* So, that’s how battles work!
* Now before you go I-
* What’s this?
* Uh oh… Gotta Bounce!
* See ya 'round boss!
* Carrot ran away.
* Oh my goodness!
* A... A child?
* Oh you poor thing...
* How on Earth did you survive that fall?
* ...
* Not much of a talker eh?
* You remind me of my son.
* Oh, I guess I should introduce myself…
* I am April, one of the only teachers left in this old place.

She's a nice person. Just too empathetic.

Light In The Dark

* I bet I can beat you in a fight!

Skipped a few tracks. They were bad, REALLY bad.

These are old tracks from before my good computer broke, they are subject to change.

Time To ACT

* Christian!
* Hey Omlet.
* Have you seen anything yet? Any, N E W   K I D S?
* Nope. Sorry Ocelot, nothing.
* Dang. 
* I’m telling ya Oblong, your dream is near close to impossible. I would have given up by now if I were you.
* But if I give up, I’ll let everyone down! I have to keep trying. 
* And that’s why I envy you Ocean.
* Stop calling me names! It’s Eliana to you!
* Kay then, Otter.
* Whatever… I’m getting back to hunting. See ya later.
* See ya…
* …
* Okay she’s gone now. You’re okay.

This might be one of the only ones I won’t change. Sister self insert too.

Mwa Hah Hah!

* Hey I was thinking…
* With Offer running around, you’re in danger.
* So… I can offer some protection from her.
* How's abouts it?
* …
* Silent type eh? Reminds me of me.
* Don’t worry kid, just stick with me and you’ll be fine.
* Everyone around here owes me a favor or two anyway, so I might be able to get most of 'em off your back.

Again, probably won’t change this one.

Outskirts Of Town

* Long Ago, there was a town, a town called Piggott.
* One day, a powerful earthquake erupted under the town.
* Our efforts to escape were futile.
* The ground opened up, and swallowed the town whole.
* And forever we were trapped underground.
* …
* Some time later…
* Crowley’s Mountain, 20XX
* Come climb the historical MT. Crowley!
* Hear the echoes of the deep!
* Now 98% tourist safe!
* …

Motifs:
Ouat A: Part of the Alma Matter
Ouat B: Original
Ouat C: Piano song that our teacher plays every day.

How Our Story Started

*Though your bones are shattered from the fall, you keep moving forward.
*What would you like to be called?

Menu Replacement

Before

* Christian!
* Sup Omlet.
* Have you seen anyone yet perchancer? Any, N E W K I D S?
* Nope. Sorry Ocelot, nothing.
* Dang.
* I tell ya what Oblong, why don't we skip a day of guard duty? We can go home and do nothin' all day. I'm pretty sure Munch is gonna upload our video today too. We could have a premier party!
* No. You know the schedule, premier parties are every Tuesday! No sooner,  no later. YOU just want out of work.
* Great work Sherlock.
* Thank you.
* That wasn't a compli-
* We have 6 more hours of guard duty to do! And I have enough energy to do it in 3!
* And that’s why I envy you Ocean.
* Stop calling me names! It’s Eliana to you!
* Kay then, Otter.
* Whatever… I’m getting back to hunting. See ya later.
* See ya…
* …
* Okay she’s gone now. Reveal thineself.

Pretty much how we are on a daily.

Mwa Hah Hah

Business

* Ah, I see you've made it past my army...
* I'm not really surprised, those idiots are useless.
* So useless that a little kid like me can do 10x better!
* Prepare yourself for a beating!

trousle

2nd Grade Scuffle

* Look I'm not feeling like any idiocracy today, so leave
* ...
* I'm gonna touch you.
* ...
* I'll shove your D#?k so far up your A?$ that you C$! out your mouth.
* ...
* Alright I've had it...
* You need to learn to mind your own F#!?NG Business.



Look man I'm sorry if you see this but this is what you act like when you're angry. That's all there is to it.

Hunted

In School Suspension

* The Underground is really a friendly place! 
* However, a LOT of people are still a bit torn up about the whole thing.
* And as much as I try to stop it, I can't always protect everyone from bullies.
* So it won't hurt to teach you how to fight. Or at least, what to do in a situation similar to one.
* Usually ACTING in the right way will set them straight.
* Others might have to be forcefully set straight.
* And of course there's always the preferred option of running away!
* ...
* Here, let me demonstrate.

Almost a battle, not quite.

Rising Tensions

* You stare down the preschooler.
* They stare back.
* Both parties are weirded out.

Now it's personal

Scrape

* Alright fellas!
* (1) Huh?
* (2) Oh it's just Onny.
* You all need to get to work! There's been a new kid sighting! I got it on camera!
* (Literally just that one bigfoot photo)
* (1) This photo looks like it was taken on the ATARI.
* (3) And since when do we take orders from a fu- freaking child like you?
* Since Christian got that new pipe bomb he ordered!
* (5) Another one?
* (6) I thought we banned him from those.
* To work everyone! Or your house is going to be blown to pieces!

Royal guard replacement. The jocks. They're actually really nice people. Just a bit tough.

What's up brother? (And other phrases that hurt me)

* Oh… hi?
* Sorry, I was just wanderin’ around when I saw you come out of there…
* I guess you’re new here then?
* …
* That’s cool.
* What? Scared of little ol' me?
* Gonna be honest, I don’t really care about battling you.
* I pulled another all nighter last night, and I have a headache.
* You're off the hook kiddo, for as long as I can make up excuses.
* I'm also just about the only person who can stand it down here.
* This place is pretty cool, and I don’t wanna leave.
* Just thinking of moving all my furniture is making me tired…
* And of course my friends... would...
* Oh! But, uh….
* Shoot! What was I thinking?
* Oh yeah!
* My sister Eliana is… obsessed, to say the least, with trying to find new kids.
* It's like her addiction.
* So if you see a small girl with the energy of a crack head…
* Oh crap! Here she comes!
* Hide! Quickly!

Self insert sans. I had trouble deciding to put me in Alphys or Sans role. Originally I wasn’t gonna be in it at all, but me and my sister were closest to the sibling dynamic sans and papyrus have. Also I wear hoodies all the time. Yeah it's just a coincidence.

Final version of this song. Finally got the lighthearted, yet socially awkward feel I wanted.

Christian!

* M: Welcome back morons to Munch...!
* C: And Crunch.
* M: We have a wonderful show planned here. Let's meet our special guest!
* ...
* C: Munch, I can't uh... Do this.
* M: What? Why?
* C: You invited the new kid on our show. Didn't I tell you that they're cool?
* M: You did. I really don't care. 
* C: Whatever. I'm out.
* M: Hey hey hey! No, you get back here!
* ...
* D: I'm gonna go with hi-
* M: Oh no you don't. You're helping me run this. Even if I have to use extreme force.
* D: Kink-
* M: Shut up.
* M: Now, I believe it's time we start our show!
* M: Prepare new kid for the ultimate battle!

Munched

* C: Here we are, our most humble abode!
* E: Yeah, yeah, let's just get this over with.
* C: I'll get the video set up. Why don't you two get us some popcorn?
* E: Them too? No, I'm not gonna do it!
* C: Fine fine. Do it yourself.
* C: (go help her please)

movie night/ watch party for our grand celebrities

Movie Night

* Welcome to Pigtons City Market!
* It's uh... not really a market, but we double as a café!
* Care for anything?

Not song replacement. Just grillby's

Cozy Corner

* Look kid, I know you got a long journey ahead of you...
* And I'm sure you've have that feeling of imminent danger too.
* Have you started seeing things?
* Things like talking pigs?
* ...
* I just... I thought I saw one and...
* If you do see one... tell him... I'm sorry.
* ...
* My apologies, I seem to have gotten a bit rambley there.
* Anyways, best of luck to ya. You're gonna need it.
* ...



Yup

Words of Advice

* Howdy there kid! Welcome to town!
* My name’s Carrot! Friendliest guy around!
* It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance!
* …
* What? Never seen a talking Pig before?
* I s’pose nothing's changed up there then, huh?
* I bet your awful confused!
* Well then, guess I’ll show ya how things work down here!

He’s not evil, even if he tries to be.

Unlikely Encounter

* You are a good child.
* That is why it pains me to depart.
* But somewhere deep down, I know you'll be alright.
* No matter what the odds are.

After Battle connection

Oh the Places You'll Go

* Hate.
* Hate is such a strong word.
* I've never felt it for anyone in my life.
* ...
* I really thought you'd change.
* But alas, you've reached an impasse.
* There's no one left here. 
* They all fled.
* Only I remain.
* ...
* Hate.
* Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since you arrived.
* There were so many innocent people that you slaughtered...
* There were so many brave souls that tried to stop you...
* If every one of them felt as much hatred for you, as you did for them...
* All of their hatred combined, could not equal even a fraction of the pure, blinding, agonizing hatred I feel for you in this moment.
* ... 
* I had one job.
* I failed.
* ...
* So guess what?
* I'm not strong enough to kill you.
* I'm not tough enough to survive.
* But I'm not going down without a fight.
-Battle Start-
* It's a win win either way.
* I win, I get my vengeance.
* You win, I get to see them again.
* So c'mon.
* Try and kill me.





Cringy? Yes. It's not even a real battle. I'd barely do any damage, and I'd fall to one hit. The genocide for this Au is more about the others anyway. Not me. I just made it because it's New Years, and I wanted to get something out. 

So here, a 5 min song that in game you'd probably only hear for 1.

MACHINATIONS OF MY MIND

*The wind howls louder as you climb the mountain.
*Only the isolated roam here.

Cliffs

* M: TRIAL ONE: Monkey see monkey do...
* D: Oh for crying out loud.
* M: MONKEY FLING HIS POO AT YOU...
* M: Monkey poo fling you at...

He's an idiot

Monkey See Monkey Do

* Yo what up gang?





not the youtuber
Ive done better but im tiredf

Bryce Up

* Welcome to my humble abode
* Chat, make yourself welcome.


Bryc

Peak Fiction

Yo! (My Cool Theme)

* LISTEN TO THIS PEAK SONG THE GOATED KSI
* ...
* Collectively, the entire underground moans.

Sick of it

* Welcome to PES!
* Our greatest (and only) school!
* Well, it used to be…
* Now it’s our home.
* Follow me, I’ll teach you how to navigate around.
* *spike trap*
* SHI... Sugar!
* That thing scared the fire out of me!
* Oh, it's Monday.
* You see, some genius set up traps to snatch any unwanted outsiders that might wander in…
* Of course none ever did, so they just became redundant.
* And it just so happens, they all reset on Monday…
* It's nothing I haven't handled before, they're just tedious to shut off.

remake

 its aight

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