Some new or reworked tracks that'll be finished at some point. Consider this a promo for Prosimian.

Funko Pop

Mystry of Mr. Me

Tracks 2, 15, and 17 taken from Prosimian Vol. 1 & 2
FULL RELEASE AVAILABLE THROUGH BANDCAMP AND MOST STREAMING SERVICES*
*give it a couple more days they're busy people

Point and click
Add to your cart
Fill up your heart
With retail therapy

Search and browse
Compare the price
This is your life
On retail therapy

Sit
And wait
And wait
And wait
Now I'm bored
Back to retail therapy

Empty your bank
Your life is wank
But Wish™ is dank
....Retail therapy

New gifts everyday
Now your life's great
What do you say?
to retail therapy?

Sit
And wait
And wait
And wait
...
All day

Just wait for your package
Sit by the door all day
And then the postman
Will come take away all your pain
With a brown box
Of something cheap and mundane
Put it on your shelf
And go waste some more money
Go waste some more money

Prosimian Vol.1 & 2

Retail Therapy

Tracks 2, 15, and 17 taken from Prosimian Vol. 1 & 2
FULL RELEASE AVAILABLE THROUGH BANDCAMP AND MOST STREAMING SERVICES*
*give it a couple more days they're busy people

I have spiders living under my skin
Refer your questions to the spiders within
Several dozen live in my ears
They whisper sweet nothings to conquer my fears of

SPIDORS
Don't fear the
SPIDORS
Don't fear the

I give up my autonomy 
In favour of a spider economy
The spiders demand that I make some noise
And so I don't go out, I don't see the boys

I sit inside every day
To make sure that the spiders have a place to stay
People might think I am out of my mind
The truth is that the spiders are incredibly kind

Now the spiders are in my brain

SPIDOR

Tracks 2, 15, and 17 taken from Prosimian Vol. 1 & 2
FULL RELEASE AVAILABLE THROUGH BANDCAMP AND MOST STREAMING SERVICES

I'm selling my soul on eBay
For $12.99
Plus shipping and handling fees

This item is used
And in fair condition
Please contact me
Willing to negotiate trades

Cha-ching!
I'm selling a spleen for a buck fifteen
You'd be mad to think twice
Cha-ching!
I'm selling every single part of me
For a reasonable price
Cha-ching!
My fingers and ears and my nose and teeth
And one of my eyes
Cha-ching!
I'm selling every single part of me
For a reasonable price

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Instrumentsals taken from the MMXXII Demo.
Recorded over the course of 5 days in March on a Yamaha MT3X 4-track recorder
FULL RELEASE ONLY AVAILABLE VIA BANDCAMP

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