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"Hippies Always Smell Like Balls" by Rucka Rucka Ali, featuring Toby Queef, from albums "Rucka's World". This songs is parody of "3" by Britney Spears.

With Lyrics:

All hippies,
Are dirty and ugly
They're all covered in fleas
We should hang 'em from trees

Round 'em up with me
Shoot 'em once in the knee
Drag 'em down the damn street
I got two under my… (Trucks!)
I hate 'em!

First of all, hippies always smell like balls	
And they're all a bunch of tree hugging
Dumb fucking, butt fuckers
Run, hippies, run!
I got twenty-one guns with me
Come around town, and your done if you fuck with me

Yeah, drum circle
Ching Chang Chong!
Get some Goddamn balls, in your Goddamn song
Get a Goddamn jerk, you’re a Goddamn bun
I get drunk on rum, and kill hippies for fun!

Now I'm a nice guy,
But hippies are gay			
They're always getting high,
And spreading the AIDS

I'd love to fine,
Some hippies in my yard,
Playing their guitar
They're getting sprayed

So listen up, hippies
Getting shot dead, is the new green, yeah
My name is, Toby Queef
I was send here, by Rucker Rucker Ali…	

Y'all hippies,
Please stay away from me
You'll be dead if I see you,
Hanging 'round Tennessee

Better run hippies,
Eat your LSD
Tell your friends 'bout me
Yeah, I'm coming with a… (Guns!)
I hate 'em!

All hippies,
Are dirty and ugly
They're all covered in fleas
We should hang 'em from trees

Round 'em up with me
Shoot 'em once in the knee
Drag 'em down the damn street
I got two under my… (Trucks!)
I hate 'em!

I have a farm,
With plenty of grain
But hippies could starve,
That's fine with me

God, help you all
When I'm president
Y'all hippies will be slaves,
And probably dead

Suck on my balls, hippies
Get your ass fucked, in the booty, yeah
Lick on my nuts, if you please
Go read a book, for Vegan Revolutionary…

All hippies,
Are some Vegan Pussies
Eating dog feces
You should eat a little meat

Always pretending,
To like Bob Marley
He a sucks a big D
You should grow a couple… (Nuts!)
I hate 'em!

All hippies,
Are dirty and ugly
They're all covered in fleas
We should hang 'em from trees

Round 'em up with me
Shoot 'em once in the knee
Drag 'em down the damn street
I got two under my… (Trucks!)

Where were you September Twelve?
I was shooting me some hippies real good in the chest
If you don't like this darn country
You sure as hell ain't Toby Queef

I'm a little bit of country,
With a little bit of fist in your mug, homie
I'm a female banging, race car waging
Jesus save me, I got no teeth!

I'm a Decent Man,
I don't like, asshole hippies dancing
Without no pants on
Reminds me of the first time, I heard rap music
I was like, "Did he say, "Nigger?" I like this guy!"

Y'all hippies,
Please stay away from me
You'll be dead if I see you,
Hanging 'round Tennessee

Better run hippies,
Eat your LSD
Tell your friends 'bout me
Yeah, I'm coming with a… (Guns!)
I hate 'em!

All hippies,
Are dirty and ugly
They're all covered in fleas
We should hang 'em from trees

Round 'em up with me
Shoot 'em once in the knee
Drag 'em down the damn street
I got two under my… (Trucks!)
I hate 'em!

Rucka Rucka Ali - Hippies Always Smell Like Balls (Feat. Toby Queef)

House Shoes prod.redrive, audiorox, gazee

(La-la-la-la-la x3)

I tell you where it's from
Africa
That's from where Ebola comes
West Side
It hids in the suitcase
2 days later
It lands in USA
I get it from my girlfriend
& give it to my dad
I catch it on the subway
& leave it in the cab
I eat it at Subway
Drink it at Starbucks
Ebola's everywhere
& I give no fucks
They scared
It's bad
Ebola's gonna kill us all dead
They mad
How'd this happen?
Gotta make sure that nobody else gets it
I'm sorry but I have it & you have it
or you'll get it so forget it
Don't sweat it
Just let it be
I'm telling you Ebola's not the Enemy
Listen
I have Ebo-la-la-la-la-la & you have Ebo-la-la-la-la-la & we have Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Everybody has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Selena has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Just has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Taylor has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Jesus has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Ebola
Every shitty little village in Africa has Ebo-la
Every city in America is getting it now
Just go with it bruh
Airports
Check if he's Black
He could have Ebola so send him back
In fact keep a eye on the Black Eye Peas
Mostly Black & Guy
Don't worry about Peas
& the Cosbys could have Ebola also Oprah
Let's just close up Detroit til this crisis is contained don't the Obamas on the plane cuz they black
They could have Ebola
Might as well also watch for Ayrabs
If they have a brown face
We'll keep em safe in Guantanamo Bay
I'm sorry for everybody for the drama but we're gonna get Ebola if we let black people in
Ebola's not a country in Africa
It's the whole continent
I have Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
You have Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Obama has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Kanye has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Will Smith has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Tupac has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Steve Harvey has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Magic Johnson has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la & AIDS
Diggy & Biggie & Jay-Z & Nas have Ebola
Stephanie DJ & Kimmy Gibbler have Ebola
Every shittle little village in Africa has Ebo-la
Every city in America is getting it now
Just go with the flow
You have Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Your mom has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Your Uncle Tom has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Ariana has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Ben Affleck has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Matt Damon has Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
He got it from Ben Affleck
La-la-la-la-la
The Kardashians have Ebo-la-la-la-la-la
Ebola
(La-la-la-la-la)
I have some Ebola
(La-la-la-la-la)
We all have Ebola
(La-la-la-la-la)
We need some Ricola 
(La-la-la-la-la)
& some Pepsi Cola
(La-la-la-la-la)
Tommy has Ebola
(La-la-la-la-la)
Billy has Ebola
(La-la-la-la-la)
Jason has Ebola
(La-la-la-la-la)
Trini has Ebola


Rucka Rucka Ali - Ebola (la La)

I Know That You'll Miss Obama/ Rucka Ali Song

Rucka Rucka Ali - Only 17

I Know That Youll Miss Obama PARODY Of I Know What You Did Last Summer Rucka Rucka Ali

By Rucka Rucka Ali @ Youtube 
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPSWmVbnwZw
Plz Follow me!
Lyrics: 
[Intro: German Moderator]
Ich mag nicht fünfzigste Celebrity Apprenta!
Meet new host Arnold Schwarzenegger!
[Intro: Arnold Schwarzenegger]
Mr. Bieber, why'd your team lose?
[Intro: Justin Bieber]
(Mumbling) IDK, Bro

[Intro: Arnold Schwarzenegger]
No excuses! Off to the gas chamber!
Now for paid political advertising

[Verse 1: Donald Trump]
Look, I'm rich as hell from my real estate and sale of shirts
I wish this president would give us better health insurance
I'll build a wall, just got taller with a better view
I'll build the Mexicans who make good money from cocaine
I just sold the billion hats
If you even blink I just sold a billion more, it's for charity!

[Hook]
My name's Donnie Trump and I'm orange and pink
My name's Donnie Trump for prez 2016
That's my name, okay! It's on my birth certificate!
We're gonna bring down crime
We'll keeps cops guns and bug-spray! (I love cops!)
I'll build a wall so big that'll keep all of the spics out
We're gonna bring back jobs (Jobs, jobs!)
It'll be so great!
I'll build a wall so big that you'll say
"Donald, it's too big! Can you bring it a few feet down?!"

[Verse 2]
Believe me. I know walls
I went to the best schools. The best
I got perfect marks. Perfect
My teachers said: "Donald, your marks are too high for us!"
"Could you get a few answers wrong?"
Sometimes certain people talk about a certain Trump
They probably do it so their ratings start going up
They say: "Who could we invite on the show?"
"The low ratings here are killing us! We probably should invite TRUMP!"
Look at the numbers. I have the best polls
Best clothes
Best cloths in my own Trump suit and tie
Oh look behind me, it's Hillary and Sanders
If you faggots come from Mexico you have to take a ladder!

[Hook]
Who's this curry-face in charge with Al-Qaeda links? (Look, who is this guy?)
I'll send him back through immigration to find out what language he speaks
Ma'a salama ding dong, motherfucker!
Look, I love black guys (And blacks love me!)
I think blacks are great
I love Hispanic things like taco salad by the roadside!
We're in a big decline (Cline, cline!)
I'll make this country great
So we could have nice things like snacks and cheese and crackers (It's great, yeah!)

[Verse 3]
I used to host the Apprentice, it was on every Sunday
We will build a couple things and give each a different name
And everyone of them competed back and that'll let them stay
See in which one could make the most money for me
Now I'm travelling around the country with my friends
Saying things people like to hear about Mexicans
Please, take a MAGA hat and wear it, that is your donation
Thanks, I don't even take money (Laugh)

[Hook]
When this world is mine (Mine, mine)
I'll build a wall in space
And everyone will see that my penis is a pretty big cock (I guarantee that!)
I don't like China (Na, na)
Although the food is great (It's great!)
And those Chinese chinks have a big wall to keep the spics out
I love Mexicans. The Mexicans love me
I love Mexicans. I love Mexicans. Trust me
I get along with them. I get along with everybody
So vote for your good friend Donnie

[Outro: Arnold Schwarzenegger]
And if you don't vote Trump, you'll be rounded up today
Folded onto a train and sent off to vacation
There you will be taught the correct way to vote
All thanks to my good friend Donnie

Rucka Rucka Ali: 21 Pilots Stressed Out PARODY My Name's Donnie Trump

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Smoking a blunt in my new Aston
Borrowed it from a man who wants it back
Said I just gotta take it to get some crack
Oh woah in my new car

As I'm driving the cops say hey
Did we beat a black guy today?
Police pull me over and I told 'em no please
I'm Kobe

My head hit the curb that they threw me on
They said you should've fucking said that you're Lebron
They took my Aston Martin and they all went bowling
Bowling

Why am I treated this way because of my color
I thought shit would be different after Obama
But it's only racister now, it true though
Oh yeah

Trump, did you get elected here through ya man
What is your connection to the ku cucks klan?
Did you ever molest that little nigga Trudeau?

Dear White People
I got me some questions you could answer me bro
Why is you oppressing all of my-y people
Why you all pretending like you're not evil?

Dear White People
Sitting around in a fucking gazebo
Sipping on a bottle of Pellegrino
Stroking on a cute ass little fucking beagle
Oh

Why do you attack us everywhere that we go?
Telling us to park your Porsche
Guess how it affects our ego
(Lemme get your phone thing code)
Why you always bragging that you have one black amigo?
Lemme guess if does he know
That you say words like negro

You hire fucking Pablo
To cut your fucking shrub bro
But I can't get a job though
If I'm not fucking rob lowe
Everytime you do a crime the charges always got dropped
But I'm always getting thrown in prison yeah I got got
When you're up out in the street up in the morning running
And you see us and you always think we're gonna mug you
I just wanna see if you had any extra money
Why I gotta chase you when you take off running

Police on the streets all fuck with my peoples
Took my desert eagles and all my pringles
Why you always think that every brother sells crack
I'm just selling Wii Box 2s and a Dell Mac

I sleep on the street bro outside of home depot
Shoes are made of bondo, house is made at kinko's
Chilling at the red box, smoking on some red rocks
Used to be a shortstop playing with the red sox
Oh yeah

Dear White People
Why you always telling me what shit is legal
Why you take my opportunities from me bro
Why my new car now getting repo'ed

Dear White People
Sitting round listening to Flock of Seagulls
Listening to Iron Maiden and Meat Loaf
Buying fucking new shirts at Uniqlo
Oh

How the hell we ever gon get out poverty yo
All we got is EBT clothes
Some of us still wearing jncos
(Got gold where our teeth go)
Where the fuck did all them good times and the peace go?
Black on black crime cuts deep yo
Hurting ourself like emos

We're Black People
Individuality traded for hammer and sickle
Ghost of Booker T lays comatose and feeble
History repeats itself like a ripple

Mohito Burrito
Salad and Dorito
Five dollar wonton, comes with young chinko
You can get shwarma, blow up all the gringos
(Wig wog ag wig wog)
Let's have some pizza

Don't think for yourself no
Find out where you came from
Dress up like a retard
Base your life on choices of dead old people
They must've known something that we don't
Dear White People
(Now on Netflix)

Rucka Rucka Ali - Only 17

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