An old idea I found on my iPad.  From my time with no musical outlet in the keys.  Disregard the vocals. Disregard the whole thing ;)

Comatose

Not much to this one.  Made it a few years ago out of boredom in the Keys.  Just posting some  random discards so they don't disappear into the ether 

Trip hoppy

Last Night In Marathon

McDonald's Bandaid

Flipped out party (Nolan "pranking" Drew Nolfo)

Big Money Calls Producer(Pat Garrity Prank)

Effin around on iPad GarageBand (aka Cure Trilogy withdrawals)

The Gayties (An 8-Bit 80's Clusterfuuuuuuuuh)

Grundis

Depeche Chode

Trig/Gelb calls Mick

You comin' down bray?

A message from Rob Klein I've saved for years (accidentally played it for mom once)


Robocop leaves a voicemail

Dirty Yellow Rat (One of many real voicemails I got from Drunky McDrugbags)

(Found the old version with "vocals" on it) Uhhhh...This is what happens at 3am when you're alone, bored and quite a few drinks deep with mascara on

This is the bootlegged version of an older prank I did.  I use the word prank very loosely here.  I believe we were a few beers deep and forgot to hit *six sevs, so it starts out tame and slow.  I've done funnier, but I get him pretty angry by saying nonsense and that's what counts.  Note how many times my story changes, yet he stays on the phone.  I apologize for the quality and crappy decibels (I recorded it through the speakers of my laptop to my iPad since it wouldn't upload the file...I'll figure it out).  The last half with go up soon

Warranty Prank (first half)

This quasi "chorus" cover was an experiment  in letting go (and jokey end of the year gift for the teacher I worked under).  I dared an unsober me to improv no more than six off-the-cuff tracks in less than 20 minutes (did it in about 15), No editing was allowed ;).  Simplicity was the key.  Thought it was cute and worth a share.   

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