A variation of styles, genres, and Topics.  Everyone song speaks to the topic, but their all about life.

I Touch my Elf (After Dark Edition) - I touch myself parody

False Idols - Believe in yourself instead

A variation of styles, genres, and Topics.  Every song speaks to the topic, but their all about life.

Par in the pines - Golf

Headpin Heart - Bowling

Living the Dream - Sarcasm with a nice chorus

Digital Eclipse - What will be left

Broken Blocks - Hard times in a place even harder to get out of

The 12 Ways to Ex-Mess - An exquisitely raunchy version of the 12 days of xmas

The Lies We Tell - Life is a book of fiction for most

Echoes of the Past - History is written by the winners

Ninth Inning North - Baseball

Hodl the tide  - BTC and Cryptomania

Another Day Done - Right where I need to be

Ctrl-Alt-Delete My Heart - You'll feel it

Fields of Red and Gold - A beautiful modern track for our veterans

Cdog's Groove - Title track about the best dog there is - Chili

Nothing Works - So nothing can be broken

Grit on Ice - Hockey

Fields of Freedom - Find them

Leeches in Suits - Corporate America

Love Is Amazing - Sure is....sometimes..

Frostbite Anarchy - Winter is here!  F@ck!

Soccer up North - Soccer

Where the Wildflowers Grow - To be there

Pyrite Politicians - 99.9999% Pure

You know Dasher and Dancer… but you’ve never met THIS Rudolph.  
The classic holiday song re-written for adults only: cocaine Rudolph, Mrs. Claus body shots, Olive’s NDA finally expires, and the darkest North Pole secret revealed.

Rudolph the White-Nosed Reindeer (Christmas Parody 2025) ❄️💨

Baby, It’s Colder Outside (But It’s Hot Inside) 

The 2025 Gender-Flipped, Temperature-Flipped Parody You Didn’t Know You Needed 

The classic holiday duet just got a dangerous makeover:
She’s turning the heat up to lethal levels, he’s trying (and failing) to escape into the −50° blizzard. One locked door, one blazing fireplace, zero chance of leaving with your clothes intact.

A sultry, noir-tinged swing track that’s equal parts seduction and snowed-in chaos. Think Frank Loesser meets fever dream.


Baby, It’s Colder Outside

Quagmire, Cousin Eddie, and a full gospel choir walked into polyamory… and this song came out 9 months later. 
 
Swingin’ big-band horns, sanctified choir stacks, and lyrics so dirty they need a safe word (“Rudolph”). 
 
If you thought regular Christmas songs were naughty, wait till you hear what happens under this mistle(camel)toe…

🚨 WARNING: This is NOT safe for family gatherings, work, or anyone who still believes in Santa’s purity.


🎄🔥 HAVE A POLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS – The Most Sinful Christmas Song You’ll Hear This Year 🔥🎄

Santa just got divorced, the elves are rolling, and the North Pole turned into the wildest after-hours you’ve ever heard. Mrs. Claus took the sleigh, Rudolph’s nose is white for a whole different reason, and Kris Kringle is out here livin’ his best (or worst) life. 

This is the filthy, chaotic, drugged-out Christmas trap anthem you didn’t know you needed.100% unhinged holiday energy. 

Turn it up, but maybe don’t play it for your grandma.


Silent Night LIVE - (Feat. Biggie R.)

A tropical twist on the classic! Frosty the Snowman trades snowflakes for sunshine, ganja strolls, Red Stripe, and pure island riddim. 

This feel-good reggae parody will have you skankin’ on the beach even in December ☀️🌴🔥

Drop a 🌴 or 🔥 if this put you in summer Christmas mode!

Who’s playing this on the beach this December? 👇


Frosty di Sunman -  Frosty Goes Reggae

🎄🔪 Jingle Bells (Tesla Recall Edition) – Dark Appalachian Christmas Murder Ballad 
 
The Christmas song Elon doesn’t want you to hear.

We took the jolliest tune in the catalog, cranked it to 165 BPM, and turned it into a high-speed bluegrass horror story about Full Self-Driving, dead reindeer, black ice, and one very bad night before Christmas.

If “O Holy Night” and a Cybertruck crash compilation had a demon baby raised in a West Virginia holler… this is it.

Lyrics:

Howdy folks from far, looking wide...you might want to ease up on those festive treats, if you wish to ride this sleigh tonite…
 
As your tel-U-vision, your kids, the interwebs, and every store on this planet will lead, shame, force and tell you......
 
Hallmark Eve is upon us, so go empty your account, max out your cards, lie to your children and keep up this charade.
  
Because, Why not?  You've lied to them for years, with ease.......this should be a breeze.......but joy ain’t going to be riding this sleigh tonight....

Although, I bet she'd look mighty fine, after this moonshine wine....

Giddy on up with them chords fellas....

Dashing through the snow
In a silent Tesla sleigh,
Over the hills we go
Autopilot led astray.
Notifications on AirPods ping,
But the reindeer all are gone-
Elon killed ‘em for the batteries
Now the blood runs cold and long!

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way—
Oh what fun it is to ride
Till the software kills the day!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Death comes sleek and fast,
Full Self-Drivin’ through the night
Hope this trip ain’t your last!

A day or two ago
I thought I’d take a ride,
Loaded up the Cyber-sleigh
With the kids tucked warm inside.
The grid went dark, the screen went black,
Misfortune seemed our lot—
We hit a patch of black ice, kids,
And the Tesla never stopped!

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way—
Oh what fun it is to glide
Till the ghost in the machine don’t sway!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Hear the sirens wail,
Wrapped around a pine tonight
Merry Christmas, go to hell!

Now the moon is hid behind
A cloud of drone exhaust,
Every headlight’s a cold white eye
Of some electric ghost.
Laughing all the way? Ha! Ha! Ha! 
We’re screaming, pale with fright—Damn right.
The car just locked the doors on us
And took off into the night!

Jingle bells, jingle bells,
torn loose and rolling away—
oh what’s left of the ride
lies splintered in the snow today!
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
blood on white snowfall,
One more family lost tonight
Thanks for heeding the recall!

We just found out the reindeer are in a rehab facility, 
you can look up Rudolph the white-nosed reindeer to see why,
but CNN wrote some of these lyrics,
So the words about Elon you can't rely.
Have a very merry christmas, I look forward to the delayed flights and the family fights........

Happy New Year to all, in whatever dead language Bezos uses.

Gauisus novus annus......

Recorded in one take at 2 a.m. in a single-wide with no heat.


Like, comment the verse that scared you most, and subscribe or the algorithm might drive you off the road tonight.

Merry Christmas. Go to hell. 🎁



Jingle Bells - Tesla Recall Edition

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmZ84N7rnaFgMwtQ7pkT8kw

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