CMRB (Rebooted)

Jenni No Mercy as Ed
RaccoonBroVA As Sheen

Beat by Tristan
Written by Jenni No Mercy
Mixed by Raichous
Thumbnail by Tony Rigatoni
Additional Help By Raichous 


SHEEN
You wanna face the Sheen-ster? Well he can be quite mean, sir!
With disses that hit harder than both Kevin and your sister!
I’m stopping world destruction, you can’t find cash for sugar
I wouldn’t even pick you if you were the last booger!
You wanna step up, chump? I got the Eye of the Tiger!
Don’t need the Candy Maker for me to spit fire!
Because Estévez gets the best of this!
You’d need your elevator to get your bars higher!
Hated by your whole town, every scam causing drama
So Lumpy, lame and soft, Carl thought you were a llama!


ED
I’m up against the best dummy from Nicktoons? Fantastic!
It’s great to finally meet the gu- Oh wait, you’re not Patrick!
I am the Ed-est of the Eds! Face Monobrow? You’re dead, man.
Your jokes remind me of Double D: Boring and dead pan!
Ed is a monster, you’re just a castaway
Without your luck? You wouldn’t last a day.
Gave you a spinoff, left fans of the past ashamed
Act like you’re Jimmy ‘cause You Gotta Blast away!
Run back scared to Retroville! The Ed boy gives a lickin’
But I'll still have a soft spot for you: I love CHICKENS!

SHEEN

That's the best you got? That backfired like Eddy wrote it!
You must’ve swallowed a jawbreaker, Ed, because you’re choking!
I thought Dimsdale was 2D, but nothing compares to the Cul-de-sac
Your friends wanna take a page from Plank: their personalities are flat!
For all the girls you loved before? You never had a chance with them
Meanwhile I’d risk my life for Libby, and still make time to dance with them
The Big Picture is, your show blows! You couldn’t be more dreary!
You winning this fight is just as likely as The Purgatory Theory!


ED
Do not taunt the Claw! I’ll beat you in a jiffy!
Can I break tracks like I break houses? You bet your sweet bippy!
I just wanna be everyone’s chum, but your voice I just can’t stand
You’re less of an Ultra-lord and more of a Junk Man!
With Chunky bars, I’m Puffed up! Winning is a piece of cake! 
I’m rising high above you: 5’9” give or take!
Don’t need a pebble in my shoe for my raps to get crazy!
I’m done with this no neck chump. I got the gravy!

Ed Vs. Sheen(Prod. By Tristan)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XEylfzORiA&t

Snakebite126 as Yakko Warner
Mr. Tibbs as Kermit the Frog

Yakko:
Already fought Jay-Pac, now I’m facing this frog?
I know you say “hi-ho”, let’s see if you “hip-hop”
Bud, I’m not the type of toon that you let go first
Because I’ll hop up on a track like "helloooooo verse!"
In the past when Jim had passed, and Disney asked
to bring you back, no strings attached, You’d think you’d pass,
But to keep you afloat like a lilypad, your little cast was given cash
And ever since, you’ve been trash
When this frog’s on our lot, on the mic, you’ll be toad
Man, your tongue only threatens the flies that you gulp
When I’m packing the ALS ice bucket flow
You had best make like Michigan - finally croak 

Kermit:
Sir, I don’t mean to be rude, but Jack Black can attest
Even for our telethon, we weren’t this desperate for a guest
But now the music is playing so we’ll fight the fight
And you’re gonna meet your maker with Muppet Flow tonight (yaaaaaayyyyy!)
We’ve got generations of success on the screen
But it seems when you’re on the air, it’s Not Easy Making Green
It took over 20 years for a network to renew you
And they had to jump through so many hoops, you dropped on Hulu
Tried to be meta, but you were dead on release
Man, you wouldn’t even be hip on a Sesame Street
It’s fitting that Warner Bros. is personified as dimwits
*sips tea* But that’s none of my business


Yakko:
Your success is in the past, nowadays, all people take you for
are streaming service filler shows and mainstays at the Game Awards
Got all these recasts, but not the same after Henson’s leave
New guy’s named Matt ‘cuz he’s stomping on your legacy
And when you’re not onstage, you’re a little bit insane
You’re so stuck up in your ways, call you PIggy and the Brain (narf!)
With all of the times you’ve gone divorcing that pigfriend
You should take after Gonzo and stick to choking your chicken
(mwah, goodnight everybody!)

Kermit:
I may be the Muppet, but your line structure felt sewn
Your disses hardly tickled - who do ya take me for, Elmo?
My ensemble’s key while all you’ve got is 3
And I’ve seen scarier Dots on the face of Constantine
Straight Outta Swamp-ton - my flow never dries up
I’m slinging the mud to hand you the Elmyra 
So Yakko and all his gaffs should stay in the past
‘Cuz your cast cannot match the classics - those are the facts (uh)

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by Kustom
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb
Coverart Artwork by TreToonzz
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Yakko Warner vs Kermit the Frog - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

Freshy Kanal - Frodo Baggins Vs. Ancient Egyptians Rap Battle Ft. Freeced, LittleFlecks & More

Freshy Kanal: Hulk vs Frankenstein ft. Eric the Audible, Fightmarker & Mr. Tibbs

The most iconic Nintendo characters in history, battle-tested heroes who have forged a formidable legacy in the video game industry, collide in a rap battle.

McGuinnsBook as Mario 
RaccoonBroVA as Link 
garbageGothic as Navi
Eddiefrb as Cappy
Written & Directed by SIR Rap Battles
Additional writing help by 3ple, Sham, RaccoonBroVA and JK03
Edited by Shimario, RNG, 3ple & SIR Rap Battles
Mixed by Serena
Beat by Freshy Kanal
Art by Blast03
Produced by RaccoonBroVA and Sham
Cover art by JotaSeis

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Eea7iIQUDi9om0uKjY5blAm_dqwtzNHSxgb-THqFYWs/edit?usp=sharing

Mario vs Link. SIR Rap Battles Season 2 (ft. McGuinnsBook & RaccoonBroVA)

ORIGINALLY UPLOADED ON 12/31/2022

LYRICS

DHMIS:
A trio of friends- pesky bees are what they are
A bunch of indie kiddies who’s game flew right off the radar
I don’t see anything creative from the group who struggled to troubleshoot
You’re left second to Project M, while we’re taking the W
These three are really boring, right from their bleakish story
To when they see a boy and then they change from sweet to gory
I’m not impressed, we’ve seen your trope done a dozen times
If I was in your shoes, I would’ve pulled the plug, you bugging flies

You've bugging files, all of the glitches Monika's clogging up, 
You look like our computer has a virus popping u-
Ah! What happened to Red?! Well, it seems like he had to leave the show
Since it's clearly a play with how childish these girls are treated!Ohhhh

DDLC:
I think these stuffed animals would look better back at my place
With performances so lifeless, they’d bring their beef to Mr. Cow
These puppets never got creative, but still received high praise?
It’s like the algorithm pulled the strings inside their little house
Makes sense that the poets would have better pengame 
While you were busy drowning in your inky hellscape
With all the sudden cuts to blood and guts, and the Muppets turn gluttonous 
And still your fans are waiting for the next page
They aren’t meant for music, they should stop trying to branch out
You should know this club isn’t the right place to hang ou-

Yellow Guy:
I don’t think I can remember your name, but-
hmm… I think I saw my dad play your game once… 
You tried to get a lovebug, but ended with your love bugged
When it started to plummet, you mixed tough love and bloodlust
Then your love c-c-c-c-c-c-crashed harder than your program
You say you’re a dating sim, but didn’t land with romance 
Thrown off to the sidelines, now known for staying hidden, she's
only remembered for her cupcakes, that's called "bittersweet"
There's Bad Things That Can Happen when you step in the club 
So I think it might be good if you just kept the door shut

Natsuki
Jeez, I didn’t ask for the two cents out of this puppet show
A million music numbers and yet you never struck a note
There’s nothing special about this lonely king, I’ll go take the crown
So let me make like a character file and break it down
You came from the bogey etchings of Jo and Becky’s edgy scripts
Then Roy made gory messes and phony lessons repetitive
The selfish prick went and left your friends for dead, tried to end his kid
‘Til Red got fed up, took what remained of your show and shredded it
Can’t stack up to this poet, go shut your mouth and lock it 
‘Cuz this puppet would be a better fit in the storage closet
So stuff a sock in it, nobody’s listening to your sappy songs
Couldn’t win this in your dreams, so face your happy thoughts

CREDITS

littleflecks as Red Guy
GamingPlush64 as Duck Guy
RNG as Yellow Guy

Kurobane Azia as Sayori
Lindz as Yuri
garbageGothic as Natsuki

Written by Rabi
Additional writing help from 01Tyler10, GamingPlush64, and MetaMachine
Beat prod. by RaccoBeats
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Art by lowkydoodles, CyanCoat, and 3ple
Cover art by Rabi

Doki Doki Literature Club vs. Don't Hug Me I'm Scared - Rap Battle

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Mathew Swift as Bugs Bunny and Announcer
Fle as Woody Woodpecker

Bugs Bunny:
Eh, what’s up, doc? Allow me to be Ms. Mean-y
Road-run out of this battle and take that left at Albuquerque
This bunny’s going Back in Action to obtain my second victory
You’re talentless! But, when I sing, it’s a real Merrie Melody!
Universally adored! You’re behind me, in the dust
Face the music, you’re outdated. Nothing more to be discussed
I’m legendary! People always Tuned out your Looney Toons
So I’ll add you to the crew of your own Ship of Ghouls!

Woody Woodpecker:
Knock Knock, guess who? Woody Woodpecker buddy! 
I got the pecks to reduce you to a Bug, Bunny! 
You’re Lola-loco to think ya could get her’ 
She’d turn to someone better; and hop on my woodpecker 
Ya’ diagnosis is this roastin’- that’s what’s up, doc! 
And I could barely bare the hare on the cereal box 
It’s Wabbit season, Bugs! Don’t think I would forget
So ravage underground, ‘cause I’ve got a bone to Peck!

Bugs Bunny:
Of course you realise… this means war!
You tried to peck off more bark than you could hope for
Steal spotlights from pandas? You can't win on your own
I’ll surpass you and Daffy; two birds, one microphone 
Mista, I’m the slickest trickster who's ever dissed ya
You’re history, forgotten, and no one’s ever missed ya
Eh, I’ll give you a punchline since you’re already a joke 
Now that I’ve fried this chicken,

Porky Pig:
Tha-tha-that's all folks!

Woody Woodpecker:
You may have collected respect and the company’s money
it doesn't take a genius to know that this bunny’s unfunny
I’m more raw than carrots- you should stick to ya pranks
I’m dropping rap bombs, while you’re shooting Blancs
You’ll fall with a Fudd as I hunt you on this track
You made this battle a drag, but hey, you're a queen of that
Stuck in another jam, you'll be left spaced out
But it's no surprise when you take 2nd place to a mouse

Written by Matthew Thomas, Fle, R, Legion, WonderPikachu

Bugs Bunny vs Woody Woodpecker. CMRB

Starring
TCMZiggy as Shaggy Rodgers
Mat4yo as Tintin
Fle as Scooby

Shaggy and Scooby:
RUH ROH! SHAGGY, you’re heading right into a boobie trap 
Like Scoob, that’s Tin Tin! Let’s show him how Scooby Raps!
I’m all for beating bad guys, but his pastimes are pitiful
Like, keep on shooting Rhinos and take a seat with the criminals 
Like, you must’ve left your animation on the Hammock
Spitting fire on this boat, like, hot flow that’ll cause mad havoc  
Shaggy he’s a reporter! Like, would you note this for later;
Capture our good sides, when you put your loss in the newspaper! 
Like, Scoob, it’s up to us to crack this mental case
Who’s more insensitive than his depictions of race 
Jeez, like, I can’t stand to look at this blank slate 
It looks like Hergé forgot to finish your face 

Tintin:
Are you sick of your cross-over flicks; I can tell that you’re fed up
'Cuz those rhymes were so dry, did I land in another desert?
An adventurous detective; you ain't hard as Tin Tin  
I can send this slacker packing just sharing my LinkedIn
Let it sink in, we won’t need Velma to deduce
you’d be shagging on the sofa; either way you Screwed the Pooch
You’ve split up so many times, but could never get a clue 
Sorry, but in every story, you’re most useless in your crew
Why am I not surprised this flimsy Hippie’s out of whack
Firing back like Fred’s Traps; endangering this giraffe 
Talking to your dog, right, what are you eating kid? 
It’s no mystery Scooby Snacks pack a secret ingredient 

Shaggy:
Zoinx! It’s a g-ghost! It’s a mask Shaggy, see!
Like, Boy do I feel dumb, it was his personality! 
When it comes to catching monsters; It’s not just ghosts we’re after
Like, there’s nothing quite as terrifying as your motion capture 

Tintin:
Speaking of movies, Scoob, which director sounds the worst
The mind behind Schindler’s list, or the guy who directed Smurfs? 
You almost had me convinced you could flow to this Captain
You’d have gotten away with it if not for your awful rapping

Written by Fle, Mat4yo, and Dustin

Scooby and Shaggy vs Tintin. CMRB

Starring
Jughead Jay as KO
GarbageGothic as Ruby

Ruby:
I don’t get it; you’re pathetic! Before you injure yourself,
I’ll go back to stacking bodies, you can stick with stacking shelves!
You could glitch yourself a good rap and we still wouldn’t be even 
So I’m never gonna waste my time versus Street Fightin’ Steven 

K.O:
I’m a Hero! KO! Beat this bad guy in a street fight;
A rude-y Ruby with a temper shorter than her screen time.
Serve you with my special move, fighting fire with fire 
You couldn’t get on my level, dude, if you fused with Sapphire
I’ll kick your Butt, man; even his bots could crush ya 
Rush to your foot clan, censor you like it’s Russia 
It’s your turn to rap, so go ahead and scream and shout
Try not to blow too much, you might put yourself out 

Ruby:
Sapphy, can you tell Son Goku to tread carefully  
One more bark from you and it’s over; Beware, Puppy! 
I’m Jailbreaking the bars! You’ll fail, race back to Gar
I’ll take you both apart, this Crystal Gem will have you seeing Stars
You think you’re both warriors in your leotards?  
Be alarmed- I don’t need Candy when it comes to being large 
I’m not one to judge but I can tell a lot 
You must be desperate when you’re crushing on a Peridot 

K.O:
Jheeze, you better cool it with your eternal inferno
For a symbol of love, it’s like you’re forever Turbo 
I won’t need Rad when it comes to this Rap contest
No worries, Mr Gar, I’ll be sure to clean up this hot mess

Written by Fle
Cover Art by Geon

Ruby vs K.O. CMRB

Starring
JRoyalVA as Frollo
Titanium1208 as Gaston

Frollo:
You should know, I don’t take kindly to peasants
It’d be wise to fall to your knees again, in my presence
Your gang of ruffians are nothing next to my amassed power  
And may the Lord have mercy once I show Belle my Tower
Forced marriage, locked her dad in a carriage, and what’s next?
You treat every woman like you’ve turned them into objects
Drop the facade, and ask anyone that knew you
It’s obvious you only wanted to see LeFooFoo

Gaston:
Are you sure that creature's not your son? Seems like your looks passed on
The Festival's over, so why’s this grandpa got his mask on?
I’ll fight any gargoyle, down to every last one
Cuz no one quite rocks the mic like Gaston

Townsfolk:
GASTON 

Gaston:
This matchup's beastly, I expect an atonement
Do you know who I am? I deserve a better opponent
LeFou! Remove the fool grovelling at my feet
The townsfolk will dub my verses “Beauty and the Beat”

Frollo:
Looks indeed are deceiving; although you look firm,
You’re grumpy cause you didn’t get to put the worm in bookworm 
I’ll rid this fight of vice and sin, which means your rage that lies within
When I spit Hellfire, this Gypsy will be fried and binned

Gaston:
You pulled a Gothel; raised a baby in cobble, but who's the loner?
The child or the man who burnt cities 'cuz he had a boner?
Build your wicked Frollo Baggins schemes in other bouts
So begone! I’ll help another looney old man... out!

Frollo vs Gaston. CMRB

Fle as Top Cat
Sparkycon as Garfield

Top Cat:
I do live in the streets but I won't take your pity
This lazy mouse-catcher musta’ wandered in my city
So this nitty gritty kitty acting like A.T.
The OG from ABC, don't you know it's T.C.!
Try to beat me? I run the streets that you're walkin' in
Stealing is my game; I own the bed that ya yawnin' in
I knew you were old news, and figured you’re the shitter, when 
I’d think to sprinkle in your comic strips into my litter bin  

Garfield (0:29):
Yo it's Garfield, get in line because I get real
Stop - listen - I'll turn this top kitten to my meal
Untrickable and cynical, you're a street-livin' criminal
Tho you’re spitting syllables that make Odie despicable
Monday is almost bearable when compared to you  
I could take a snooze (ooo) and you would still lose
It’s time to end this riot, take your syndicate and buy it
Because when you’re all gone, I'll get my peace and quiet

Top Cat:
Sleeping? You’re more boring than you let on
I don’t wanna hear you talkin’, so I’m envying Jon 
When I spit it's sick; you're dribbling disses
I'm not kitten, so listen, you’re sure grosser than cat piss is!
I’ll show you where catnip is; go and pay this slight fee
Then see the world watch as you get beat by me
Fat stacks: I got that! Not flapjacks: you want that!
I'm the most when I boast; tippity-top Top Cat!

Garfield (1:09):
Sure, stealings your deal, but I'll be the one to con ya
This easy victory was a piece of lasagna
I’m iconic, from my comics to my flicks n’ my apparel
You’ve been rotting in the bottom of the Hanna-Bar-barrel 
I mean, we both know you belong in that trash can
This matchup makes less sense than your cross with Batman
You'll never be a fat cat, no matter the cash grabs 
I've had it with this sad sack, I’d rather go cat nap
(zzzzzzzz)

Garfield vs Top Cat. CMRB

WATCH THE YOUTUBE VERSION:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW-EtHrBHBQ

Urban Legend Rap Battles is a side series hosted on Eddie's Rap Channel featuring characters of modern and ancient folklore alike. Characters from Creepypasta, Cryptozoology, the SCP Foundation, Folklore, Gaming Mythos and more are all permitted.

DeegleNV as Wario Apparition
J. as Herobrine

Herobrine:
Back in 2010 a single screenshot was taken
And I cemented myself as the gaming urban legend demon
Flash forward a decade and now the trend scaring gamers
Is some low-effort copypasta with its origins in memeing?
I can’t believe it, I’ve seen OCs with more passion
I’ll make your tears streaming, about to speedrun this rap and
It takes a whole team and hours of debugs and patching
Just for you to see that you cannot remove the classic
This fatso’s got so many chunks to load, the game is freezing
So come chase me down my 2x2s if you can even squeeze in
Keep roaming in the subconscious ‘till you’re forgotten by time
Salty and crying, nothing but anti-hero brine

Wario Apparition:
This mob’s mentality is corrupted to think he’s scaring me
But that verse was worse than a Minecraft parody
You’re a con like E3, but now the worst has arrived
You should know that every diss I spit is personalized
Take your tired whiner talk to my Dire Dire Docks
Where I fire miners off and leave ‘em fired worse than Notch
I’m a boss, you stink more than my Waft, and here’s the deal
It won’t take a source code leak for me to prove your L is real
A so called stalker and palette swap as a bad guy?
Your legend couldn’t get cornea if you had eyes
And you’re content to spook any random player that’s spawning in
You’re the tip of the iceberg, i’m the whole Ocean Monument
My garlic and gas will kick in to harness the rap i’m spitting
You’re hardly crafting a diss versus Wario Apparition
You’re irrelevant and old news - everybody wants to see me
While this dead brother is cared about even less than Luigi

Herobrine:
This head is creeping, appearing for any reason cuz he’s
Jealous he will never get a peep at Princess Peach’s Nether region
Warn me about seeing you for the side effects? Please, bro
Looking down on you’s only stroking my ego
This Apparition’s unable to Cope-land - Not punchin’ trees when i’m saying i’ll throw hands
Your meme is growing so slow, it’s in Soul Sand, as expected when your origin’s 4chan
I’m gaming’s stalwart monster - burning brighter than lava
While this Italian is held up on his creepy pasta

Wario Apparition:
Enter this retextured painting, no escaping this entity
I’ll leave you seeing more stars than it takes for you to get to me
Your builds will all be demoed and after i’m done rapping
They’ll have to add “Herobrine Removed.” back in the patches

Written by Eddiefrb
Coverart by Rabi
Illustrations by BMB
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Mastered by Sebb
Beat prod. by ThatKidGoran

Wario Apparition vs Herobrine - Urban Legend Rap Battle

Check out the (ANIMATED) video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKCxNmCLl7M

Jerry Flowers as Alastor
Alex as Siren Head

Siren Head:
I’m hailed as the patron saint of bad things coming
And it’s more than a moniker when I’m paired against a demon
Not talkin’ your Hotel when this has-been’s running
With his tail between his legs, ‘cuz I tear into a heathen
A deer is entering my woodlands - This greeting we hadn’t shook hands
Don’t need a rifle to hunt you for sport and then mount your noggin on a wood stand
You can’t handle what i’m bringing because Hell is so full
Got my ears ringing like you’re the telephone pole
Henderson’s hindering venison imps and your denizens think Siren Head’s in control

Alastor:
Are you pulling my leg? ‘Cuz I think I got a Charlie horse
Those bars are torturous, not even something I’d endorse
Rap battles are truly so much fun for me, Eddie
But if you were going to win, YOU WOULD’VE DONE SO ALREADY
Yes, I’m the big shot eldritch horror - ding dong and ditch on ya
Bring your best, come on, the thing from hell spits hotter
King of senseless slaughter - sins brought death and honour
Sing your siren song ‘cuz this one’s well a goner
Rejected as an SCP but you should stay contained
In the minds of children dumb enough to want to play your games
And before our station cuts back to Trevor’s commercial break
Best stay tuned for when I finish off this miserable mistake 

Siren Head:
It’s alarming, you suck more than a tornado
It seems that inside of every demon is a lame flow, take notes
Your pathetic pathos hate shows you’re not charming, hack
Ain’t seen a bigger animated pussy since Cartoon Cat
You should reflect how this battle goes - Ain’t been dissed this hard since Vaggie, bro
I’m edging closer and hell’ll freeze over when i’m serving Alastor a la mode
You’re off the air and off your rocker tryna fight me
When it comes to radio, you’re less deadly than 5G

Alastor:
Your mic is peaking - too bad it’s not your dissing skills 
My ears are bleeding - now I know how your victims feel
This trending fad will come to pass, I’ll continue my show’s run
Soon to sink back to the cemetery that you rose from

Written, Directed & Coverart by Eddiefrb
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Prod. by Anywaywell

NEXT BATTLE: Tomorrow Is Another Day (ft. Azia? & GamingPlush64)

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