A dock at night. Lots of lights, but misty. Could be haunted??

Dockside

If any of you were starting to worry where the heck I went, don't, I'm here and always as good as I've always been, just been busy with staying alive in this demandy-pants world.

Stay tuned...

The Melee-Chan vector in the cover was used with Afkrobot's template, which is found here(http://sta.sh/0kfzxb4n38o). The background is made by PonyBerserker on Deviantart, which is found here(http://www.deviantart.com/art/The-Everfree-Forest-background-VECTOR-348269973)

I'm not gone, I'm just lost

A place where people struggle to keep hope burning bright.

Snowy Peak

It was recorded between Xmas and New Year. It was meant to go out before New Year. It didn't. It's here now though! A brand new "informal" off brand episode of CheapShow where Eli, Paul and Ash get to just talk their heads off. In this random stroll through the minds of the Cheap Chaps... Ash explains what "NerfGate" was all about. We discover the wonders of the Gooch. Eli gives us a noodle update, tells us of a altercation with a bus driver and also offers up a mini Tales from the Dancefloor! Meanwhile, Paul gets slanderous and tries to find fun out of Auto Correct rudeness. Also. Eli loses his mind. Again.
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Ep 63: HoP 8 The Gooch

What's popular in podcasts these days? Murder, right? So Paul & Eli decide to jump on that "True Crime" bandwagon and find a story about a cheap serial killer. It does not go well and Eli is not impressed. In fact, Eli is not impressed much in this episode. He is let down by Tales from the Shop Floor. He is upset about the Cheap Eats selection and he is especially not happy about Paul... Who won't stop eating a sandwich. In fact, on reflection, this may be less a CheapShow episode and more of therapy session between two angry, tired men who have decided to record a podcast much later in the evening than they should ever attempt again. This podcast is a public record of this event.
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Ep 65: Murder or Ice Cream?

Well, this turned out to be a big one! It's the episode that sees us tasting the most disgusting thing ever to pass our lips. It's also the episode where Eli delivers a brand new "Top 3", we find out what horror lurks at the bottom of the "bag of bags", the cheap chaps discover a most unusual flavour of potato crisps, debate whether you can live off food pills stuck up your arse and try out some infamous "high alcohol" cheap lager. Things get very heated in another bout of Board Game play time and we also invent the cruelest place in the world to eat.
It's CheapShow: unnecessarily bigger, longer and uncooked!
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Ep 66: Bottom Sniffer

The episode that nearly wasn't! But we rescued it!
It's been a long time coming, but finally, Paul & Eli begin to put together their long awaited "League of Snacks" has begun to curate it's collection of snacks and crisps for review. It will be the most important thing of all time ever! 
Where will your favourite snack end up ranked?
But before all that, it's the usual CheapShow madness... We have more weird and wonderful Tales from the Shopfloor, Paul challenges Eli to a devious round of The Price of Shite, we cram in an Off Brand/Brand Off and instantly regret buying so much mayonnaise. Finally, Paul opens up the doors to his Froth Shop and treats Eli to a whole host of cheap and cheerful candies... as long as Eli promises to stop creating any more stupid, awful new characters! 

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Ep 68: The League of Snacks

"Can I have a vowel please Carol?"
And with those immortal words, CheapShow dives into another TV show board game classic as the cheap chaps play a round or two of Countdown! One that doesn't go according to someone's very particular plans!
Before all that though, there are many things to enjoy first! Marvel as Paul & Eli discuss the bliss of owning a Generation Game toy! Fear their chat on being a superhero with an erection problem. Howl at the moments where Paul gets to slap his co-host. Buckle up and get ready for more shocking Tales from the Shop Floor... And finally, bow your heads in respect at the altar of The League of Snacks as we add three more snacks to this most sacred of leagues!

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Ep 72: Spunky Bun

Noel Edmonds. 
The man, the myth, the beard. Is he a talented, misunderstood, everyman of the entertainment world? Or just a mad, desperate lunatic who feels he should be considerably more famous? You decide... As we finally tackle the topic that's been hanging over us for so long.
In this episode, Paul & Eli look at Noel's beginnings, read a rather crap interview with Noel from a 1975 Top of the Pops annual and then throw themselves into Crinkly Bottom... Kinda... they play the Noel's House Party board game... and end up with tired out wrists!
But then... why is this Part One? Is there more to come in the future?
Sadly, there may have to be...

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Ep 82: The History of the Noel: Part One

An attempt to make sort of weird off-kilter post-90s sampler-heavy music like the kind used in ENA - Extinction Party, just to see if I could do it.

I was trying to make something which sounded like Graham Kartna or Oliver Buckland but my extremely extremely strong upbringing in Magic Schoolbus Games probably coloured the sound a lot. There's probably some American McGee's Alice in there, and a tiny bit of the NiGHTs series.

Also if you really want authenticity: here it is, as a μ-law–encoded 8-bit mono wave file, just like MS Kids® would've wanted it. 

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Ie8f8_mqin9Nlz4HGTWRCjNI2OF8M1Gq/view?usp=sharing

Direct Lounge (ENAwave)

This song is now officially done. Shoot me if I go back and edit it again.

Less weird sampler edutainment stuff and more late ps1 stuff now. Video's coming but it's bigger than the first one, and I got a freelance gig which is taking up some time.

I'd make a version of this song where it's a .PSF file except I can't imagine how I'd even get started. Was it just like old .MOD sequencer stuff or what? If I could even get the technical specs of how the songs were assembled I might be able to put together a facsimile of some kind.

I'm not gone, I'm just lost

Melee-Chan

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