I was just in a Voiceover workshop that asked us to write a rant we'd record in class (meant to give us an 'emotional pre-life' for some commercial copy).

The Costco Exercise

If the threat of fines doesn't grab people's attention, how about a sprinkling jingle or two...?

Talking Lawn Sprinkler Blues - Jul 22:15 - Clay Strums The Headlines

A love song for the famous Lions Gate Bridge scar

Can You Feel The Bump Tonight - Aug 24:15 - Clay Strums The Headlines

Please resist the urge to refer to this as a "member of Parliament"

I Just Pee - Sep 8:15 - Clay Strums The Headlines

Look at this photograph .... on my Galaxy S5

Nickelback's Instagram - Sep 14:15 - Clay Strums The Headlines

Just picture Elizabeth May with a banjo on a lilypad.

It's Not That Easy Debating Greens - Sep 21:15 - Clay Strums The Headlines

Lady Antebellum thumb their nose at Translink

Compass Card - Oct 5:15 - Clay Strums The Headlines

The er, 'reimagined' Alan Jackson song you'll be forced to sing if they toll every bridge in the Lower Mainland

Toll Toll Fees - Nov 3, 2015 - Clay Strums The Headlines

For everyone who feels a little abused by Canada's mobile providers...

Here's A Quarter - Jan 29/16 - Clay Strums The Headlines

Vancouver's 4-20 celebration is moving, and Blake Shelton has the perfect theme song

Clay St. Thomas