So, I decided to try my hand at voice acting by auditioning for the Homestuck Anime Project. :) I'm auditioning for Mom.
Script:
[cheerfully] Oh there you are, sweetie! I’ve been looking all over
for you. I’ve got a reeeeeeeallay special surprise for you!
[slyly] Ooooh, you wanna strife? Okay, let’s go sweetheart!
[annoyed] Really, Rose? Of all ways to do a passive-aggressive
suicide threat, you picked the power outlet in the middle of a
blackout?
[excitedly] Look, Rosie! I got you a pony! Isn’t she cute? Isn’t she
KYOOOOOOOOOOTE???!!! Come oooooon, you know you wanna hug her.
[sadly] Poor Jaspers...Poor poor Jaspers! What could have happened to
you to take you away from our dear sweet precious little Rose?
[calmly] Okay, so Mr. Harley’s been itching to know about these
meteors. Let’s see...70 years ago a meteor landed on a Betty Crocker
factory here--bleh, darn Batterwitch, good riddance--and good ol’
Colonel Sassa-something-or-other found his granddaughter. Huh. Funny,
that sounds like how I found you, Rosie, [suddenly starts cooing]
amirite? Am I right?
[shocked] Oh...my. Isn’t that the joke shop Colonel Sassy’s
granddaughter runs? Oh no! Poor granny-daughter. [nervously] Uh, I
guess this is my cue to skedaddle!
[happily] There! A cute little ectobiologist uniform for Rose’s cute
little friend.
[taunting an Underling] Hey big, fat, and ugly! Want me to make you a
knuckle sandwich?!
[dreamily] Oh my...I’ve never seen a man so strong and handsome. He’s
just so...so... PERFECT.

Chloe Adamo