"You're pretty, all of you are very pretty..."

The 1982 slasher classic "The Slumber Party Massacre" follows a group of teenagers being followed, terrorized, and brutally murdered by a deranged killer with a 12 inch drill. Not much is known about the killer, in fact he's probably one of the most generic killers to come out of early 80's slashers, however his weapon of choice was enough to make a impression on me. Now this movie is not nearly as scary as I'm sure it was when it was first released 39 years ago, however I wanted to capture the atmosphere that the movie gives off today in 2021. A fun, campy, slasher full of all the clichés we love from the genre; boobs, guts, and doomed teenagers. It won't leave you shitting your pants but pull up to a friend's house with a case of beer, some weed and sit back and enjoy the good times laughing at all the ridiculous decisions that are made in this movie. So grab your pizza and power drills and headbang to Valentine Bluffs newest single "Slumber Party Massacre" 

Lyrics: 
You’ll bring the pizza
I’ll bring the drill
I heard this slumber party was gonna be a thrill

Two eyes from the outside are looking
Little do they know that I’m stalking
I’m watching

Tell yourself it’s a noise
Tell yourself it’s nothing
Tell yourself you’ll be ok

The pizza boy takes a step out
I go and drill his eyes out
This is my way to make you find out...
I’m here

I know I wasn’t invited
But I get so excited
The thought of murder makes me delighted

I just want you

She’s next on my list
But I have one wish
To give you girls a dying kiss
To give you girls one dying kiss

This time it will be your last thrill

I see you run
I see you hide
It wont stop me drilling your insides

It takes a lot of love to

Please don’t run
You’ll only make it worse

Slumber Party Massacre - Single (prod. Madatracker)

Who doesn't love Hellraiser? Recorded in my closet two summers ago. Was hyped for this one. Short, simple. and brutal. I like to think pinhead would be proud. 

Prod. IOF

Lyrics:
Inch by inch
New skin will form
With every new corpse

Open the box
Straight to hell
Oh soon you’ll find out

The pleasure your seeking
Comes with a cost

No Tears, Please. It's a Waste of Good Suffering! - Single

No Tears, Please. It's a Waste of Good Suffering! (prod. IOF)

This little project right here is what started it all. Recorded in my bedroom in the winter of 2020, I found myself completely obsessed with the 1981 slasher film "My Bloody Valentine". Inspired by bands like killwhitneydead. and Dr. Acula, I knew I wanted to make a ep capturing the story of the film in a concept album. 

I wrote many songs, 6 to be exact (which is a lot for my adhd) but these are the songs that made the cut. I recorded this before having proper equipment or really knowing what I was doing. They're rough. they're imperfect, and they're angry. Kinda like the movie lol. 

To anyone who listens to every song I wanna say THANK YOU, countless hours of my life went into to this specific project and I learned so much from it. I'm sure this will change but as I type this in 2023 I can say this is still my favorite project I've worked on. I hope you enjoy and maybe check out the movie if you haven't. Thank you.

Lyrics:
Run Run my Sweet valentine
Tonight is your last night alive

Oh Darling you’re trapped in here with me

run run you can only go so fast
run run tonight will be your last

you will regret coming to the mine
what you don’t realize
is that tonight is mine to kill n slay
oh baby you’re looking great

I already ripped out the heart of your friend
I just need one more for my collection

I always thought this mine would be our graves
With you darling they’ll be blood covered caves

I only said one thing

There will be no parties but you didn’t listen

I will rip every heart out of this party and stuff them in a heart shaped box

You gasp for air
You struggle to breathe
You’ll never forget the horror underneath this fucking town on this bloody 14th
I’ll keep you’re corpse close to me

Don’t you know where you are?
Don’t you know who I am?
I’m the miner
I haunt this town

Take heed
Take heed baby
You better listen to me

Take heed
Oh god
Whatever you do don’t celebrate the 14th

The Little Town With a Big Heart - EP

Sarah, Be My Bloody Valentine (prod. Anders)

This little project right here is what started it all. Recorded in my bedroom in the winter of 2020, I found myself completely obsessed with the 1981 slasher film "My Bloody Valentine". Inspired by bands like killwhitneydead. and Dr. Acula, I knew I wanted to make a ep capturing the story of the film in a concept album. 

I wrote many songs, 6 to be exact (which is a lot for my adhd) but these are the songs that made the cut. I recorded this before having proper equipment or really knowing what I was doing. They're rough. they're imperfect, and they're angry. Kinda like the movie lol. 

To anyone who listens to every song I wanna say THANK YOU, countless hours of my life went into to this specific project and I learned so much from it. I'm sure this will change but as I type this in 2023 I can say this is still my favorite project I've worked on. I hope you enjoy and maybe check out the movie if you haven't. Thank you.

Lyrics:
Oh sheriff,
I ripped the hearts of their chests
it was a bloody mess

Oh sheriff,
tell me
does it haunt you to know
how many deaths will be on your hands

you could’ve saved them?

What Damn Party? (prod. LUWR)

This little project right here is what started it all. Recorded in my bedroom in the winter of 2020, I found myself completely obsessed with the 1981 slasher film "My Bloody Valentine". Inspired by bands like killwhitneydead. and Dr. Acula, I knew I wanted to make a ep capturing the story of the film in a concept album. 

I wrote many songs, 6 to be exact (which is a lot for my adhd) but these are the songs that made the cut. I recorded this before having proper equipment or really knowing what I was doing. They're rough. they're imperfect, and they're angry. Kinda like the movie lol. 

To anyone who listens to every song I wanna say THANK YOU, countless hours of my life went into to this specific project and I learned so much from it. I'm sure this will change but as I type this in 2023 I can say this is still my favorite project I've worked on. I hope you enjoy and maybe check out the movie if you haven't. Thank you.

Lyrics:
I will rip every heart out of of this town
and stuff them in a heart shaped box

They will pay 
They left us
They left me

abandoned down below
and insanity followed

abandoned down below
and organs swallowed

abandoned down below
and carcasses hollowed

I see the red hearts
thru the dark

embracing anger
my pick axe sharp

the ones who left us
both missing hearts

I ripped them out
just pieces to my art

I walk around
this forsaken town

Looking for a pair lovers now
unaware to my sadistic prowl

I’ll kill them while they’re making out

Betrayed, alone, I watch the corpses rot

Im not sick
You’re the ones who pushed me to this

I’m passing thru
thru word and mouth

I’m attacking you
and you’re lover now

you’re guts spew
on you’re sacred gown 

killing spree for me
massacre for this town 

no one’ll miss you
corpse torn to two
Bury you underground

Tale Of Harry Warden/One is Dead, and So Are You! (prod. Hanislip 777 &  LUWR)

Spent a week of my life researching for the lyrics of this song, was originally gonna be a concept EP but I got burnt out writing about the zodiac. I did love this song though, came together really easily and the artwork was a ton of fun to make in photoshop.

Prod. Anders

Lyrics:
They say I’m sick, oh I'm so tired of it
I sent a letter,
Did you receive it?

This sleepy town wasn’t ready
for my 1st murder
at that lovers lane   

the male victim was shot in the ear
the girl was found on her face

One .22 casing was found right by the scene
You ever wondered how she ended up 20 feet away?

Lake Hermon Rd became a double 187 

They didn’t notice when I came back for the 2nd time
On that July night in 69

I’m not crazy
I'm just collecting

I’ll have slaves for the afterlife
They’ll serve me in paradise

What do you know you fucking freak?
I’ll show you what I think

I’ll write a letter for every crime
Every single time that I take a life
You’ll see me on every news headline

This is the zodiac speaking

The male victim fell out of the back of the car
The female tried to run but she didn’t get far

I called the police from a 76 on Tuolmne st

Oh, did you find the bodies?

I know she had some real blue eyes

Zodiac (prod. Anders)

Horror/Slasher inspired metal vocalist

Music to a horror movie

Slumber Party Massacre - Single (prod. Madatracker)

Valentine Bluffs

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