A totally ludicrous story song, told in 100% authentic trucker slang, about a trucker who bribes a weigh-station attendant with disastrous results.

Chord progression and opening riffs by written Drew Young. Melody and lyrics by Clay. recording by Clay.

cattle on the road

In which I attempt to write and record a schmaltzy love ballad in less than an hour without waking up the baby who is napping in the next room. Sort of a mellow, pseudo-brazillian, jazzy sound. Acoustic guitar and voice.

And So We Meet Again

With co-songwriter Drew Young

it's about getting lost, literally and metaphorically, in the suburbs.

This was a basic demo recording, not originally intended for the public. and yet, here we are.

On this recording, Drew on rhythm guitar, Clay on lead and bass.

Lofi Originals roughs

Bad Neighborhood

You Must Die (comedy)

A fun, silly song about the worlds most popular legal psychoactive stimulant.

The reason why I added They Might Be Giants as a tag, is that every time I play this for someone, they tell me it sounds like a TMBG song. Just to be clear, it is not. I wrote it. But I do understand why it makes people think of TMBG, and I take it as a complement.

Caffeine

An update to a song I wrote a while back. Some new verses, an a cappella format, and probably too many forced rhymes. 

Chew And Swallow

Top of the Stairs

Mashup: Lady Gaga's "Beautiful, Dirty, Rich" and Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy"



Beautiful, Dirty, Rich and Crazy -- Lady Gaga Gnarles Barkley mashup

Blue Christmas, by Billy Hayes and Jay Johnson
White Christmas, by Irving Berlin
Arrangement inspired by "Holiday Schmedley" by 16 Feet
Performed by Clay Walton-Hadlock

Blue Christmas White Christmas

Rainbow Connection (cover)

A song about death. And why it doesn't really suck that much.

When you die

messing around with a drum machine, extended jam.

Random and Rough

Sprinkles

Either I'm an acupuncturist moonlighting as a songwriter, or a songwriter moonlighting as an acupuncturist.

Everything on here is my solo work. I'm also in the band LoFi Lowdown.

Clay Walton-Hadlock

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