They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

Damn, dude! How'd you get actually good rhymes with Slenderman

I mean Slenderman's lines were so good he only said two lines and Observer was speechless for the entire battle so the winner seems kinda obvious here

310 MOSHPIT (feat. Braker) Prod. Sparrow

unreleased leak. 
Check out flakk on #SoundCloud
https://on.soundcloud.com/ZV55R8ATSKImKLlN9W

T4'$ (FLAKK FT.Lucious)

Welcome to Rap Battle EXE! Today we have the two masked killers seeking revenge for their loved ones, Jacket versus Jason Voorhees.

Alex The Beast as Jacket
Light as Jason Voorhees

Written by: Evan
Mixed by: Vladimyr P.
Beat by: Hala-X
Cover by: Evan

Jason:
It’s time for an Overkill, as the Father of horror has been awoken.
I'll drill this Cock-head through his skull, nigh his powers be broken
If a Fight’s what you want, then your in for your final Pay Day
Cause you won’t be the first of horny Jocks I’ve brutally slain
Listen Son, just know that I’m Uber in this type of Mortal Kombat
You won’t break these bars like prison, it doesn’t take a God to know that
I’ll Burnout a Hotline, even if your series is abysmal
No more Camping anymore, Jason’s home, clear as Crystal

Jacket:
Let’s put my mask down, it’s been almost 40 years, it’s your time to go
Please exercise caution when testing me, I’ll drown you with my flow 
With all these amateur directors, even Para-mounting, he was sure to fall
Still with the Wrong Number, I’ll X out Jason once and for all
You won’t be taking Miami like Manhattan with all the weapons that I’m packing 
So with how this Brawl goes, I guess Jason lives and dies for slashing
I’ll Mutilate another Midnight Animal, just get the picture
You won't be able to recover, man, I’m taking you to Richard

Jason:  
It seems that you’re Russian victory, cause all the bombs you drop are duds
Better count your 50 Blessings fast, cause this killer murders for blood
Be ready Freddy, I promise my machete’s Pain will be devastating
I’ll make your Fever Dreams finally come true, now don’t leave your girlfriend waiting

Jacket:
I know you like hurting other people, and I don't mean to be rude
But that seems to be pretty apparent after all your game’s reviews, BOOM!
So go back to Hell with you! You’re one more step from getting Burned
I would say cry back to Mommy, but it seems the tides have turned

Jacket VS. Jason Voorhees - Rap Battle EXE

Lyrics/Karaoke/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/19q8owAtPSf-cUfzuQXFx2SGeSTgUZbTGqS1lri6emBU/edit
MetaMachine as Banjo
Freshy Kanal as Kazooie
Elijah as Popo
Azia as Nana
Written by MetaMachine, Dani Frias, B O R K, Rabi, Jade and Gengo the Cannoli King.
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by AaronGPeters
Beat by Kustom
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Nintendo's Alternate All-Stars"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Bare Your Fangs"

Banjo and Kazooie vs. Ice Climbers

Beat by 2Deep

Vladimyr P. as Sonic.exe
Icer as Misfortune.gb 

Mixed and Written by Icer

Lyrics:

Sonic.exe:
In for round two? Then let’s try this again, shall we?
I’m surprised that you truly want to meet the same fate as Sally
And don’t insult my outdatedness, it seems you’ve failed to recall
That although I’m past my prime you were never seen at all
When I rocked the creepypasta scene, it’s clear that all had lost to me
Your death will be repeatedly looped, like your game’s loss’s theme!
And misfortune, really? You must mean like superstition
Because all that I’ve noticed was my friends’ crucifixion!
So sit down, pesky demon, you’re dealing with a rap god
Walking simulator still beats an RPG Maker mod
Slaughter you like animals when you decide to step to me
I’ll send you back to hell and there will be no round three

Misfortune.gb:
So it’s me again, emerging from the depths of Hell
I’m surprised a false god’s against the Devil himself
I would poke fun at your game’s length, but just go back to dormancy
Because in reality, who would play your game in 2020?
But I’m not surprised your lyrics suck
Writing so bad on the wiki you’re a trollpasta
Rhymes lost in time? Know misfortune has befallen it
Your blows are as barren as my ruins - and just as far away from target
Oh I’m sorry, can’t you wedge through these flows? No?
Then “drowned-out” chase music suggests, you need to learn flow!
So bury yourself alive, since you caused this to happen
Bringing hell upon yourself by walking in the wrong cabin...

Sonic.exe vs Misfortune.gb. Icer's 12-12 Battles #6.

In this thrilling third installment of Ciphers of the Unknown, it's a matchup of "playful" proxies fighting to become the supreme being. Who won? That's up for you to decide...

Lyrics and Info: https://docs.google.com/document/d/16spbfi5SWZkRSuCqz36MuP391LGWhIRVJZlhq0isak8/edit?usp=sharing

"Slender Man vs The Observer"? | Ciphers of the Unknown

Alex the Beast as Ẓ̴̮̜͖̞̹̫̼̇̊̆͑͝A̸̭͔̠͎̳̓͊͆̊̒̽̏̈́L̶̮͈͓͖̼̉͝G̴̯̅̓̇̆̏͠ͅO̶̢͚̻͇̪͒̈͋̋̽̆͘͜
IcerM as SiivaGunner
Some guy as CBT Man

Written by IcerM
Mixed by IcerM

Beat by Dansonn

Lyrics:

Ẓ̴̮̜͖̞̹̫̼̇̊̆͑͝A̸̭͔̠͎̳̓͊͆̊̒̽̏̈́L̶̮͈͓͖̼̉͝G̴̯̅̓̇̆̏͠ͅO̶̢͚̻͇̪͒̈͋̋̽̆͘͜:
HE COMES! CHAOTIC EVIL EMBODIED AGAINST A SOUND CLOWN
HOPE YOU LOVED LIFE - FOR AS I STRIKE, I’LL TAKE YOURS DOWN
IN A SIMILAR VESSEL, THERE’S NAUGHT THAT I BELIEVE TO SAY
WOULD HAVE A LASTING IMPACT - FOR YOU’RE LIKELY NOT HERE TO STAY
WHEN I TELL WHAT I TELL YOU WILL RUN OFF IN HORROR
SPITTING TICKETS TO HELL WHEN I’M CAUSING DISORDER
I CAN CAUSE YOUR WHOLE SO-CALLED LORE TO BREAK IN A HEARTBEAT
SO LEAVE NOW, LEST I SHOW YOU WHAT’S NOT TO SEE
YOU’RE NOT A LOT TO ME. I’LL HAVE YOU CROSSED
WITHOUT A QUESTION AS TO WHETHER OR NOT THIS IS LOSS
YOU’RE TAKING SIIVA, GUNNER. I’LL PARALYZE THIS BITCH
WHILE YOU FUCK WITH MEMES ON THE WEB I’LL BE TERRORIZING IT

SiivaGunner:
Damn, I knew you’d be pissy, but that’s left me in awe
How about seven chill pills? One for each jaw
There’s so little known about you I’ve found nothing, study as I might
Even Jschlatt can’t hold a candle to that funny mic
I’m the Grand Dad of grab bags with high quality raps, that
If you think you can battle, then listen here, you’re just damn mad
So level with the reality that your puppets are the same
And go walk your fucking staircase back down from whence you came

Ẓ̴̮̜͖̞̹̫̼̇̊̆͑͝A̸̭͔̠͎̳̓͊͆̊̒̽̏̈́L̶̮͈͓͖̼̉͝G̴̯̅̓̇̆̏͠ͅO̶̢͚̻͇̪͒̈͋̋̽̆͘͜:
YOU CAN UTTER ALL THOSE LIES AND CLAIM THEY’RE NOT GETTING OLD
WHEN YOU STOP TREATING MY HIGHER VESSELS AS COMEDY GOLD
YOU’LL NEVER COMPREHEND A METHOD TO WIN, TRY AS YOU MIGHT
RIPS FROM JUST AS MANY GAMES AS TIMES I’VE PLAYED YOU IN THIS FIGHT

SiivaGunner:
Can’t read any of your babble but a couple of shit rhymes
But I’ll mutilate it further - multiple uploads at a time!
HE COMES at the sight of a certain cat, I know you would man
So I’m keen to give you the axe, like you were Wood, Man!
And with those caverns in your skulls, gushing reddened dyes
Just take pages from Cthulhu and go fucking rest your eyes
It’s been many many years, and people are still subscribing
And to put that in perspective, cult activity’s declining

Ẓ̴̮̜͖̞̹̫̼̇̊̆͑͝A̸̭͔̠͎̳̓͊͆̊̒̽̏̈́L̶̮͈͓͖̼̉͝G̴̯̅̓̇̆̏͠ͅO̶̢͚̻͇̪͒̈͋̋̽̆͘͜:
YOU THINK YOU’RE CAUSING DAMAGE WITH YOUR VILE RHYMES? YOU’RE FUCKING WRONG
I’M NOT BEING RIPPED INTO BY THE MINDS BEHIND BIG CHUNGUS’ SONG
WHY AM I EVEN PIT AGAINST A SHITPOST ACCOUNT
WHEN YOU SIMPLY LET YOUR FANBASE DO THE WORK THEN REAP YOUR CLOUT
THEY WOULD ALL BE BETTER OFF ATTEMPTING MUSIC FOR A ROM HACK
I GIVE LIFEBLOOD TO WHAT'S FICTIONAL. YOU MIDI-SLAP THE NUTSHACK
SO NO TURNING BACK. YOU'VE ALREADY MADE YOUR DECISION
SPENDING THE REST OF YOUR DAYS WITHIN COPYRIGHT STRIKE PRISON

SiivaGunner:
Call you chaotic? Please! You wouldn’t last one minute where I fare
I know you love destruction, so how’s this for Your Best Nightmare?
And we all know your sadomasochism’s unprecedented!
If it weren’t for risk of CBT I’d see to it you’re ended
You’ve got a bubble more claustrophobic than meme culture you battle in
ZALGO be like “I’m charged guilty of several Rap Battle Sins”
So this is my Magnum opus, after God knows how long
Insert stupid-ass finisher, something something, ZALGONE!

ZALGO vs SiivaGunner. Rap Battle!

LYRICS 

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IFxWiWDrXj3XxGluxvStjCPF8Z-rqinNu9JTOK-NYsU/edit?usp=sharing

CREDITS

Vladimyr P. as Red
https://soundcloud.com/vladimyr-p
Lexi M. as Charizard
https://soundcloud.com/user-650786333-593076861
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJL1qAbDorCjlhGYQ
Light as Venasaur
https://soundcloud.com/ducky808
Raichous as Blastoise
https://soundcloud.com/kingraichous

Rabi As Kris
garbageGothic as Susie
https://soundcloud.com/garbagegothic
Tuna as Ralsei
https://soundcloud.com/tunattic
GamingPlush64 as Lancer
https://soundcloud.com/gamingplush64
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtWX7jJ5lodM_poQuXMTqjQ

Written by Rabi, B O R K, & GamingPlush64
https://soundcloud.com/borkrulesok
Mixed by Light
Beat by Dansonn
Thumbnail by Rabi

Red vs. Kris - Rap Battle

This was our submission into CBRB's 48 hour challenge. Hope you all enjoyed it. 

Jay Gatsby - JustGamer
Tommy Wiseau - Adam

Jay Gatsby Verse 1
I'm surprised a man like you would partake in spitting disses
Old sport, I thought slapping crap together was supposed to be MY business
My plot is twice as complex and it has less than half the pages
Your time as a meme is over, but I’ve stayed relevant for ages
You act like a clown on and off screen, a joker’s got me curious
This half speed bootleg human being will be screaming, “Wiseau serious!”
I'm an American novel icon, you can't attain the status of the Great
I'll make you leave this country, getting beat like it's a drug raid


Tommy Wiseau Verse 1
You are big drama queen, so I am going to tell you something 
All you had to say was “I did not hit her!” You big dummy! (Hahaha)
I used my money to make art you could never achieve
You got your money by making boots that were cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap 
I’m beloved by all the internet, your own love betrayed you
Only time you'd get a following is when George is chasing you
When it comes to crimes, drawing lines, I think you are amateur 
And you clean up Daisy’s mess, no wonder you are janitor (hahaha)


Jay Gatsby Verse 2
I get why you’re “The Disaster Artist” with that display you've given us
How is it that you’re praised as the face for bootleg cinemas?
Don't talk about hit and runs, you've got trouble of your own sir
When the Room was your only success, now you've got Foreclosure 
My story’s esteemed, receiving high marks from all my readers
You're known for sleazy nerds screaming “Oh hi Mark” in the theater 
Want more chances as director? Keep reaching for that green light
I'm a veteran, dropping bombs better than you ever did on the mic


Tommy Wiseau Verse 2
You are on Tommy Wi-show! And now I will explain
You need to stop giving smart readers like me brain pain
I will gat Gatz and leave scene like it was hit and run
You fought in World War but I fire shots like I am Tommy gun
Let’s make this like the Titanic, I’ll be drowning you with my flow
Press F for Fitzgerald, his big creation really blows 
I am still making money from my big box office “bomb”
And I’ve make it Buch-canon, that Jay always loses to a Tom

Tommy Wiseau Vs Jay Gatsby - 48 Hour Challenge - Discord Rap Battles

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/u/1/d/1qwRu6ZbBSI23S6UX_y7b24pC6OxeTit-bKVsnsvZln4/edit
Snakebite126 as Little Mac
Alex M. as Izuku Midoriya
MetaMachine as Doc Louis (cameo)
Written by MetaMachine, Raichous, Kamren the Person, GamingPlush64, FyxFynn and Adam.
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat by Hollywood Legend Productions
Thumbnail by Rabi
Hint for Meta's next battle: "Self-Reflections"
Hint for Gengo's next battle: "Mad Science"

Little Mac vs. Izuku Midoriya

Booster Gold: Seth
Skeets: Raichous
Kang the Conqueror: Titanium1208
Written by: Jenni No Mercy, Titanium1208, Seth W, Freshy Kanal, Jay

Cover art by Fightmarker

Not to worry citizens, I’m faced off with a loser
Who should know to Conquer the Gold, you’re gonna need a Booster!
With rhymes so bright, I gotta keep my shades on
Skeets:
This Kang looks as if he was coloured in with crayons
Booster:
Skeets, give me the rundown (His skill is non-existant)
No wonder this “tyrant” asks his enemies for assistance (True!)
Namesake richer than Richards, the decay of decades bent to me
But you should know it, (coming from the 31st century)
You have no rapping room, you LEGO headed goon
Your entire schtick’s ripped off from Doctor Doom
And here I was, thinking that my buddy Ted was the blue bug
Steer clear of the Scarlet, head back to the Fuchsia

Kang: 
In these strange circumstances, it's hard for me to swallow
That I’m challenged by a foolish Time-Warping Johnny Bravo!
I’m taking over whole worlds, expanding my dominion
You’re draped in blue with yellow too, and goggles, you’re a Minion!
Now, your pure jock stupidity does have me intrigued
of how a moron could shoe horn his way into the Justice League
With a mind of my intellect, there's no way to compete
Of course your rhymes are shit when you’re relying on Skeets!
This confidence of yours in spitting syllables is absurd
When your name was created from you stumbling over words
Always chasing fame, jumping round from squad to squad
I’m winning this gamble, don’t you go fixing the odds

Booster:
I couldn’t lose this one on purpose even if I wanted ta’
You’re falling faster than you were Fantastic floored as Rama-Tut
You wanna talk jumping? Let’s have a look at you
Kang is hopping timelines like a bloody Kangaroo! (Croikey!)
And y’know what gets me more than your death in Secret Wars?
This dude took his own life tryna measure dicks with Thor (Ooh!)
I thought my ego was big, (but you are forever thirsty)
I’ll talk to your council and find a Kang more worthy!
Though almost every other version too deserves to be trashed
Cause you went and screwed up time even worse than the Flash (Burn!)
How am I supposed to be convinced that you’re trying
When you can’t take over planets unless they’re already dying?

Kang:
Was that a script for your commercial? It lacked charm.
The realest thing about you is a robotic arm
No matter the timeline, you fail at every moment
I'm inspired! Every single thing you've earned you’ve stolen!
Never has a tale or story left me more bored
Than that buddy-cop gimmick you’ve been spinning with Kord
You suck the life and fun away from all that you’ve controlled
You’re no Supernova - only a black hole!
Making deals with Monarch just to stop your feeling feeble
Yet you turn to me and preach that I’m the one who’s evil?
Your disses were all missing as if written by your father
Bitch - I Kang. I saw. I conquered.

Booster Gold VS Kang the Conqueror - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 11

A Rap Battle Series created by Michael / Stark Media and Fightmarker in 2019.

YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_s_RlYDleWctuk24wWB_FQ

It's crew consists of:
-VGhlIEZhY2UsIE5vdCBBIERlbW9u
-Michael / Stark Media
-[REDACTED]
-Vladimyr P.
-Trakked
-Fightmarker
-GamingPlush64
-[REDACTED]
-[REDACTED]
-Rabi
-Snakebite126
-MetaMachine
-Mason G.
-[REDACTED]
-Nick
-Jake S.

The series will include cryptids and other horror-related characters in media. More battles on the way...

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