@rexihas nah bro you’re weird trying to bang a machine

TF2 mercenary tracks

an amazing song made from in-game dialog :D

Rest in Peace Rick May. (Voice of Soldier) You will not be forgotten.

(original from youtube):http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqikLf5uv4o

[Lyrics]

Mission begins in 10 seconds!
5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BEGIN!

You are weak! You are bleeders!
You are maggot! You are traitors!

You run fast; I run faster!
You are funny; I am funnier!

This kill is mine, this death is yours!
This point is mine, this point; not yours!

You are failure, hit the shower!
Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE!

This is MY world! Do you get that?
You are nothin' but a maggot!

I will kill you! I will eat you!
You are weak! You are bleeders!

You are, you are, you are, you are
You run, I run, you are, I am
This kill, this death, this point, this point
You are, hit the, can not, FIRE!

-Chorus-
You are weak! You are bleeders!
You are maggot! You are traitors!

You run fast, I run faster!
You are funny, I am funnier!

This kill is mine, this death is yours!
This point is mine, this point; not yours!

You are failure, hit the shower!
Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE!

This is MY world! Do you get that?
You are nothin' but a maggot!

I will kill you! I will eat you!
You are weak! You are bleeders!
You are maggot! You are traitors!

You run fast, I run faster!
You are funny, I am funnier!

Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE!

Sir, yes, sir! I am a Soldier! YES!
(Repeat x4)

Demoman: (Burp)
Soldier: Demoman? Uuagh, no! Damn it! Damn it! You are maggot!
Demoman: Hey, Private Hair-Cut!
Soldier: One-eye cross dresser!
Demoman: Go to hell!
Soldier: DRUNK!
Demoman: DEVIL!
Soldier: Englishman with a dress!
Demoman: Oi! ........What just happened?

DOMINATE! I'll be gentle!
DOMINATE! Shaggin' your wife!
DOMINATE! Big ugly girl!
D-DOMINATE! You're all bloody dead!
DOMINATE! Eat lead, lads!
DOMINATE! Bloody blockhead!
DOMINATE! DOMINATE! DOMINATE!
Hah heh heh heh...

DOMINATE! All ya dandies!
DOMINATE! Thanks for the ride!
DOMINATE! Our bloody point!
DOMINATE! That will teach 'em!
DOMINATE! Gon'ta strangle!
DOMINATE! (Falls asleep)
What?... BLOODY HELL!

*Repeat Chorus*

Soldier: Boo-Yah! You deserve a medal!
Demo: Ah, nooooo!
Soldier: YES! You're like the cyclops of Greek Myth. Except you are Scottish, and I LOVE you!
Demo: Ahhhhh love you man....
Soldier: You are good son, real good... Maybe even the best.
Demo: (Weeping)
Soldier: C'mere, cupcake!
Spy: .... You disgust me!
Soldier: SPY!
Demo: SPY!

WAR! - TF2

Original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=585W28cfz6Y&t
FREE DOWNLOAD: supportify.ch/dl/?track=124872

TEXAS STLYE

TEXAS STYLE

TEXAS STYLE SONG !

Scout from tf2 sings about how amazing he is!

Music by Meta_studios: https://youtu.be/9uQHddeG4ls

Album Cover by steaky: https://www.youtube.com/c/Steaky

Lyrics:
Hahaha!
Ye!
Hit the road, bozo! Let a real Scout get to work!

Remember me?
Yeah you do!
I'm the Scout!
I will never stop killing you!
Batter up!
You're dead.
Tough guy!
Look at me!
I'm too handsome to die!
I got a bucket of chicken
and im here to kick ass.
I don't usually kill morons this fast.
Yo heads up! Batta SWING!
What did we learn?
I always win!

Oh yeah! C'mon! C'mon!
Is that all you got, moron?
Oh yeah! C'mon! C'mon!
Is that all you got, moron?

Boom! I'm back dummy!
Missed me!
If you order now I'll throw in a second beatin'
absolutely free!
Diagnosis: You suck!
I am in the zone
hard as a rock!
Still think you're funny?
Funny man?
You're a DISGRACE to the uniform, pal!
Whos the tough guy now?
Oh I know!
ME!
1... 2... 3!
No wait, hold on I gotta pee...

Oh yeah! C'mon! C'mon!
Is that all you got, moron?
Oh yeah! C'mon! C'mon!
Is that all you got, moron?
Oh yeah! C'mon! C'mon!
Is that all you got, moron?
Oh yeah! C'mon! C'mon!
Is that all you got, moron?

Scout - Is That All You Got?

The mercenaries after committing 20 war crimes in less than 5 minutes:

I’m Only Humann (TF2 Mercs Edition)

You Spin Me Right Round - tf2 soldier 5 minutes loop

YouTube Source:
https://youtu.be/yIzFOKq_zWg?si=1Felkx2bix1rYwtq


Hyperelliptik, if you want me too, please tell me if you want this taken down.

TF2 - Home Depot Theme song but it's Engineer Team Fortress 2 ("Engie Depot")

TF2 × Bling-Bang-Bang-Born / Boink-Bonk-Bonk-Born【音MAD】

Mr. Snortobeat

Surprise Buttsecks (TF2 Spy parody)

Anyone remember when the the voice actor of scout from TF2 sang All Star on stream. Well I decided to upload that to sound cloud since I didn't see anyone else do so. His channel's name is Chiliofdestiny

TF2 Scout Voice Actor - All Star Song

You Got Backstabbed In The Wrong Neighborhood

Erectin a River

Hello C O M R A D E S! We Need To Get The 
A S S ! 

BLU Heavy: "D A !"

RED Heavy: "Y I S, The A S S Must Be 
C L A I M E D !"

Hello my comrades I got another wonderful song but with the B A S S  B O O S T E D it's from The Pootis Engage Animation! I believe people on the English side of SoundCloud are having trouble finding this S O N G so here you go guys! go support the animation and go enjoy the Original Song that the Russian Rush was playing to get that A S S! Enjoy! ♥️ (◕o◕ )

(Have any requests? Put a comment telling me the cover with the link in your comment!)

Pootis Engage Animation: https://youtu.be/t2wxFRxXPIA

Original Song: 
https://youtu.be/_kj4iHxaueU


(Edit: 420 L i k e s?? (      ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
(Edit 2: Ty for the 1,000 likes guys! ❤️)
(Edit 3: My God almost 2,000 likes!? ty guys!💜)

Pootis Engage - Russian Rush For ASS (English Name) Smeshariki - from the screw(bass boosted)

Once again, I do not own this track. All credit goes to Metal Fortress for this amazing track! 
Here's their Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu5mvfbtdqWv3FXs-cD6Fug
Here's the link to the original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkm_RniovfQ
Go check them out!

P.S. If any thot bots or free plays/followers bots comment here, prepare to be called a wench. I hate you.

Soldier Of Dance Remix (Kazotsky Kick)By Metal Fortress

This account is basically dead,  it I plan to release actual stuff sometime soon.

IG: @ethan_baguette

Surprise Buttsecks (TF2 Spy parody)

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