[FNAF MASHUP_REMIX] AFTON FAMILY MEGA-MASHUP _ JC Mooney.m4a

Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of flying, sleep-centered video game villains; The Phantom, Minecraft’s monster of the night sky, versus Nightmare Buzz, the bad dream boss of the Toy Story video game for SNES and Genesis. Enjoy!

Commander Jacob as Phantom
Mr. Tibbs (Gridline Studios) as Nightmare Buzz

-LYRICS-

Phantom (0:15):
Bad dream? Nah, it’s just this dude’s carelessness
Tag Team tonight’s victim; Swoop! There it is! 
Take away those dollar store Dragon Balls, whatcha Saiyan now?
Don't bother tryna keep your head up, your chin'll weigh it down 
Narcoleptic? Off the checklist. Nah, this creep’s devoured
Coated red like older textures. Wanna piece of our
Mem-brains? Ya get ten scrapes to your chestplate! Say goodnight, dude!
Your defense play’s a pretend laser? I’ll Explain, sir; it’s only going down like you
Homie, we know you ain’t zapping shit 
And if you don’t feel like vanishing
Get under the covers when Phantoms hit
Make a bed you'll forever be napping in 
Making you return to your dreamscape (yuh)
With an even-more-green face (yuh)
Make sure that you’ll sleep great (where’s that?)
Deeper than deepslate
We put the fear in atmosphere for this toy
Watching this space junk drop like a meteoroid! 
Unbreakable. Make a bed rock while we’re up in the clouds
Leaving a Buzz cut; we're number 1 all around

Nightmare Buzz (1:03):
I’m glad you’re done, I’ve never heard such bad flow
In any battle, guess your turn’s just mad slow 
Either way, you’ll be shot down. I sleep on you, you’re knocked out 
I know it’s time to kill you; guess you don’t needa… watch out! 
This sentient Elytra’s dumb. I don’t need to light ‘em up
These Dodgers of a Bright Sky combust without the slightest touch 
But I Imagine that having you in real life’s a must
Gamers playing, staying up this many days and nights is nuts 
I conclude this Phantom Menace is worse, by far 
Even in death, what I drop’s higher than 5 stars 
You’ll hit the ground like Woody’s game over. Brew some ‘brane potions
Throw them, and savor your pain going way slower  
Go ghost like Danny! Green eyeballs? I’ll pop ‘em
Hearing you Phantoms screech is… not an Opera 
On second thought, I take a liking to those high blares
Akin to the screaming kids whose dreams I turn to nightmares

Written, directed, edited, and beat arranged by Commander Jacob
Mixed by Fightmarker
Beat produced by NickChou
Additional instruments by Renraku, Grant Michael, Diaspora, and Sample Magic

Feedback by King Mewtwo, GamingPlush64, RNG, TheBabyBeef, Swizkii, my therapist, Eddiefrb and the spaceship
Shoutout to Cri, Danii, and Eric the Audible

Thanks for listening
-ComJac

Phantom vs Nightmare Buzz | Half-Ass Rap Battles

Cover Art by @TomPuffs

Egomanic as The Max Headroom Hijacker
Box as The Intruder

Lyrics Written by Box & Defta

Audio & Beat Mixed by Cidisswo

Lyrics:

The Intruder:

DON’T WATCH: if you’re not prone from sickness
This Chucks talking bull like Swirsky did! with
another door to the forehead, it's another thing I left rocked
[I'll let myself in] *knock knock knock*
We have no connection, but when its comes to that you’re shitty
It's sick he's not known from the trollpasta Wiki
Wanna see a real mugshot? I would perhaps not
Slim and Shady ass person thinks he’s a rap god

Max Headroom Hijacker:

(*GROANS*) what a FRICKIN nerd!
Oh Jesus I'm getting sick from hearing those words!
Catch the wave, don't try to drown in your own flow!
Cutting you to the “max” because well…. You know…
I’ll riddle you with holes, Edward has a better Enygma (*snorts*)
While you’re left to be forgotten, what do you have, dementia?
Bite me! You’re not a damn thing worth to mention
The government can't find me! Seems I went more to ascension…


The Intruder:

Like ascended to Gabe? Seems kinda shoddy
I only see you fly like [NOW ALERTING “SWAT” TEAM]
Profiteering off big brother? I think I'm hallucinating 
The FBI would be waiting, before you could save face then
Taking off your private eye while I X you out
Individuals or groups have not been apprehended since now!
My series is still appealing, I can’t say the same about you 
Whenever you're brought up, people are like “Doctor Who?”


Max Headroom Hijacker:
Waves should’ve been catched on Stanley, the silly breed 
Took Microsoft Sam here, making people think “He’s coming to get me!”
Luring in victims with other analog tropes? 
Leaving a few more hits when I'm offing a mark! (OH)
Takes more than some doppelgangers to leave me dead, see?
Now you failed into the hands of fricking Jeffrey Epstein 
Leaving this news hater burned…
Since I just made a giant masterpiece for all the greatest newspaper nerds!

The Intruder vs The Max Headroom Hijacker - Cidisswo Rap Battles

[Intro]
Gears hum inside these metal halls
Soft echoes settle through coded calls
Circuits weave where logic enthralls
Twilight sparks, no engine ever stalls

[instrumental hook]

[Verse 1]
They glide as phantoms built to invade
Upgraded instincts never shall fade
Murmurs erased as no hearts atone
Steeled intentions cut to the bone

[Pre-Chorus]
Miracle Planet hums through darkest night
Egg Fortress gleams, feeding their might
Rusted dreams burst in static ignite
Nodes align, no hero in sight

[Chorus]
Brotherhood of Metallix sing their tune
Each echo resounds as if immune
(Yeah yeah yeah!) They chase heroes astray
Shining frames push all hope away

[Post-Chorus]
Chaotix tries, circuits won't implore
Knuckles strikes, no welcoming door
Porker Lewis shivers near their core
Amy Rose waits as tensions soar

[Verse 2]
Robotnik’s nightmares form their phase
Death Egg II shifts in twisting haze
Timelines distort beneath their sign
No alloy cracks this coded design

[Bridge]
Emperor Metallix commands each fate
No pause granted, none hesitate
"Exterminate!" their voices inflate
Through distant loops they recreate

[solo]

[Final Chorus]
Brotherhood of Metallix never slow
Iron wills surge where legends flow
(Whoa!) They twist through each machine day
No trial can force them to decay

[Outro]
Memories flicker, circuits transcend
Cold pathways open, none to amend
Echoes persist as moments bend
Metallic silence makes all suspend

What if AI made a Brotherhood of Metallix song?

slaughter gang shit

Slendytubbies - 3-theme - Song

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1a3JlW6M0pNp23xib6GgBoCFLBHBVSr1NUn7Zi_GGRA8/edit
Snakebite126 as Flowey
GamingPlush64 as Crazy Dave
Written by Legengo, MetaMachine, GamingPlush64 and Rabi
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Beat by InsaneBeatz
Thumbnail by Legengo
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Green Underdogs"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Mad Science"

The Intruder vs The Max Headroom Hijacker - Cidisswo Rap Battles

Cidisswo

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