Mucka Blucka (Intro to Cacophony)

WELCOME TO CHONNY'S CHARMING CHAOS COMPENDIUM.
A SAD AND LONELY FOLK'S MISANTHROPIC HOAX.
AN ASSEMBLY LINE OF NEAR-RHYMES.
A COMBUSTION ENGINE OF FEAR AND DISSENSION,
FUELLED BY ANGER AND HATE, AND RAGE AND DISDAIN,
AND …