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Matthew as Muscle Man & Hi Five Ghost
Zawesome as Brody Foxx

Lyrics:
Muscle Man:
Oh no, bro! I’m against Family Guy’s Joe’s clone, bro!
‘Cept this guy just repeats the same old jokes, bro
Hi Five Ghost:
But you do the same thing, though
Muscle Man:
Yeah, well shut up! I’m way better than this blonde dodo, yo!
Your YouTube channel is stank
It’s like fat mama farted in the audience’s face
Uploading 24/7 begging for that cheese
Yo channel so old, you’re now a dead Animeme
Meanwhile, my show’s still respected even after a whole decade
Paved the way for CN to be brought to its next golden age
But we knew to let go just like Pops; stopped with an enormous bang
While you keep hopping on every band wagon to fill up your bank
That's not dank, it's sickening! Is this a prank? I’m not getting it
You’re about to leave this like your gay joke, later regretting it
Now I don’t mean to sound homophobic with this last diss
Your victory’s like Joe Mama; doesn’t exist

Brody Foxx:
Was that an open mic performance? You left the crowd silent
I can see through your shit lines - did your friend write ‘em?
Let’s give a refresher to the fans after those turd words
Love Yo Mama? Be sure to like this first verse!
Brody Foxx is not the only boss who could never try to bare you like Goldilocks
You annoy me lots, bitch you’re only talk while my flowing rocks against this moldy blob
I mean Jesus! You used to be like me - a bodybuilding genius
But then you’ve evolved into the first male with green tits!
Working in a boring park with some weird dudes all day
You and your wife look like you’d be Shrek’s offspring
Yo mama so fat! I left that bitch torn up
In my bed last night and put that shit on PornHub
I hung out with Avicii and flushed down baby Keem
Basically, I’m amazing, you should envy me

Muscle Man:
Yeah right! No one wants to be as dumb as you, dawg!
You think the world is flat ‘cause it reflects how low your humor’s gone
You’re a body shaming, ableist, egotistical, racist, sex-driven, lying asshole, and a misogynist!
So thank god your channel’s starting to bomb
You know who else is sick of your content? My mom!

Brody Foxx:
You can’t shut the Foxx up, you squealing hunk of fuck
That B.O. makes me wish I was the one who got skunked
It's like you filled your whole track with dirt like the Crash Pit
While the heat I spit burns the other third of your ass
It's over now, Mitch, I gotta get back to working out unlike you do anymore, so best hussle, lad
On behalf of Team Brody, I wish you good luck healing from my savage attack, unlike Muscle Dad

Written by: Matthew
Additional Help from: Commander Jacob and Zawesome
Mixed & Mastered by: Jacob
Produced by: Diamond Style Productions

Brody Foxx vs Muscle Man. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Bonus Battle.

Alexander Hamilton:
How does a master, orphan, science-fiction samurai
Become the biggest sell-out in a billion dollar franchise
Damn right, you’re quite the high talker, Skywalker.
But I’ll beat you in double, son, I am your founding father.
You used to be the coolest, saved the galaxy from trouble
But then you became a burnout, just like your aunt and uncle!
Scattered in your tattered robes while I’m ranking in the high courts
Unless your goal's to bore me, what exactly do you fight for
He comes to spit, although, of which I have dismissed, sir
He thinks that he’s the shit and that he’s hit with what he’s dissed, sir
I know our family’s are both of our passions
But you just wanna take your sister to the room where it happens
 
Luke Skywalker: 
We both had big battles that brought us to our acclaim
But when it comes to duels, you got that Stormtrooper aim
Hamill's hamming on Hamilton, you couldn't hold a candlestick
Your wife already burned you for me; Alexander Anakin
This battle - man, I’m owning it! The Force - man, I’m honing it!
When I took my shot, I got the Death Star exploding, it's 
Quite hopeless, prick. 
Your only motivation’s to be famous? Shit,
I’ll leave you whipped, like every single slave you shipped

Alexander Hamilton:
Go squeeze some breast milk, here's something to raise a glass for:
We both had music specials, ..wait, that's right, George trashed your's.
No amount of ticket sales could match my Tonys
Should be calling me Best Picture because you would never own me!
I’m decking a jester, a mess your director had oughta rewrite to correct
We’re not equals, I’m the USA prequel, 
and that’s something my fans would never forget
You’re Disney’s bitch, I’m the brains behind Moana
Got private shows for White House folks and features with Obama
Your legacy became some losers living with their mommas
Spewing racist drama, giving child actors trauma!
 
Luke Skywalker: 
You made the New York Shitpost on politics across the world?
You’re the AP US History version of Gossip Girl
You still piss in a pot, I’ve got a space fleet saving planets
What could you possibly do to me? Raise my taxes?
So let’s wrap it up, your aims and plans are making zero progress
But no wonder, since you got lost following your political compass
I mean you let your son get killed, you made an enemy of Jefferson
You’re picking fights on your own side and shit talking your president
Your history’s a hurricane, what I find most depressing is
this lawyers’ ‘legacy’s’ confined to lift unlawful dresses 
Scandals left your life in shambles, you died in a helpless state
I don’t need the Force to make Washington turn in his grave.

Alexander Hamilton vs. Luke Skywalker - Rap Battle!

Alexander Hamilton vs. Luke Skywalker - Rap Battle! (REMASTER)

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1u8vnV5fI_Gg7sXa7LbxqI3EO0-MW0UXhKfrdCjN6YXs/edit?usp=sharing

Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal and Glitchdude

Production by Epistra, Freshy Kanal, Glitchdude and ENNWAY!

Rappers:
EricTheAudible
ENNWAY!
Jofinity
Shimario/Rap Battle Brawl
Psytube
Freshy Kanal
Snakebite126
Danii

Minecraft Hostile Mob Rap Cypher || Ft. Freshy Kanal, ENNWAY! & More

MODOK Vs Melvin Sneedly - Marvel Vs Anything

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Zack as Bart Simpson
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Fel as Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski
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Lyrics:
Bart:
I spend a lot of time hanging around a lard of fat like you cartman
its not smart, man; facing off with bart man
this racist tasteless prick battling me is just absurd
don’t have a cow man, looks like you ate the whole herd
soon this racoon will be more dead than his humour is 
fart jokes are all that matters to this deranged obese lunatic 
and your highest form of comedy is terrance and phillips
do you want your ass kicked, the Simpsons already did it

Cartman:
ARGH! IM NOT FAT, IM JUST BIG BONED!
I’m about to drag your ass out just like your show!
Respect my authority, El Farto you’re fucking done
you’re more of a big fat bitch than kyle’s mom!
go go Jo jo, and fucking cancel out
so you can go back home and have alone time with Milhouse
Go make me some pie you glorified beer stool
What I’m trying to say is, how would you like to suck my balls?

Bart:
ay caramba! who the hell are you messing with me!
You’re an even bigger dick than your mom’s groundskeeper willy
Its like you worked at the qwiki mart with a pile apu that you brought
you want something to eat fatso, than eat my shorts

Cartman:
Well your mom is so poor, she actually watches your show
you’re more of a jew than kyle, Kyle: shut the fuck up fatso
Your rhymes are treehouse of horror-ble but you know whats worse
You’re your alcoholic dad’s punching bag, the stick of truth hurts!

Bart Simpson vs Eric Cartman. Season 3, Wave 1

Mathew Swift as Bugs Bunny and Announcer
Fle as Woody Woodpecker

Bugs Bunny:
Eh, what’s up, doc? Allow me to be Ms. Mean-y
Road-run out of this battle and take that left at Albuquerque
This bunny’s going Back in Action to obtain my second victory
You’re talentless! But, when I sing, it’s a real Merrie Melody!
Universally adored! You’re behind me, in the dust
Face the music, you’re outdated. Nothing more to be discussed
I’m legendary! People always Tuned out your Looney Toons
So I’ll add you to the crew of your own Ship of Ghouls!

Woody Woodpecker:
Knock Knock, guess who? Woody Woodpecker buddy! 
I got the pecks to reduce you to a Bug, Bunny! 
You’re Lola-loco to think ya could get her’ 
She’d turn to someone better; and hop on my woodpecker 
Ya’ diagnosis is this roastin’- that’s what’s up, doc! 
And I could barely bare the hare on the cereal box 
It’s Wabbit season, Bugs! Don’t think I would forget
So ravage underground, ‘cause I’ve got a bone to Peck!

Bugs Bunny:
Of course you realise… this means war!
You tried to peck off more bark than you could hope for
Steal spotlights from pandas? You can't win on your own
I’ll surpass you and Daffy; two birds, one microphone 
Mista, I’m the slickest trickster who's ever dissed ya
You’re history, forgotten, and no one’s ever missed ya
Eh, I’ll give you a punchline since you’re already a joke 
Now that I’ve fried this chicken,

Porky Pig:
Tha-tha-that's all folks!

Woody Woodpecker:
You may have collected respect and the company’s money
it doesn't take a genius to know that this bunny’s unfunny
I’m more raw than carrots- you should stick to ya pranks
I’m dropping rap bombs, while you’re shooting Blancs
You’ll fall with a Fudd as I hunt you on this track
You made this battle a drag, but hey, you're a queen of that
Stuck in another jam, you'll be left spaced out
But it's no surprise when you take 2nd place to a mouse

Written by Matthew Thomas, Fle, R, Legion, WonderPikachu

Bugs Bunny vs Woody Woodpecker. CMRB

Starring
TCMZiggy as Shaggy Rodgers
Mat4yo as Tintin
Fle as Scooby

Shaggy and Scooby:
RUH ROH! SHAGGY, you’re heading right into a boobie trap 
Like Scoob, that’s Tin Tin! Let’s show him how Scooby Raps!
I’m all for beating bad guys, but his pastimes are pitiful
Like, keep on shooting Rhinos and take a seat with the criminals 
Like, you must’ve left your animation on the Hammock
Spitting fire on this boat, like, hot flow that’ll cause mad havoc  
Shaggy he’s a reporter! Like, would you note this for later;
Capture our good sides, when you put your loss in the newspaper! 
Like, Scoob, it’s up to us to crack this mental case
Who’s more insensitive than his depictions of race 
Jeez, like, I can’t stand to look at this blank slate 
It looks like Hergé forgot to finish your face 

Tintin:
Are you sick of your cross-over flicks; I can tell that you’re fed up
'Cuz those rhymes were so dry, did I land in another desert?
An adventurous detective; you ain't hard as Tin Tin  
I can send this slacker packing just sharing my LinkedIn
Let it sink in, we won’t need Velma to deduce
you’d be shagging on the sofa; either way you Screwed the Pooch
You’ve split up so many times, but could never get a clue 
Sorry, but in every story, you’re most useless in your crew
Why am I not surprised this flimsy Hippie’s out of whack
Firing back like Fred’s Traps; endangering this giraffe 
Talking to your dog, right, what are you eating kid? 
It’s no mystery Scooby Snacks pack a secret ingredient 

Shaggy:
Zoinx! It’s a g-ghost! It’s a mask Shaggy, see!
Like, Boy do I feel dumb, it was his personality! 
When it comes to catching monsters; It’s not just ghosts we’re after
Like, there’s nothing quite as terrifying as your motion capture 

Tintin:
Speaking of movies, Scoob, which director sounds the worst
The mind behind Schindler’s list, or the guy who directed Smurfs? 
You almost had me convinced you could flow to this Captain
You’d have gotten away with it if not for your awful rapping

Written by Fle, Mat4yo, and Dustin

Scooby and Shaggy vs Tintin. CMRB

Starring
Light as the Grinch
Fle as Shrek

The Grinch:
The people of Whoville are nothing put next
To this pompous swamp-monster known only as Shrek
“Why”, you all blare, do I oh-so-hate him?
Behind all those layers he’s beyond Ogre-rated
Tasteless, I may have stole Christmas, in fact; 
You took everything ‘Disney’ and wrapped it with trash 
Even happened to nab Seuss’ Cat in the Hat
And before you drag on, tell your ass to stay back 

Shrek:
Donkey, see, something uglier than me!
GET OUT MY SWAMP! GET OFF MY BEAT! 
Hey, list em; Head’s twisted, Lyrically, nay gifted
You suck at wrapping, that’s why you resent Christmas 
I’m shreking fools; take your fur and deck the halls 
Ya heart’s not the only thing two sizes too small
Somebody once told me this hairy sock wants trouble 
You must’ve been cursed by your fairy godmother;
You were one in a million; a classic written for children 
Nowadays you’ve been plastered next to a billion Minions 

The Grinch:
You’re a monster, that said, I think you should retire 
Halloween already has a Mike Myers
Ech, a reboot of this snotty disaster? 
Say bye to your Happily Ever After

The Grinch vs Shrek. CMRB

Krupp:
HEY! KEEP QUIET! I’ve got something I must address and
that's this yellow-bellied manlet needs his mommy to dress him
And while she's smothering you silly I can prove that I'm the winner
When you collapse to your knees upon hearing SEYMOUR or SKINNER!!!!!
Principal turns to pauper when your kids’ test scores hit the district
When your diss misses, you’ll be dismissed like your missus when I get strict
I can’t hurt your relationships worse than your fear of marryin’
But I’ll take any offer to start harmin’ Tamzarian

Skinner:
Even Martin could trash a Tarzan, I’m seeing your cheeks are flushin
So welcome, Prepare for an unforgettable crushin’
But I took the liberty of yanking this prank from your students
I just rearranged your words and egads, your roast is ruined!
Thinking your switch to cartoons has made your series hip? No.
Here, take some orange drink to try and accentuate your flow
Your toilet humor failed your series; your author couldn’t adapt
And it’s your superhero persona that makes it seem you’ve finally snapped

Captain Underpants:
Tra-la-la! Finally, you’re seeing reason!
Honestly, I thought that your verse would go on for thirty seasons!
I’m a hero, bold and mighty! You’re tightier than my whities!
This aurora bore-ealis really thinks that he can fight me?
Bested by a ten-year-old! Skinner’s taking the L Barto!
Repeated gags left your fanbase gassed! How’s that for a fart joke?
Making you look like an ass is what this super intended
But Bart does that just fine when you meet the superintendent
Comparing yourself to a hero like me’s looking quite the stretch yes?
But luckily for this sham vet I’m the one that’s decked in spandex!
You’ll see worse than a detention as my prisoner of war!
With no more bites of a Krabappel it’s time for you to eat my shorts!
 
Skinner:
Think you’re well suited for readers? I can hear the parents fume
Modern conventions mean wearing more than just Fruit of the Loom
Cuz’ it’s the children who are wrong! I don’t want to Seymour ass
Awful principal gets awful trashed when I cut you like math class
But it’s not this flip-o-rama that’ll make your books get waist-banned
So there’s nothing to stop me from spitting fire on your steamed hams
You’re more of a baby than Maggie Simpson, my gosh, Krupp!
You losing your powers is the definition of washed up!

Mancha as Skinner
Adam as Krupp/Underpants

URBoF

Principal Skinner vs Principal Krupp - URBoF #13

When browsing the channels to surf, you may just come across something you were never meant to find. Today, two mysterious channel surfers duke it out in a rap battle. The illusive online creepypasta, Candle Cove, against the bizarre hacker behind The Max Headroom Incident.

SnakeBite126 as Pirate Percy.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCjK5...

Kae as Janice.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCAuz...

twitter.com/bakamatsuva?s=09
FyxFynn as The Skintaker.

www.youtube.com/channel/UCd8b...
mobile.twitter.com/FynFyx

Stark Media as Horace Horrible and "Max Headroom's" video.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCfUL...
@stark-media

MetaMachine as "Max Headroom's" voice.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCJfd...
@user-961171130

Kamren the Person as the offscreen observer's voice.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCnel...
@kamren-the-rea...

Fightmarker as the offscreen observer's video.
www.youtube.com/channel/UClNJ...
@stopmotionrapb...

Written by GamingPlush64, B O R K, and Zfr_
www.youtube.com/channel/UCEzn...
www.twitch.tv/imzfr

Mixing and Mastering done by Freshy Kanal.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLj...

3d Laughingstock model by Hans Michael Grimm.
itsfairlygrimm@gmail.com

Beat by Audio Network

Cover art by Astro.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCz42...
@paigekillsnazis

Lyrics:

“Max Headroom”
That does it! I’m tired of the lack of words
So I’ve hijacked this nerd; Happy Appy kin is getting more than candle burns
When I go in with flows swift
I’ll spit a firewall to stop their spam returns

Candle Cove
Seems to me an opponent has boarded on the airwaves
Percy, I’m worried! No need to be scared, they
Only show static and darkness from their display
So I’ll let my diss play - A shantie that’ll spit flames!

“Max Headroom”
[Moan] They’re coming to get me!
Cause their love is fading and their candle is dimming
So they’re lashing out at prime time hijacking legacies!
But your lines could never pack a bite; even if you were made of teeth!

Candle Cove
Once again, your first prank flops
I’m cutting you off like The Horror of Fang Rock
With our runtime this one time hack should be impressed
Our story is a treasure - And I still see the X!
We’re similar - Both broadcasts show static and screaming,
but the flaw with the matchup is we mean to
You’re just noisy nonsense in rap and the feed so
We will swat a fraud - your second live beat down!
I’ve ventured the most dastardly caves
You’re mocking audiences for catching the wave?
I mean, what do you have to gain?
Just an advanced troll so defensive he won’t announce his face

“Max Headroom”
It’s not the first time a Sci-Fi’s been wiped
By my design, and I didn’t have to go inside
Ooooh, my piles described these intrusions as losers
So turn yourself in, Captain Midnight!
[Nervous giggles] Oh, Jesus!
Your Channel Zero premiere sucked!
Your show is bare bones, while I’m the god of rap
“Anyone remember this kid’s show?” No-body asked!

Candle Cove
Well it seems we’re beat when screaming for an episode
Who’d have thunk a pirate crew would have the wetter flow? I think he wants a better foe!
It’s Horrible Horace, I’ll keelhaul your corpses
When I board the vessel you bet you’ll be torn up
And muted like your first show stop
I’m spitting sea salt, you’re throwing soda
I’ll traverse the high seas to find yee over briny depths
And then remove your head and grind ye flesh

“Max Headroom”
Hey, I didn’t wanna pay you puppets a visit.
The news was already taken over by Vrillon and liberals
So I chose the second best thing to send out my message
And it happened to be the Cartoon Network lost episode section!
So listen Flapjack, your wack rap is over
Time to move on from the Cove, like your owner!
I’m just happy I got the chance to roast nerds
I’m pulling the plug and ending this on my own terms!

Candle Cove vs. The Max Headroom Incident. Decent PG Rap Battles.

@simplyrazzy as the Brain
@littlesecks as Pinky
TheSuperPlushyBros as Zim
@adroit_whiz as GIR

Pinky and the Brain:
Egad—cut the script short, Pinky, for we’re not quite alone
Oh geez, Brain! Indeed we are, but it appears Nick’s spliced some clones
They’ve made off with our schtick and their next stop’s my rightful throne
So before we conquer the world, we must take over the microphone!

Zim and Gir:
You’re the perfect parts for our Dark Harvest, judging from your names
Just one teeny-tiny little question: um, which one’s the brain?
Hey, wait a sec! They’re identical! Both simple-minded vermin
“one is a genius”—ha! Should’ve expected lies from earthlings
Even with the dated pop references you’re jamming in
your show’s plots are worse than yours—no one’s pondering what you’re pandering
Aww, Zim, they’re so cute! Can we keep these little rodents?
GIR, focus! That’d be hopeless, when we’ve already owned them

Pinky and the Brain:
You became a role model for pre-teens, acting quite moronic
but despite your many issues you're forgotten— like your comic!
With your products all rotting on the shelves of Hot Topic
Both your network and the Tallest made it clear you’re not wanted
Ironic that viewing your show is vomit-inducing
When your episodes all center around bodily fluids
Oi--he oughta vamoose quick if that’s the only flow he’s got
Seems he’s throwing up L’s; no wonder he’s green always—NARF!

Zim:
AGH! I’m immune to lice, but my head can’t stand your verbal tics
Though you’re correct—on the microphone, I am assuredly sick
Forsaken? No, we’ve taken over! Our names spread like a virus!
Our network’s revived us, while you got left with Elmyra

Bart Simpson vs Eric Cartman. Season 3, Wave 1

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