been eating  five dozen Gaston? I bet that you have been farting a lot that's why people call you GASton 

Papyrus and Sans:
Gadzooks, Sans, look, is that a human?!
He’s too dim to be a lamp, who the heck dragged you in?
Hair looks like a borscht, and with that uniform;
I mean what, are you buying your clothes at the soup store?
It’s got no class to my battle body
I got shocking raps that can rattle Molly
You can barely Bear Traps, but that’s my hobby!
Like eating soup with a fork; your raps are sloppy
I’m the master of monsters, I can halter Frisk
You’re a mobster; shellfish like a lobster bisque
We’ll rename you Track-Crash, cuz you’ve bombed already
You should move out, stop mooching off your mom’s spaghetti

Giovanni:
I’m Great at Rhyme! You take that back! 
I Slug SOULS and trousle bones when I’m up to bat!
Giovanni’s left in Disbelief from hearing all the white noise
So it’s time to wreck a second fossil with my Boys!
Are we sure this lonely bone man has no Epithet?
‘Cuz I’m still surprised he hasn’t been Inscribed “Desperate”
I beg your pardon, you think you’re Royal Guard-in’
You’re snowed in, frozen; Olive Garden
You spend your time, ca-noodling with the enemy
No amount of your cuisine’s about to make me friendly
Cuz you rap slow, got that old tomato sauce bad flow
Your brother’s shorter, yet you’re still stuck in his shadow! 

Papyrus and Sans:
Nyeh heh heh!
Geez, hit the microwave, that wasn’t hot in any way
Not even you Cam-in-paign would get me to like Anime
Cuz I’m a skeleton and you still manage to get on my nerves
Like “pay a monthly fee to see this joke ahead of time on VRV”
You could say my resume's more soup-er than what he has! SANS!
Both step off before you’re caught by Percy’s Sweet Jazz band!
I don’t need a Rocket to put Giovanni on blast!
It feels like your life’s going down a dangerous path!
You act like a villain and try to look so tough and rugged
But pierce through the knitty-gritty and you're softer than your plushes!
Cuz you’re a Certified Bad Guy -- bad at everything, Gio!
Even this battle has more animation than your whole show!

Giovanni and Molly:
Papy’s awfully happy to be on a Frisky dinner date
Second-fiddle on a silver platter but here is what’s on the plate
Lets hand you over to my Boss, with his refined palate
I’ll serve you up like a bone broth with a geno-side salad!
(Yeah!)
Cuz you’re like parmesan, really grating, Papyrus! (ooh!)
Every line you spit makes me raise my level of violence
You're even weaker than Sans, and lookin' at him it's clear, uh,
Just one swing to break his SOUL like it’s more fragile than a Mira!
With my bat and knife, you’re turned to bone meal when you’re crushed (ha!)
I’ll cut to the chase and you’ll be left in your own dust!
But your only friend killed you on half of their routes? Wow!
That’s my special attack! You are blue, now! (rawr!)

Mancha as Giovanni Potage and Sans
MetaMachine as Papyrus
Azia as Molly Blyndeff

Giovanni Potage vs Papyrus - URBoF #16

Welcome to the four hundred and twentieth installment of “Quick Diss”! We have two FNAF fan games today! (go fucking figure) the yolked up "chaos God of death" himself, Flumpty! Up against, our favourite debaucherous bear… and fuckboy (albeit a virgin) himself, Freddy Fuckboy!

Lyrics:

Flumpty:
Hi, I'm Flumpty, im an egg, your night of debaucheries upon you creep
A cocky, sleazy, RPG! That pizza should've went soft with cheese
You're a novelty, i'm an anomaly, another dark lord you'd give all praise to
Transcend time and space but scuffed plots are something I'm not untaint to

Fuckboy:
I fucking hate you. Are you ready for Freddy? Shit-ass games blew, just like the confetti
That went and slayed you, HAM, SPAM, and SALAMI, 6 and your name poofed, RAN FAST AND THEN BODIED
That cast of "friends", then tell my wrongs, your enragements mild
Your creator went "inhale my dong engagement child"
Fan-base has split, folded like omelets, so what Blammed first?
Chicas hot bird ass, the egg, or your crunk fan-verse?
Attacked first? Engage the Flumpty motherfucker
Half-assed verse, pavements Bumpty for a plunder
Can't put you back together, like that One Week shows
The wall you sat on couldn't compare to what keeps Chrome
Pedo, and attached to a long joke gone rouge
"Means to an end" then Scott Cawth you one hope 
And your last game was, uhh, passed as Flumpty's "new hit"
But if you ask me bruh, that was fucking stupid.
Float away from this battle, your crazy game lies in inputs
I'll blaze you like assholes, take Cranky's Advice and git gud
New Dork, new ports, FUCKING LICENSED MERCHANDISE
Who sourced your course? no. Make like your merchant and die.
But what eggs you on? You're stuck in penance, sequels missed
You dumb bitch I won, I fucking did it eat my shit.

Flumpty:
Myyyy tuuurrn. But your turn based combat is half baked
I hurt. Yiffing your dicks, party best have cakes
I sure, don't need a blunt or some dumb hat saved
To grind yourrrr, robotic carcass to match paste.
How's that for a Final Mix, your clout matches your child's pace tho
Why don't you chow on this, this Clown facet came out of a-holes
What's with allowing this? Without dank memes your parts foil
Amount to shit. YOUR FUCKING FACE IS GONE, Hard Boiled.
Grab a Dragon Dildo, smack you, simple, cuz I felt like it
I amassed the end of the Goddamn world with a meteorite 
Did that not Rhyme on the mic or can you tell I kid?
Killed a-billion times, you're an Eyesaur, I'm meatier, right?
Your teams beat in this fight, so try to flee or then die
Because i'm mean when I'm fried, don't bite at me or I'll fight
Scream, and reap out your eyes. See, to me you're a prize
Another fiend to help my best friends shriek and their mine
Your fragile masculinity, the only damn humility 
This "man" has ever seen, you haven't "shat" on anything
A girls bathroom? You're never clean, tell that you coiled it.
This mammal parody. Better? Please... fell in the toilet.

Fuckboy:
I'm going to punch the fuck out of this egg 'til it shuts up
Punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch.
Ok this isn't working, I'll finish this verse, sugma.
Insufferable piece of garbage. Flumpty and co. fucked up...

-CAST-
Flumpty: KingMewtwo
Freddy Fuckboy: Himself

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: JaCon
Written by: JaCon

Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Shockwave.mp3

Beat Produced by: Tristan
Mixed by: jort

Thanks for listening to the "final" "Quick Diss" and remember kids, git gud.

Flumpty Bumpty vs Freddy Fuckboy - (Quick Diss) #420

Walk as Byakuya Togami
Quizzique as Miles Edgeworth
Written by JK03 & RNG
Chiseled by Special Inquisitor Rayyan & Jofinity
Mixed by Oofie
Cover Art by JK03
Beat by Dansonn
Flow Test by RNG

Byakuya Togami (0:22):
You think plankton like you can challenge the heir of the Togami name? 
You should know I always come out on top when playing games
I've been winning since I was a child, fighting for the Togami title
While you’re a grown man whose entire bloodline I could buy for 
A day's work, you look like you’re paid worse than Gumshoe
An appropriate amount for such idiotic scum who
Can’t even get a single name out of the witnesses he presses
So I will own this battle and make you bow in respect
As your formula has grown stale, so it's good you keep it bound
Since shaking things up is all it takes for you to break down
Pulling tricks for a conviction to keep your record perfect
Coupled with that gaudy outfit, you’re truly the entire circus!

Miles Edgeworth (0:55):
Calling me the circus? That’s quite rich coming from you
You tamper with crime scenes for fun, by covering up the truth
It’d only take some Logic to Connect the pieces to your demise
So allow me to take the stand to pick apart all your rhymes
Let’s see, you claim that my formula is becoming bland?
Then, please, why did you copy it like a parrot on the stand?
Face facts! You’re the real imposter copying my style.
Take that! I handled school debates better when I was a child!
But of course he doesn't see the blatant holes in his logic
There's no Naegi to “tell him” the facts, so this win? I’ve got it!
Must’ve satisfied Fukawa’s dreams whipping this child with ease
And I didn’t need Franziska to help fulfill that fantasy!

Byakuya Togami (1:28):
Shut up, I’ve had enough of righteous imbeciles like you
Wright’s worthier of your name, got the edge in court and hairdo
You used to strive to be like your father, a respected attorney 
Until Manfred came along and shot holes in him and your dreams
And isn't Karma ironic, after years of incriminating innocents
Your own mentor set you up for your own false imprisonment
Needed that hapless idiot to bail you out of your predicament
So insistent on admitting guilt, yet still acting dependent!
You think that worthless worm Fukawa’s something to have a go at
Know that it's at least better that old hag Oldbag
So get this scum out of my face and wrap up this trial
For again Edgeworth chooses death, I pray that it’s final

Miles Edgeworth (2:01):
You think you’re better? I object, your legs are the only way you reach my bar
I don’t need Kay to set the scene for how your boasts fall apart
Bringing up my father’s death? Please, you’re one to talk
When Junko made puddles of your bloodline to be outlined with chalk!
And you of all people can't talk about incriminating innocents
The only way you’re pulling strings is tying up Chihiro’s corpse and framing Jill with it
Kidnapped by kids? Pathetic as your attempts at rapping
I’m sure Hina’s the only time you’ve ever heard of “slapping!”
Empire fell leaving you friendless with no power, left despairing
Thinks that he’s perfect? Yet he still falls for red herrings?
Cause of death: reduced to fiction from V3’s twist coming short
And add “Destroyed on the mic,” to the updated autopsy report

Miles Edgeworth vs Byakuya Togami - Sky High Rap Battles (ft. Walk & Quizzique)

Original By Epic Rap Battle Parodies On YouTube

Seth As Walt Disney(Audio)

J As Shigeru Miyamoto(Audio)

Skitzy As Walt Disney(Video)

YDGeon As Shigeru Miyamoto(Video)

Walt Disney vs Shigeru Miyamoto ( ERBP Reboot)

screw this i'm wierdmageddon sick of the ava schedule

Released in conjunction with AvA's sister series Danganronpa vs Anything's premiere! Check it out and give him a look: https://soundcloud.com/danganronpavanything/chiaki-nanami-vs-dva-danganronpa-vs-anything-1

Leannaire as Peridot
Fel as The Flatwoods Monster

Peridot:

*ahem* Here’s the drill, you corrupted cryptid
I’m sure to leave a burnt metallic odor inflicted
On this twisted thing so it can’t cause humans harm
By removing this clodpated owl from my barn!
*Peridot grumbling noises* Not a stretch to erect you defective
When even your very permanence comes into question
When Pumpkin warned me of a danger - I assumed it would be that
Not a Braxton brat left like his name and fame - Flat!


The Flatwoods Monster:

Is your win’s existence evident? Let’s gather the evidence
You drone on more than those that defend your residence
Homeworld’s logic is astounding - they’ve made an Era 2
I’ll be taking Lapis out of your life - you’re feeling blue
Shud a Lil’ Butler step up in this bout
I’ll prove you’re not unique - I cast the shadow of a doubt
Staring sadly at the figure your irate dog ate
While your Campy Pining Heart couldn’t even keep a Log Date

Peridot:

I don’t think my Message was Received, judging by your torment
You just keep spitting things that get flushed down the toilet
The point is - I’m prevailing in this verbal Gem War
So I order you to get out my dimension, 10 4?
You’d like a Log Date, wouldn’t ya? Got a thing for tree trunks
But now the Flatwoods Monster’s unable to touch stumps
*NYEHEHEH!* That Will Be All, you Flatwoods clod
There will be no escape pod when displayed as a fraud

The Flatwoods Monster:

Towering over this Mistake, like my name was Yellow Diamond
When I’m spitting fire balls to leave this Breakfast Friend Crying
Don’t get con-fused, prude, when you’re blacked out and and caked in goo
I sighted Doritos and Mountain Dew fused, it was you!
Step out of your Uni-verse and face me in tangibility
For I shall spare this Clusterf*** due to her lack of ability
So you can save your “wow, thanks” and your feeble skills from Steven
Before I leave you and this battle cut clean like cleavage..


Amazing Cover Art drawn by Geon
Written by Eddie
Mixed by Skeep
Prod. by Hollywood Legend Productions

NEXT BATTLE: It's not my fault you game is terrible, i'll abuse this! (ft. Mancha)

Extra bonus tidbits for those who read the description (ily)

- Next battle will be the first shorter battle. Every fourth battle is going to be a less important 8-8-4-4 in order to use some secondary characters I wouldn't normally use.

- This was the first battle ever written for AvA, back before AvA was even conceived. I considered making the series "Cryptids vs Anything" for a brief period of time after writing this,

- The Gumball and Darwin vs Calvin and Hobbes vid is being worked on by plenty of talented peeps, and it will hopefully be out soon.

Peridot vs The Flatwoods Monster (2017) - Rap Battle (AvA CLASSIC)

Starring
TCMZiggy as Shaggy Rodgers
Mat4yo as Tintin
Fle as Scooby

Shaggy and Scooby:
RUH ROH! SHAGGY, you’re heading right into a boobie trap 
Like Scoob, that’s Tin Tin! Let’s show him how Scooby Raps!
I’m all for beating bad guys, but his pastimes are pitiful
Like, keep on shooting Rhinos and take a seat with the criminals 
Like, you must’ve left your animation on the Hammock
Spitting fire on this boat, like, hot flow that’ll cause mad havoc  
Shaggy he’s a reporter! Like, would you note this for later;
Capture our good sides, when you put your loss in the newspaper! 
Like, Scoob, it’s up to us to crack this mental case
Who’s more insensitive than his depictions of race 
Jeez, like, I can’t stand to look at this blank slate 
It looks like Hergé forgot to finish your face 

Tintin:
Are you sick of your cross-over flicks; I can tell that you’re fed up
'Cuz those rhymes were so dry, did I land in another desert?
An adventurous detective; you ain't hard as Tin Tin  
I can send this slacker packing just sharing my LinkedIn
Let it sink in, we won’t need Velma to deduce
you’d be shagging on the sofa; either way you Screwed the Pooch
You’ve split up so many times, but could never get a clue 
Sorry, but in every story, you’re most useless in your crew
Why am I not surprised this flimsy Hippie’s out of whack
Firing back like Fred’s Traps; endangering this giraffe 
Talking to your dog, right, what are you eating kid? 
It’s no mystery Scooby Snacks pack a secret ingredient 

Shaggy:
Zoinx! It’s a g-ghost! It’s a mask Shaggy, see!
Like, Boy do I feel dumb, it was his personality! 
When it comes to catching monsters; It’s not just ghosts we’re after
Like, there’s nothing quite as terrifying as your motion capture 

Tintin:
Speaking of movies, Scoob, which director sounds the worst
The mind behind Schindler’s list, or the guy who directed Smurfs? 
You almost had me convinced you could flow to this Captain
You’d have gotten away with it if not for your awful rapping

Written by Fle, Mat4yo, and Dustin

Scooby and Shaggy vs Tintin. CMRB

Starring
JRoyalVA as Frollo
Titanium1208 as Gaston

Frollo:
You should know, I don’t take kindly to peasants
It’d be wise to fall to your knees again, in my presence
Your gang of ruffians are nothing next to my amassed power  
And may the Lord have mercy once I show Belle my Tower
Forced marriage, locked her dad in a carriage, and what’s next?
You treat every woman like you’ve turned them into objects
Drop the facade, and ask anyone that knew you
It’s obvious you only wanted to see LeFooFoo

Gaston:
Are you sure that creature's not your son? Seems like your looks passed on
The Festival's over, so why’s this grandpa got his mask on?
I’ll fight any gargoyle, down to every last one
Cuz no one quite rocks the mic like Gaston

Townsfolk:
GASTON 

Gaston:
This matchup's beastly, I expect an atonement
Do you know who I am? I deserve a better opponent
LeFou! Remove the fool grovelling at my feet
The townsfolk will dub my verses “Beauty and the Beat”

Frollo:
Looks indeed are deceiving; although you look firm,
You’re grumpy cause you didn’t get to put the worm in bookworm 
I’ll rid this fight of vice and sin, which means your rage that lies within
When I spit Hellfire, this Gypsy will be fried and binned

Gaston:
You pulled a Gothel; raised a baby in cobble, but who's the loner?
The child or the man who burnt cities 'cuz he had a boner?
Build your wicked Frollo Baggins schemes in other bouts
So begone! I’ll help another looney old man... out!

Frollo vs Gaston. CMRB

Starring
Light as the Grinch
Fle as Shrek

The Grinch:
The people of Whoville are nothing put next
To this pompous swamp-monster known only as Shrek
“Why”, you all blare, do I oh-so-hate him?
Behind all those layers he’s beyond Ogre-rated
Tasteless, I may have stole Christmas, in fact; 
You took everything ‘Disney’ and wrapped it with trash 
Even happened to nab Seuss’ Cat in the Hat
And before you drag on, tell your ass to stay back 

Shrek:
Donkey, see, something uglier than me!
GET OUT MY SWAMP! GET OFF MY BEAT! 
Hey, list em; Head’s twisted, Lyrically, nay gifted
You suck at wrapping, that’s why you resent Christmas 
I’m shreking fools; take your fur and deck the halls 
Ya heart’s not the only thing two sizes too small
Somebody once told me this hairy sock wants trouble 
You must’ve been cursed by your fairy godmother;
You were one in a million; a classic written for children 
Nowadays you’ve been plastered next to a billion Minions 

The Grinch:
You’re a monster, that said, I think you should retire 
Halloween already has a Mike Myers
Ech, a reboot of this snotty disaster? 
Say bye to your Happily Ever After

The Grinch vs Shrek. CMRB

The original version of this battle was a bit lacking in my opinion, so I decided to re-mix the audio, with a freshly-edited beat.

Raichous as Mr. Freeze
Seth W. as The Ice King

Audio Mixing by Jugheadjay

Ice King vs. Mr. Freeze (REDUX) - X Rap Battles #1.

This battle was made in less than 48 hours.

Matthew as Patrick
Jacob as Chum Chum
Eric the Audible as phone caller

Lyrics:
Chum Chum:
The heroes of the world always win in the end
So let me dial it up with some goggles and underpants

Patrick Star:
They really chose this chump over Adventure Time? That's it
“Who's firmly grasping the mic?” This is Patrick.
 
Chum Chum:
Here we go! Take off the gloves when I’m startin’ cause
I’ve got the heart of my hero, Freezy bars like manarctica
A goofy goob’s the type of dude that Boog would’ve threw out
Looking like a blob of gum, you should be used to getting chewed out!
You've been going for twenty years and still stuck in the kiddy pools
They give you minimal minerals in your cinema rolls
Mmm Cinnamon Rolls. I’ll have that after this inbred
Tell everyone it’s a strike when I knock you down, pinhead!

Patrick Star:
I knew I should’ve stayed in bed and slept instead
Your series has been dead, so who are you callin pinhead?
Those freezies don’t phase me, you can take your straw back and suck it
Bruh, your verses stink, did they come from the Chum-Chum Bucket?
My mind is an enigma, so I'm about to ask one
How can you have a brain freeze when you lack one?
Yeah Nick gave you a slot, but don't applaud yourself
You took my best friend's design - and pushed it somewhere else
Dispatching from my sand castle, it's the arsenal, boy
You got jokes written by older farts than Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy
And who in barnacle's name thought you’d sell a damn toy?
There's no way in kelp you ever had a Fanboy

Chum Chum:
I think you’re jellyfish, just cause your belly’s big 
A bigger jerk than Squidward is, like Sam Star removed her wig!
You're scraping the Bikini Bottom, looking for something hotter
I'll drop the atomic bombs, that flushed you back underwater

Patrick Star:
My annoyance brings enjoyment, your annoyance is evil
I'm spitting epic raps better than my end-of-movie seagulls
So face it Chum-Chum, you dumb dumb, you’re done yo
Your chances were Mini, so I'll take the W: Wumbo!

Written by Jacob, Eric the Audible, and Matthew

Mixed & Mastered by Jacob

Beat by William Davies, Ian Tunstall, Edward and Charles Nutbrown of Audio Network

Patrick Star vs Chum Chum - Single

Patrick Star vs Chum Chum

Patrick Star vs Chum Chum. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Bonus Battle.

@simplyrazzy as the Brain
@littlesecks as Pinky
TheSuperPlushyBros as Zim
@adroit_whiz as GIR

Pinky and the Brain:
Egad—cut the script short, Pinky, for we’re not quite alone
Oh geez, Brain! Indeed we are, but it appears Nick’s spliced some clones
They’ve made off with our schtick and their next stop’s my rightful throne
So before we conquer the world, we must take over the microphone!

Zim and Gir:
You’re the perfect parts for our Dark Harvest, judging from your names
Just one teeny-tiny little question: um, which one’s the brain?
Hey, wait a sec! They’re identical! Both simple-minded vermin
“one is a genius”—ha! Should’ve expected lies from earthlings
Even with the dated pop references you’re jamming in
your show’s plots are worse than yours—no one’s pondering what you’re pandering
Aww, Zim, they’re so cute! Can we keep these little rodents?
GIR, focus! That’d be hopeless, when we’ve already owned them

Pinky and the Brain:
You became a role model for pre-teens, acting quite moronic
but despite your many issues you're forgotten— like your comic!
With your products all rotting on the shelves of Hot Topic
Both your network and the Tallest made it clear you’re not wanted
Ironic that viewing your show is vomit-inducing
When your episodes all center around bodily fluids
Oi--he oughta vamoose quick if that’s the only flow he’s got
Seems he’s throwing up L’s; no wonder he’s green always—NARF!

Zim:
AGH! I’m immune to lice, but my head can’t stand your verbal tics
Though you’re correct—on the microphone, I am assuredly sick
Forsaken? No, we’ve taken over! Our names spread like a virus!
Our network’s revived us, while you got left with Elmyra

Frollo vs Gaston. CMRB

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