@rexihas nah bro you’re weird trying to bang a machine

Tf2 Shit

an amazing song made from in-game dialog :D

Rest in Peace Rick May. (Voice of Soldier) You will not be forgotten.

(original from youtube):http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqikLf5uv4o

[Lyrics]

Mission begins in 10 seconds!
5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BEGIN!

You are weak! You are bleeders!
You are maggot! You are traitors!

You run fast; I run faster!
You are funny; I am funnier!

This kill is mine, this death is yours!
This point is mine, this point; not yours!

You are failure, hit the shower!
Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE!

This is MY world! Do you get that?
You are nothin' but a maggot!

I will kill you! I will eat you!
You are weak! You are bleeders!

You are, you are, you are, you are
You run, I run, you are, I am
This kill, this death, this point, this point
You are, hit the, can not, FIRE!

-Chorus-
You are weak! You are bleeders!
You are maggot! You are traitors!

You run fast, I run faster!
You are funny, I am funnier!

This kill is mine, this death is yours!
This point is mine, this point; not yours!

You are failure, hit the shower!
Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE!

This is MY world! Do you get that?
You are nothin' but a maggot!

I will kill you! I will eat you!
You are weak! You are bleeders!
You are maggot! You are traitors!

You run fast, I run faster!
You are funny, I am funnier!

Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE!

Sir, yes, sir! I am a Soldier! YES!
(Repeat x4)

Demoman: (Burp)
Soldier: Demoman? Uuagh, no! Damn it! Damn it! You are maggot!
Demoman: Hey, Private Hair-Cut!
Soldier: One-eye cross dresser!
Demoman: Go to hell!
Soldier: DRUNK!
Demoman: DEVIL!
Soldier: Englishman with a dress!
Demoman: Oi! ........What just happened?

DOMINATE! I'll be gentle!
DOMINATE! Shaggin' your wife!
DOMINATE! Big ugly girl!
D-DOMINATE! You're all bloody dead!
DOMINATE! Eat lead, lads!
DOMINATE! Bloody blockhead!
DOMINATE! DOMINATE! DOMINATE!
Hah heh heh heh...

DOMINATE! All ya dandies!
DOMINATE! Thanks for the ride!
DOMINATE! Our bloody point!
DOMINATE! That will teach 'em!
DOMINATE! Gon'ta strangle!
DOMINATE! (Falls asleep)
What?... BLOODY HELL!

*Repeat Chorus*

Soldier: Boo-Yah! You deserve a medal!
Demo: Ah, nooooo!
Soldier: YES! You're like the cyclops of Greek Myth. Except you are Scottish, and I LOVE you!
Demo: Ahhhhh love you man....
Soldier: You are good son, real good... Maybe even the best.
Demo: (Weeping)
Soldier: C'mere, cupcake!
Spy: .... You disgust me!
Soldier: SPY!
Demo: SPY!

WAR! - TF2

Original uploader: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCG2R7rwAemWYPUaeXnuNi0A

I didn't make this song myself, but I have the original uploader's permission to reupload. Copyright goes to them! TF2 belongs to Valve!

Sappin' A River

This is the last one. Hopefully.
PS: Thanks, Reddit. Now my inbox has been violated ;)
Download https://www.dropbox.com/s/pv68bpfwxnqrvee/Never%20Gonna%20Give%20You%20Ruff.mp3?dl=0 

Ok now I'm sorry

Never Gonna Give You Ruff

Talk about low budget flights, no food or movies... I'm outta here!

Scouting Around At The Speed Of Scound

Soldier decides to whip the Medic at the wrong time... and all hell breaks loose.

Since this blew up in popularity, it'd be fantastic if someone would be willing to make a video for this... aaaaa

Basically a mashup of TF2's Conga with Death by Glamour, along with a ton of Team Fortress 2 voicelines and sound effects.

Song starts at 0:30, since there's an intro that kind of "explains" what's going on.

Death By Glamourous Medic

I completely forgot I made this in like 2013

HECK YEAH YEAH

Surprise Buttsecks (TF2 Spy parody)

I have been shown one and two
I appear to believe you

Thank You Thank You Gentlemen

It's Beginning to look Alot like Dustbowl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhaEulPm0nE if you a real vilan click here

We Are Number One But Its A-boss Battle Theme

Anyone remember when the the voice actor of scout from TF2 sang All Star on stream. Well I decided to upload that to sound cloud since I didn't see anyone else do so. His channel's name is Chiliofdestiny

TF2 Scout Voice Actor - All Star Song

original video made by Kostamoinen

www.youtube.com/watch?v=etvxqU4QTu0

Deathwish:
https://soundcloud.com/dispenserhere/dispenser-dispenser-we-need-a-dispenser

Dispenser Dispenser {we Need A Dispenser Here} 2 minute version

You Reposted In The Wrong America (TF2)

TF2 - The Heavy Song

Autopilot ( TF2 )

Erectin a River

This account is basically dead,  it I plan to release actual stuff sometime soon.

IG: @ethan_baguette

i partake of the memes, please enjoy the ease of access of all the memes i dredged from the seas of meme hell known as soundcloud for all that is soundclown have lots o fun and laughs used to go by ▽Fluffy▽

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