GHILLIE SUIT JAMS VOL. 4

running gag

glove compartment

MPREG!

birdie (feat. KiDcarus)

Dinosaurs Named John

original song: https://soundcloud.com/denzelcurryph/diet
why are you reading this hey everyone look at this bookworm ass loser reading this shit

DIET_ (Chris Illness Remix)

toxic!!! (feat. wlyjhnsn)

nosedive

hi

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this is my friend optimus michael. michael used to talk to me about transformers and send me pictures of his penis while he was deployed in iraq

;-; / my name is michael and i am
\ 8=D~~               deployed in
/  \                                IRAQ!!!!!

one day, michael got so fed up of not being able to talk about transformers with me in person. he broke down crying, ran directly into a landmine, and died. which is really fucked up if you think about it. like imagine if one day you were walking somewhere and then you blow up. because that's pretty fucked up to me, is what i think. if you ask me what i think, if you ask me that? i will i'll tell you what i tell everyone else; i think that a young defenseless twink like my friend michael getting blown by a LANDMINE instead of ME is pretty. fucked. up.

gay ass balls fortnite labubu (this one is for my friend who died in iraq) swag weed penis

inquiries: chrisillness@gmail.com
(solicitors will be SHOT!!!! like in real life with a gun)

Chris Illness

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