We Should End This As Well (Instrumental)
By Chris LeBrane
Music inspired and created by lyrics and sound demos from Anna Mannino (Gonoammo)

Chris LeBrane - Drum programming, keys, guitar, production and mixing.

2011.  All Rights Reserved

We Should End This As Well (Instrumental)

The Therapist (Chris LeBrane) - I'd Really Like To Play With You

Produced by The Therapist.  Composed and Recorded at The Brane Solarium, 2013.

CWL:80 Productions

The Therapist (Chris LeBrane) - I'd Really Like To Play With You (Instrumental)

What's A Mack To Do?

By:  Pimp Willie Port and the Pimpin Strong Revue
Words and musical concept by:  Ronald Miller
Drums, bass, guitar, and keys:  Chris LeBrane
Lead vocals:  Pimp Willie Port
Background Vocals:  Chris LeBrane and Chris Michael

Lyrics:

Pimpin' Strong Revue!
Uhhh!
Motherfucker...we in this bitch, dawg
Let's hit it, 1...2..3...ahhh...

When that trick starts mouthin' off
Whatcha do?  You knock her down south
When that trick starts talkin' back
Whatcha do?  You give her a smack
When that trick starts cuttin' up
Whatcha do?  You shut her up!
When that trick starts mouthin' off
Whatcha do?  You knock her down south

What's a mack to do?
Now what's a mack to do?
What's a mack to do?
Man, what's a mack to do?
Now what a pimp gon' do?
Ahhh, what a pimp gon' do?

Take your hand, cock it back
And knock her out her shoes!

Uh-huh...gettin' funky!
Platform in ya ass
Like this and like that
You dumb bitch, uh!

When that john starts hittin' your bitches
Whatcha do?  You pay him a visit
When that john just don't wanna pay
Whatcha do?  You go to gunplay
When that john is becoming a bother
Whatcha do?  You scoop up his daughter
When the john...wanna pay up fast
Whatcha do?  Platform in the ass

Now what's a mack to do, man?
Uh, what's a mack to do?
What's a mack to do, uh UH!?
What's a mack to do?
Now what a pimp gon' do?
Now what a pimp gon' do?

You take that hand, cock it back
And knock her out her shoes!

Yea!
Man!
Super-duper funky!

When that bitch is talkin' bout leavin'
Whatcha do?  You give her a reason
When that bitch is actin' like a bitch
Whatcha do?  Put a coat hanger to the clit
When that bitch is mouthin' off
Whatcha do?  Oh!  You knock her down south
When that bitch is talkin' shit
Whatcha do?  You hit her in the lip

Now what's a mack to do?
Aww, what's a mack to do?
Now whatta mack to do, Uh UH!?
A-whatta a mack to do?
Now what a pimp gon' do?
Man, what a pimp gon' do?
We gon'

Take that hand, cock it back
And knock her out her shoes!

(Take yo hand, cock it back
And knock her out her shoes!)

Owww!
We knockin' em out!
We knockin' em out the box!
Buster Douglas on yo' ass
Tyson on they ass
Holyfield on ya ass
Uh!

(Buster Keaton!)


Pimp Willie Port and the Pimpin' Strong Revue - Whats A Mack To Do?

THE DEATH TO LOSFA SUITE:
-WARNING
-CHUNKYBOOTY INTRODUCTION
-MISSING YOU (Under The Careful Instructions of The Jheri Brothers UltraSheen Orchestra)
-THE REALIZATION
-THE NEW SHIT
-THE MAILROOM FOLLIES
	I.  P***Y ON TOAST
	II.  CRAZY IKE
	III.  BURT SKIRK MCGIRK'S DECLARATION OF L'AMOUR
	IV.  COLLECTIONS:  THE WRATH OF RICKY
-ANDREW'S DECLARATION (When The Kid Puts His Foot Down)
-PHAT TIME IS ON THE AIR!
-THE MANIFESTO (The Weard Experience)
-VOUS AVEZ BESOIN DE MON AMOUR (THE REMIX)
-CREWCHANGE?
-IT'S RAGTIME (KRISPY KREME DRAWZ)
-SAY WHAT!?!?
-THE SERENITY OF NELL (WHEN "T'EE IN THE WAY" BECOMES "TAY IN THE WIND")
-GREETINGS FROM VACATIONLAND
-EPILOGUE FEATURING "ASIA"
-POSTSCRIPT

Written by:  Chris LeBrane and Everyone else (through the means of inspiration)
All instrumentation by:  Chris LeBrane
Vocal-chordal Duties by:  Chris LeBrane, Calvin Addison, Hill Jones, Ronald Miller

The Libretto:  http://chrislebrane.tumblr.com/post/70500500265/weard-presents-death-to-losfa-the-libretto

©2003. Weardmusic.

WEARD Presents:  Death To LOSFA

Little Girls With Cigarettes
By: Chris LeBrane
Produced by:  Chris LeBrane

Personnel:
Chris LeBrane:  Drums, Bass guitar, guitars, vocals

Lyrics:

Where'd you get them cigarettes?
Where'd you get them cigarettes?
You learned how to smoke before you learned how to rhyme
You're a first-rate Bad-Ass way before your time

Little Girls With Cigarettes
Little Girls With Cigarettes
Little Girls With Cigarettes
Little Girls With Cigarettes!!!

Where'd you get off skipping class?
Where'd you get off skipping class?
If you don't show, then you ain't gonna pass
'Cause you don't give a fuck if you finish dead last

SAY!  Where'd you get them cigarettes?
HEY!  Cigarette smoke is second best
If you wanna toke it, be my guest
'Cause you don't give a fuck if they put you to rest

Little Girls With Cigarettes
Little Girls With Cigarettes
Little Girls With Cigarettes
Little Girls With Cigarettes!!!

When the teachers look around
In the girls bathroom are where you're found
Always one pupil missing from the tally
'Cause you're busy Nicking up in Cancer Alley
Couldn't care less about being in school
Because you're Too Fast For Love and you're Through Being Cool
'Cause grades and shades is what you don't give a fuck for
A short lifespan is all you ever wished for

Little Girls With Cigarettes
Little Girls With Cigarettes
Little Girls With Cigarettes
Little Girls With Cigarettes!!!

Stub it.


2002.  Weardmusic.

Little Girls With Cigarettes

Rock N Roll Part 2
By:  Chris LeBrane
Originally by:  Gary Glitter
Produced by:  Chris LeBrane

Personnel:

Chris LeBrane:  Drums, Bass guitar, guitars, all vocals

2002.  Weardmusic.

Rock And Roll Part 2

Mustache (Missing You)
by:  WEARD (featuring Ronald Miller)
Written by:  Ronald Miller
Produced by:  Ronald Miller and Chris LeBrane
Music by:  Chris LeBrane and Ronald Miller
Drums:  Ronald Miller
Keyboards:  Chris LeBrane
Vocals:  Ronald Miller, Chris LeBrane (the Count-off)


Lyrics:

1-2-3-4-5-6!!

Uhhh-huh-huh-haa...

Uhhh...

Girl...
I want you in my life
Oh, I've been missin' you...
I've been missin' you...

(Missin' You)
I just want you by my side
(Missin' your smile, and your not there no more and I don't know what to do...)
To be with you girl,
I'd walk 800 miles...

Ohhh...

I remember when you used to make me breakfast!
OH!  Lucky Charms, a lil bit of toast and some Erenge juice, girl...(girl, girl, girl)
Girl, top it with the scrambled eggs, and then I'd
Go downtown and it was the fish...(Oh!)
It was the eggs and the fish...
THE EGGS AND THE FISH!

(Come back to me girl, girl, girl...)
Just come back to me, girl!
Lawd, my favorite ice cream is Chocolate and Vanilla swirl
But ya wouldn't know that. girl
Because you walked out!  You walked out on me!
All you wanted me to do was go downtown and
Lick the lickedy-split (WHOO!)...clobber the clit!

Ohhh, clobber the clit with the
Mustache!! (girl)
The mustache!! (come back!)
The mustache! (come back!!)
The mustache!  (COME BACK!!)

(EEEOOOAAHHHHHH!!!)
Girl...been walking these streets at night
(Come back into my life)
Tryin to get a peace of mind
(Come back into my life, my life, my life, my life! My life! My life!)
Been missin' you
...wanna kiss you...

Been walking these streets at night, girl
(WHOOAAOOHHH!)
Been in these streets alone, standing up by a lamp-post
My mind gets crazy sometimes, and...

(ad-lib until end)

Second take, hahahaha...

©2003.  WeardMusic.

WEARD (feat. Ronald Miller) - Mustache (Missing You)

Zombie Night (The Theme from "Driller") [An Interpolation]
By: Chris LeBrane
A recorded interpolation of the song "Zombie Night" from the 1984 VCA Pictures movie "Driller"
Produced by:  Chris LeBrane
All instruments by:  Chris LeBrane

©2004.  WeardMusic.

Chris LeBrane - Zombie Night (The Theme From "Driller") (An Interpolation)

13.  JK5:  Inosculate Rhythm
Written, Arranged, Produced and Performed by Chris LeBrane
Personnel:
Chris LeBrane:  Drum programming, Synthesizers
Recorded May 2009.

©2014.  CWL:80 Productions

Chris LeBrane - JK5:  Inosculate Rhythm

12.  JK4:  Click March
Written, Arranged, Produced and Performed by Chris LeBrane
Personnel:
Chris LeBrane:  Drum programming, Synthesizers
Recorded May 2009.

©2014.  CWL:80 Productions

Chris LeBrane - JK4:  Click March

11.  JK3: CFL
Written, Arranged, Produced and Performed by Chris LeBrane
Personnel:
Chris LeBrane:  Drum programming, Synthesizers
Recorded May 2009.

©2014.  CWL:80 Productions

Chris LeBrane - JK3: CFL

10.  JK2:  The Morning After
Written, Arranged, Produced and Performed by Chris LeBrane
Personnel:
Chris LeBrane:  Drum programming, Synthesizers
Recorded May 2009.

©2014.  CWL:80 Productions

Chris LeBrane - JK2:  The Morning After

9.  JK1:  The Webcams Theme
Written, Arranged, Produced and Performed by Chris LeBrane
Personnel:
Chris LeBrane:  Drum programming, Synthesizers
Recorded May 2009.

©2014.  CWL:80 Productions

Chris LeBrane - JK1:  The Webcams Theme

8.  Nikki and J Bear
Written, Arranged, Produced and Performed by Chris LeBrane
Personnel:
Chris LeBrane:  Drum programming, bass guitar, guitars, Yamaha DGX-200
Recorded late November 2008.

©2014.  CWL:80 Productions

Chris LeBrane - Nikki and J Bear

7.  CybeRAGE
Written, Arranged, Produced and Performed by Chris LeBrane
Personnel:
Chris LeBrane:  Drum programming, MAGIX synthesizers
Recorded late November 2008.

©2014.  CWL:80 Productions

Chris LeBrane - CybeRAGE

6.  Multicam Jam
Written, Arranged, Produced and Performed by Chris LeBrane
Personnel:
Chris LeBrane:  Drum programming, MAGIX synthesizers
Recorded late November 2008.

©2014.  CWL:80 Productions

Chris LeBrane - Multicam Jam

5.  Swangthang
Written, Arranged, Produced and Performed by Chris LeBrane
Personnel:
Chris LeBrane:  Drum programming, Yamaha DGX-200
Recorded late November 2008.

©2014.  CWL:80 Productions

Chris LeBrane - Swangthang

4.  Jordan and Sam
Written, Arranged, Produced and Performed by Chris LeBrane
Personnel:
Chris LeBrane:  Drum programming, bass guitar, guitars
Recorded late November 2008.

©2014.  CWL:80 Productions

Chris LeBrane - Jordan and Sam

3.  The Horbawrong Theme
Written, Arranged, Produced and Performed by Chris LeBrane
Personnel:
Chris LeBrane:  Drum programming, Yamaha DGX-200, MAGIX Vocoder, MAGIX text-to-speech

Lyrics:

When it's horrible, bad and wrong...(Horbawrong) x's 4

Recorded late November 2008.

©2014.  CWL:80 Productions

Chris LeBrane - The Horbawrong Theme

2.  Quirk
Written, Arranged, Produced and Performed by Chris LeBrane
Personnel:
Chris LeBrane:  Yamaha DGX-200, guitar
Recorded late November 2008.

©2014.  CWL:80 Productions

Chris LeBrane - Quirk

1.  Bizness
Written, Arranged, Produced and Performed by Chris LeBrane
Personnel:
Chris LeBrane:  Drum programming, bass guitar, guitar, Yamaha DGX-200
"Wah" guitar sample provided by MAGIX.
Recorded late November 2008.

©2014.  CWL:80 Productions

Chris LeBrane - Bizness

Chris LeBrane - GALAXY:80 [The Demonstration]

Chris LeBrane Presents:  Eric Morrison's "Dirty Pinch of Love"
By: Chris LeBrane
WOrds and musical concept by: Eric Morrison
Music By: Chris LeBrane
Vocals, drum programming, bass, guitar, Clavinet and Synthesizers:  Chris LeBrane
©2010.  CWL:80 Productions and The Raging Beaver Co.

LYRICS:

Come look at my pinch!
Got some crumbs in my pinch!
Watch me comb my pinch!
My dirty pinch of love!

Come look at my pinch!
Come smell my pinch!
Come and taste my pinch!
My dirty pinch of love!

OoooohhhhhWOOO!!!

Come look at my pinch!
Got some crumbs in my pinch! (Yes I do, yes I do!)
Watch me comb my pinch!
My dirty pinch of love!

(My dirty pinch of love!)
Come look at my pinch!
(My dirty pinch of love!)
Come smell my pinch!
(On and on with the dirty dirty pinch of love)
Come and taste my pinch!
(Oooohh yeeeeahhahhhhhahhh!)
My dirty pinch of love! (Yea!)

Chris LeBrane - Dirty Pinch Of Love

SODA POP!
Written by:  Ben Campbell
Music and arrangements by:  Chris LeBrane

Personnel:
Chris LeBrane:  Vocals, drum programming, synthesizers

©2010.  CWL:80 Productions.  Ben Campbell Productions.

LYRICS:

Soda Pop, gotta set up shop!
Don't stop til you drop!
(Are you feeling my groove?)
Long as you set the beat
(I's-a-gotsta move!)

(No, No, No) Substance!
He's-a cryin'
Substance!
(Well, slap me silly and call me Constance!)

Soda Pop!  (Uh)
Soda Pop!  (What?)
Soda Pop!  (Give it to me now)
Soda Pop!  (Sing it 4 more times)

Soda Pop!
Soda Pop! (Get a little bit of)
Soda Pop! (Yea!) (Unnnnuhhhh)
Soda Pop!


Soda Pop

Breakdance Fight (It's Fucking On!)
By: Chris LeBrane
Lyrics, Vocoder and Music all performed by:  Chris LeBrane

Originally broadcasted as a part of WEBCAMS (10) - Breakdance Fighting in White Booties [2010, Horbawrong 

Creative]
OUT OF BROADCAST-VIDEO LINK NO LONGER UNAVAILABLE

Lyrics:

I challenge you to a (Breakdance fight!  Breakdance fight!)
It's on tonight!

I challenge you to a (Breakdance fight!)
It's fucking on!
(Ooooooh, it's fucking on tonight!)

(Ooooh, Breakdance fight!)

Chris LeBrane - Breakdance Fight (Its Fucking On)

Check The Facts, Asshole
By: Chris LeBrane
Lyrics, Vocoder and Music all performed by: Chris LeBrane

Originally broadcasted as a part of WEBCAMS (12) - Facts, Opinions, and Assholes [2010, Horbawrong 

Creative]
Watch WEBCAMS (12):  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNwbP2g3aIo

Original Music Video for "Check The Facts, Asshole", directed by:  Chris LeBrane [2011, CWL:80 Productions 

and Horbawrong Creative]
Watch the music video, "Check The Facts, Asshole":  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdEuHUVC6eQ

Lyrics:

Neglect your opinions
And check the facts
(You don't wanna be an asshole)

You don't wanna be an asshole (Check the Facts)
You don't wanna be an asshole, motherfucker (Check it)
You don't wanna be an asshole (Check the Facts)
You don't wanna be an asshole, motherfucker!

Chris LeBrane - Check The Facts, Asshole

Crush
Written by:  Chris LeBrane
Vocals:  Pimpin' Tammy B
All instrumentation:  Chris LeBrane
Produced by:  Chris LeBrane
2004.

Lyrics:

I see you baby
With that pantsuit on
Making me think about doin' it all night long
But baby, you make me nervous
Butterflies in the mind
That's why I wrote this song

I wish I could talk to you
And tell you what I wanna do to you
Ooh baby, you blow my mind
I wanna tell you that everyday
But when I see, I turn away
Cuz baby, you're so damn fine

If you wanna really go off and be mad with me
Do whatcha want, but listen to me
(I know that it might sound crazy)
But I only wanna love you baby, yea!

When you say "Hi" to me
I always lose my cool
Mind won't work, can't tell my body what to do
If I could only get next to you
I could show you
How good I could be to you

If you wanna come and take a ride and get high with me
Don't worry about it, they'll let us be
(I know that it might sound crazy)
I just wanna show you that I love you, baby...yea!

Listen to me now...

Baby don't fake the funk
When you know I wanna give it up (Up to you)
And do the things that lovers do
I don't mean to offend
But are you thinkin' bout givin' in (To me)
(Yeahey!)

When you came around, you shook my mind up
And confused it
The only thing I love more than you, baby
Is my music
(Oh yea)

Baby I could show you how life could really be
If you'd only get with me
(Your beauty makes me go hazy)
That's how you know that I love you, baby...YEA!

NoooooWhooaoooohoh!
YEAAAAHH!!

Listen to me now...

I might go for broke
But my music ain't no joke
I'm just tryin' to show
That WE Are Really Dope!

I hang out with my cousin Josh
Until he goes to school on Monday
And my boy, Ronald...he religious
He go to mass every Sunday
(Come on...)

Oooohhh...Listen to me now...

(Me do you, let me do you baby
Come let me do you baby)	x's 4

You know you've got it made
When your life is in the shade
And the funk makes you scream like you've gone insane
You know you've got that chance to get into romance
And funk it hard like it ain't no game
No shame

Come on and DANCE!
Come on and DANCE!  Baby...
I'm not fucking around!
Let's DANCE! (Whoo!)
a-Come on and DANCE!
(Hit it with a bang!)

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAHOOOOOOOOO!!!

WHOO!!!

P-I-M-P, that's what I am
P-I-M-P, that's what I am
I'm Pimpin Tammy B! 



WEARD - Crush

Don't Run Away
Performed By:  The Aristocracy (feat. Cone Figgins) 
Written By:  C. LeBrane, P. Lutringer, C. Richard, O. Rodriguez
Produced By:  Lutringer and LeBrane

Musicians:
Chris LeBrane:  Keyboards, synths, drum programming
Peter Lutringer:  Guitars

©2008.  The Aristocracy.

LYRICS: 

[CHASE]
What up Orlando?!?!?
What?!?  Cone Figgins, chillin' with the Aristocracy
I know girls can be hard, y'all
But despite your problems, work it out!
Dr. Phil, y'all!
Give it to 'em Chris!

[CHRIS]
(The time has come)
For me to come on out
And put it on the line
I'm in love with you

(You are the one)
That I wanna be with for
Forever and a day
But to you, we're through

Don't wanna fight about it
(It's not the way that this needs to be)
I only want you girl
(So won't you come on and go with me)
I have many things
(But with your love, I'd have so much more)
I would give anything to not see you
Walking out that door

Don't you run away (from my love)
Stay with me, and make things right
Tomorrow is another day (it's what I'm thinkin' of)
You're what I need, for all my life

Oh-ho, you are the one
That knows how to give it to me
So baby don't you shut it down (oooh)
Oh-ho, don't you run away
Because a fight ended the night
(Ooooohhhh) sometimes it's just that way

Don't wanna fight about it
(It's not the way that this needs to be)
I only want you girl
(So won't you come on and go with me)
I have many things
(But with your love, I'd have so much more)
I would give anything to not see you
Walking out that door

Don't you run away (from my love)
Stay with me, and make things right
Tomorrow is another day (it's what I'm thinkin' of)
You're what I need, for all my life

Don't you run away (from my love)
Stay with me, and make things right
Tomorrow is another day (it's what I'm thinkin' of)
You're what I need, for all my life

With your love
You've got me shook up, spinning around (Oh-no)
Keep it up
Until the levels go up and down (Fo-Sho)
Make the change
Because I dig the love that I've found (Oh-No)
(whoa-oh!)

[CHASE]
Give it up!  For Cone Figgins!

[CONE FIGGINS]
Yo, yo
Baby girl,
Why are you fighting all this love that we share?
These problems, we'll solve 'em, becoming a perfect pair
And I swear, I do for you, til I take my last breath
Round and round, I'll hold us down; you're my right, I'll be your left
Cuz relationships always brings stress
And sex smoothes it out, I must confess
(So let's dream baby)
Twin minds becoming as one
(You're my queen lady)
Don't argue, cuz what's done is done
And you know that I feel you, I love the things you do
And my soul is your equal, baby let's make this true
All this shouting ain't working and I'm sick of all this mess
So relax that fuckin' lip and let me make that pussy wet
(Do you love me?)  Yea, I love you
Do you want me?  (You know I do)
So let's cut the shit, let's re-commit, come gimme that sugar, baby boo
(Oh, Cone, you make me moan, you put this mama in the pleasure zone)
Now that's what's up, saddle-up, and you and me should make a home

[CHRIS]
With your love
You've got me shook up, spinning around (Oh-no)
Keep it up
Until the levels go up and down (Fo-Sho)
Make the change
Because I dig the love that I've found (Oh-No)
(Whoa-oh-oh!)

Don't you run away (from my love)
Stay with me, and make things right
Tomorrow is another day (it's what I'm thinkin' of)
You're what I need, for all my life

Don't you run away (from my love)
Stay with me, and make things right
Tomorrow is another day (it's what I'm thinkin' of)
You're what I need, for all my life

Don't you run away (I need your love)
Tomorrow is another day (I need your love, babe)   [repeat until fade]

[CHASE]
Don't you be runnin' away!
Git yo' ass back here!  And talk to me!
Christopher LeBrane, Cone Figgins, Peter Lutringer
I am CHASIFER MCSCRUFF!!!
Put this on replay!  What?!
PUT THIS ON REPLAY!!!

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