link to it, at mrwhiskers@themadcatter.net
Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes.

Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Twisted Teatime E75 John Rash Remains

Since the first episode was a rushed and incredibly amateur effort on my part, I have decided to revise it. Replacing a story I disliked with one more suited to the show. So please, sit back, relax, and enjoy.

Original Content is Copyright 2017 Z.P. Gowdy
Twisted Teatime is Produced by Z.P. Gowdy
Executive Producer for RenagadeRadio.com: Charlie Renagade
The Mad Catter is: Z.P. Gowdy

Music: 
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) 
Jason White @angels-of-despair
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Intended Force

Twisted Teatime S01 E01 Tragic Myths and Dark Faerie Tales

The election has come and gone, you have voted for your salvation or doom, but failed in understanding that Cthulhu will claim you all whatever your vote. This episode offers a trio of shorter stories by H.P. Lovecraft, and I hope you all enjoy!

"Dagon", "From Beyond", "Nyarlathotep" by H.P. Lovecraft

Original Content is Copyright 2016 Z.P. Gowdy
Twisted Teatime is Produced by Z.P. Gowdy
Executive Producer for RenagadeRadio.com: Charlie Renagade
The Mad Catter is: Z.P. Gowdy
Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Twisted Teatime S01 E04 Why Choose the Lesser Evil?

Wherein he learn how freaky things can be while in an office building "After Hours". We then learn how one should be wary of the "Devil in the Details" when making deals.

"After Hours" Creepypasta by moonlit_cove
"Devil in the Details" Creepypasta by Katherine C

Original Content is Copyright 2016 Zachary Gowdy
Twisted Teatime is Produced by Zachary Gowdy
Executive Producer for RenagadeRadio.com: Charlie Renagade
The Mad Catter is: Zachary Gowdy
Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Twisted Teatime Season 1

Twisted Teatime S01 E05 Just Business

Good evening Kitties! In this episode we talk about fear, and start a series that will feature phobia centric stories. I call the series "Nothing to Fear, but Fear Itself". In tonight's episode we follow the investigations of a couple young boys as they try to find the source of "That Damn Buzzing Sound". Then we meet Dalton Whitworth, who finds that the world seems a smaller place after the death of his beloved wife, in fact, it feels like his apartment is getting smaller, closing in on him, in a rather bizarre form of "Claustrophobia". I also speak of how you, the audience, can help the podcast, either by providing us with positive reviews, or subscribing to us via Patreon!

"That Damn Buzzing Sound" Creepypasta by Ariel Lowe
"Claustrophobia" Creepypasta by Moonlit_Cove

Support "Twisted Teatime" on Patreon at: www.patreon.com/themadcatter
Original Content is Copyright 2016 Z.P. Gowdy
Twisted Teatime is Produced by Z.P. Gowdy
Executive Producer for RenagadeRadio.com: Charlie Renagade
The Mad Catter is: Z.P. Gowdy
Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Twisted Teatime S01 E07: Nothing to Fear but Fear Itself

It's the holiday season, and some of the most sought after gifts are video games and their consoles, and recently Virtual Reality headsets have been all the rage. For tonight's tail, we learn what happens when a struggling indy video game developer accepts a contract that seems too good to be true, listen in to "Razor Games"

"Razor Games" by Anonymous
https://www.creepypasta.com/razor-games/

Support "Twisted Teatime" on Patreon at: www.patreon.com/themadcatter
Original Content is Copyright 2016 Z.P. Gowdy
Twisted Teatime is Produced by Z.P. Gowdy
Executive Producer for RenagadeRadio.com: Charlie Renagade
The Mad Catter is: Z.P. Gowdy
Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Twisted Teatime S01 E09: Razor Games

Tonight’s tale was written by an author from across the pond, so before I introduce the story, do bear in mind that whenever they mention a ‘torch’, they don’t mean a stick on fire, but a flash light, just to clear up any confusion. Meow, in this particular story, we find a family going to vacation in a summer home by the woods. A classic setting for a monstrous tale. One boy, Marty, finds the woods to be a fun place to play, at least until he starts seeing something that gives him cause for concern, a pair of “Red Lights”

Story: 
"Red Lights" by Abtrogdor
http://www.creepypasta.com/red-lights/

Original Content is Copyright 2017 Z.P. Gowdy
Twisted Teatime is Produced by Z.P. Gowdy
Executive Producer for RenagadeRadio.com: Charlie Renagade
The Mad Catter is: Z.P. Gowdy

Music: 
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) 
Jason White @angels-of-despair
Myuu: @myuu
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Twisted Teatime Season One

Twisted Teatime S01 E27 Red Lights

Hello Kitties!

Apologies for the late episode. I was having trouble sleeping. No, no #Dreams or #Nightmares, at least none of my own. See I got to be something of an observer to the nocturnal #stories of others, and let me tell you, there was much #horror in those dreams. Tell you what, listen to the show, it's easier that way.

Today's stories are the following #Creepypasta tales:

"Desert Dream" by Christinaa Danks, Narrated by: Courtney Holmes
http://www.creepypasta.com/desert-dream/

"The Gift of Mortality" by The Doctor (Matteoarts), Narrated by: Z.P. Gowdy
http://www.creepypasta.com/the-gift-of-mortality/

"What do you Like About Playing Under the Bed?" by KrazeeNinja, Narrated by: Z.P. Gowdy
http://www.creepypasta.com/what-do-you-like-about-playing-under-the-bed/

Original Content is Copyright 2017 Z.P. Gowdy
Twisted Teatime is Produced by Z.P. Gowdy
Executive Producer for RenagadeRadio.com: Charlie Renagade
The Mad Catter is: Z.P. Gowdy

Music: 
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) 
Jason White @angels-of-despair
Myuu: @myuu
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Twisted Teatime S01 E28 Dreams and Visions

A lost backpacker finds his way into my valley and meets one of the dangerous inhabitants therein. Doing the understandable thing, he runs, right to *my* cabin! How lucky for him, right? At least until he makes me spill my drink...

Tonight's episode of Twisted Teatime brings us a guest #Storyteller Stories Fables Ghostly Tales! He shares a couple of #Creepypasta #stories to attempt to buy himself safe passage out of my valley. I too tell a story, a particularly #dark piece of #bogeyman #mythology. So join us for a special episode of #horror storytelling!

Stories:
"The Monster Under my Bed Has Saved my Life Every Night for the Past 20 Years" by LordLackland
(NOTE: As was actually the writing prompt, rather than the working title, the story has been removed and will be reposted later, until then, there is no link)
"The Whisperer of Nightmares" by Z.P. Gowdy
"My Weeping Watchman" by spillingskies : https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/6ei9px/my_weeping_watchman/

Original Content is Copyright 2017 Z.P. Gowdy
Twisted Teatime is Produced by Z.P. Gowdy
Executive Producer for RenagadeRadio.com: Charlie Renagade
The Mad Catter is: Z.P. Gowdy

Music: 
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) 
Myuu: www.soundcloud.com/myuu
Co.Ag: https://soundcloud.com/co-ag

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Find "Stories Fables Ghostly Tales" at:
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/StoriesFablesGhostlyTales/
Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/stories-fables-ghostly-tales
Twitter: https://twitter.com/StoriesFablesGT

And for the sake of tagging: #stories #fables #ghostly #tales and #legends #folklore #myths

Twisted Teatime S01 E31 The Guest

In this episode of Twisted Teatime, we pause our regularly scheduled program, to bring you three of the Brother’s Grimm’s Grimmest! Faery Tales without the Disney filter most of you grew up with. So sit back, relax, and enjoy our little… Intermission. (Complete with bloopers!)

The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2018 by Z.P. Gowdy. 

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

Want to submit a story for me to narrate?
E-mail it, or a link to it, at mrwhiskers@themadcatter.net
Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes.

Stories used in this episode are pulled from the English translation of the first edition of Brother’s Grimm. Get your copy here:
https://www.amazon.com/Original-Fairy-Tales-Brothers-Grimm/dp/B011T78UEU/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1535024318&sr=8-4&keywords=original+brothers+grimm

The stories are:


“The Robber Bridegroom”
“The Maiden without Hands”
“Blue Beard”

Music by:

Kevin MacLeod 
www.incompetech.com
“Sovereign”
“The Long Note Four”

Jason White:
https://soundcloud.com/angels-of-despair
“Sands”

Find Z.P. Gowdy (The Mad Catter) at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC88_y82fxW4hSCssrrWbHwand www.soundcloud.com/cheshirehat
www.facebook.com/cheshirehat
Twitter @1MadCatter

Find The Horror Hive at: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcauKDOqkDPZyIKb2BXDP4Q

The Theme of Twisted Teatime is Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod of Incompetech.com

If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies.

For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from Soundcloud.com/cheshirehat
Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams!

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Twisted Teatime Season Two

Twisted Teatime S02 E48 Intermission

Here's a story for this, the eight day of Halloween! Better late than never!

Story: What the Moon Brings

Author: H.P. Lovecraft
Narrator: The Mad Catter

Music: 
Kevin MacLeod: www.incompetech.com
Very Low Note

Jason White: www.soundcloud.com/angels-of-despair
Realm One

The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy.

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

Want to submit a story for me to narrate?
E-mail it, or a link to it, at mrwhiskers@themadcatter.net
Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes.

If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies.

For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat
Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams!

Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Twisted Teatime Halloween 2019

Twisted Teatime Halloween 2019 Day 8

Here's a story for this, the thirteenth day of Halloween! Better late than never!

Story: Please Take Just One
https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Please_Take_Just_One

Author: Umbrello
Narrator: The Mad Catter
Music: 
CO.AG https://soundcloud.com/co-ag
Taken the Dead

Myuu: https://soundcloud.com/myuu
Lights Out

Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.com
Lone Harvest

The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy.

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

Want to submit a story for me to narrate?
E-mail it, or a link to it, at mrwhiskers@themadcatter.net
Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes.

If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies.

For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat
Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams!

Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Twisted Teatime Halloween 2019 Day 13

Here's a story for this, the eighteenth day of Halloween! (Better late than never)

Story: Nemesis
https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Nemesis

Author: H.P. Lovecraft
Narrator: The Mad Catter

Music: 
Myuu: www.soundcloud.com/myuu
Forsaken
https://soundcloud.com/myuu/msp-1forsaken

The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy.

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

Want to submit a story for me to narrate?
E-mail it, or a link to it, at mrwhiskers@themadcatter.net
Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes.

If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies.

For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat
Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams!

Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Twisted Teatime Halloween 2019 Day 18

Here's a story for this, the twenty-third day of Halloween! (Better late than never)

Story: Too Early to Trick or Treat
https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Too_Early_to_Trick-or-Treat

Author: HoodQuest
Narrator: The Mad Catter

Music: 
Kevin MacLeod: www.incompetech.com
Long Note 4

The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy.

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

Want to submit a story for me to narrate?
E-mail it, or a link to it, at mrwhiskers@themadcatter.net
Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes.

If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies.

For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat
Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams!

Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Twisted Teatime Halloween 2019 Day 23

Here's a story for this, the twenty-fourth day of Halloween! (Better late than never)

Story: Pumpkin Boats
https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Pumpkin_Boats

Author: Kentops
Narrator: The Mad Catter

Music: 
Kevin MacLeod: www.incompetech.com
Controlled Chaos - no percussion

The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy.

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

Want to submit a story for me to narrate?
E-mail it, or a link to it, at mrwhiskers@themadcatter.net
Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes.

If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies.

For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from @cheshirehat
Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams!

Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Twisted Teatime Halloween 2019 Day 24

It's a Holiday Episode my Creepy Kitties! Come and discover the truth behind Santa and "The Naughty List"

Story:
The Naughty List
Written by: RedNovaTyrant
https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Naughty_List

Poem:
Christmas by: H.P. Lovecraft

Music Used:
Myuu: @myuu
"Carol of the Bells (Christmas Cover)"
"Winter Trouble"
"Jingle Bells (Dark Piano Version)"
"Snow Wonders"

Kevin Macleod: www.incompetech.com
"The Long Note One"

To help the show on a financial level, you can donate directly here:
paypal.me/cheshirehat
Or sign up for our Patreon page here:
www.patreon.com/themadcatter

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Twisted Teatime Season 3

Twisted Teatime 2019 Holiday Special - The Naughty List

Hello my creepy kitties! 
It is I, your host, Mr. Whiskers the Mad Catter,
Here to bring you another episode of Twisted Teatime!
For tonight's episode I present unto you three tails of horror and woe! 
Edgar Alan Poe's "The Masque of the Red Death"
Z.P, Gowdy's "The Whisperer of Nightmare's"
And Certain Shadow's "The Children of Woodharrow Park"

So sit back, relax, enjoy a cup of tea, coffee, or whatever poison you enjoy.

Music:
Jonathan White
Https://www.soundcloud.com/angels-of-despair

Kevin MacLeod
https://www.incompetech.com

CO.AG
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcavSftXHgxLBWwLDm_bNvA

Myuu
https://soundcloud.com/myuu

The Twisted Teatime Theme is:
Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod
https://www.incompetech.com

The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Four is copyright 2020 by Z.P. Gowdy.

All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain.

Want to submit a story for me to narrate?
E-mail it, or a link to it, at mrwhiskers@themadcatter.net
Include how you would like to be credited, as well as a statement giving me written permission to narrate your story. I’ll also happily furnish you with an MP3 of said narration, sans all the additional stuff that is in my podcast episodes.

If you want to support the show and help us grow, then leave a review or rating on iTunes, Stitcher radio, or go to https://www.patreon.com/themadcatter and sign up for a low cost monthly subscription to get bonus goodies.

For more of me and my mischief, find my charming grin on https://facebook.com/cheshirehat or on twitter @1madcatter (that’s numeric 1), download past episodes from https://www.soundcloud.com/cheshirehat
Goodnight Kitties, and pleasant dreams!

Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License

Twisted Teatime S04 E62 New Beginnings

Welcome, my Creepy Kitties, to Twisted Teatime! A podcast of stories sinister and strange! 

Wherein I, your host, The Mad Catter, regale you with Creepypasta's, classic horror tales, and even a few original pieces. So sit back, enjoy a goblet of fermented grape tea, and settle in for some relaxing musical screams.

The Mad Catter

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