Backstory:
Mom sent me a text from Tenerife on April Fools asking how everyone was getting on. So I sent one back saying all was fine but had she lent her car keys to someone cuz I had come home and found the car, keys and Deirdre gone and the front door was left ajar.
Basically it goes from that to Mom ringing Deirdre, then ringing me to get a locksmiths down as well as the guards and eircom phonewatch. Few hours later after trying to get one of the lads to do it I eventually had to try and pull off a culshie accent. Result is above :)

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