despite the fact this is an among us vs fall guys song this song goes hella hard imo, so i decided to post it

Among Us Vs Fall Guys  Rap Battle

Bugs Bunny Beatbox Solo

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Mr. Tibbs as Paul Bunyan
Freeced as Johnny Appleseed

Paul Bunyan:
You should've caught me on a different day!
Unless you're fishing logs, you should put those grippers away! (Goddamn!)
I'll pull the stick and turn you into a saint!
Still make a bigger splash than you when I piss in the lake! (Ooh!)
Tell your Jiminy Cricket that you ain't fit for the visit
Because he's looking for a minister this hillbilly isn't!
Your diet's so damn acidic, you're prolly riddled with rickets!
Instead of picking them apples, you should be picking a clinic!
You must be packed with ulcers, you fragile loner!
You're the first pothead to always pass out sober! (Ooh!)
Christian missionary; you're like half a soldier!
That's a culture too aggro for agriculture!
Is that a skunk on your goddamn hands and shoulders,
Or just your rancid odor? It really isn't a wonder
you never danced with folks, and ladies pass you over!
Sanctimonious, your seed is for the plants to grow with!

Johnny Appleseed:
I keep the field busy, but why are you talking? (Ow!)
Instead of getting a real Babe, you Blue Oxen!
Unraveled all the mangling you did before you packed up!
Broke the ice with all these people, just to ditch them for Alaska! (Yeah!)
I'm prominent forever as a real-life hero!
Accomplishments you've ever had in real life: zero!
Too big for your boots since you were a year old!
I bet they used the American flag to clean your earholes,
Cause you're a stain on the nation, and I'm a national treasure!
Talking pennywise, you're nothing but an asset for terror!
Yeah, I know a bad apple when I see one.
Maybe branch out, 'cause your crew's up a tree stump!

Paul Bunyan:
His people skills are criminal; he plants and bails,
Afraid they'll pull his drawers up past his wagon trail!
He's planting Red Delicious; throw this man in jail!
Gotta be the first time a stock in Apple failed! (Wow!)
Look at little baby Johnny, as he's trying a taste,
Getting humbled by reality, like a pie to the face!
I can't imagine all the time he'll-a waste
Tryna make Indiana look like prime real estate! (Wow!)
No matter how many times you keep on bringing 'em back,
I'll still clear a season's work with one swing of the axe!
And I ain't tryna battle, damn; I didn't even attack!
I just sneezed; knocked this plantation clean off the map! (Wow!)

Johnny Appleseed:
These folks don't want to see you drag your hobnails through shrubbery! (Hmm...)
Everyone who listens to your tall tales looks up to me! (Yep!)
Paul fails to trouble me; I'm living in honor.
I'm not a drinking man, but I'm about to finish this logger! (Yee-haw!)
Machines took our jobs, and they say the world is heating up.
My trees do their best so that the seasons keep from speeding up!
But please tell me why you blame the engines when you eat enough
To leave bigger carbon footprints than a fleet of trucks!
Your teamwork sucks; you break everything your palms touch!
They must've asked you to bring insurance to the potluck!
Ever since logging off, you're pining for some sawdust!
Your story ends just how it began: Paul is washed up!

Paul Bunyan vs. Johnny Appleseed - Rap Battle!

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Chase Beck as Santa Claus
Freshy Kanal as Satan
McGwire, Cami-Cat, RaccoonBroVA, Freshy Kanal, Freeced, JustGamer, Johnald, Mike Choe & Swizkii as Elves

Santa Claus:
I'm dropping off some gifts before you start the apocalypse,
'Cause Old Saint Nick don't play with H-E-double hockey sticks!
Deceiving all the humans that you're so below,
So I'll clean the Garden of Eden up like a hoe hoe hoe!
You were given all of Heaven's beauty, so what did you lose it for?
Let's make Lucifer a few trimmers so he can lose the fur!
Staged rebellion 'cause you weren't cared for like God?
Gambled your future with those snake eyes, and your pair of dice lost!
When I'm inside chimneys, surrounded in smoke,
I may be high on rooftops, but I can smell you're brimstoned! (Brimstoned!)
So like it's church, I'll be confessing the truth
When all it takes to vanquish your sin is to step in a booth!
And you're the bringer of light? Say, that reminds me:
I got a job for your bottom at the top of my pine tree!
You specialize in phony scams; I specialize in long letters!
They tell me you're not a villain; you're just a call center!

Satan:
It's the path of Satan that you've crossed with.
Check Faust's contract; see how I deal with Clauses.
I fell from the heavens and got a new life.
You fell from a roof... and fucking died!
Worship me, you sad hoax spread at Christmas time!
I was made to rule over you; I'm the Prince of Lies!
You're not made to guide a human through their childhood,
'Cause they don't know if you exist; they just fear that I could!
There's no visit if your parents don't have bucks to spend!
Swig a glass of milk, 'cause you're favoring the 1%!
You witness struggle, and then step away!
Tiny Tim won't walk when you're handing him a candy cane!
Spying on resting children, you're always watching!
Must be a treat to stuff our nights with Christmas "stalking"!
Everything about you is a scheme to net dough!
Led by a red nose; fitting when you represent Coke!
It's Boxing Day when they punch the clock just to not get paid!
And I'm the snake, yet Claus escaped on his sleigh when the audits came!
How awful; I'll offer a proper wage and gold benefits!
Sign here; it'll be your last will and Old Testament!

Santa Claus:
You couldn't make me sign that while hanging over your lava!
Want me to sell my soul? I thought the devil wears prada!
I circle the equator, drop presents around the nations!
You couldn't make a starving man give into temptation!
You went from burning girls in Salem to persecuting gay folks!
Sprouted those horns, because you're nothing but a scape-goat!
Up in the clouds, you were handed it all,
Until you let your ego grow, and you got decked out the halls!
You had your entire wishlist get checked off by God,
But you only became worth writing down when you fell off!
Just because you spend your time with guys out fiddling kids,
It doesn't mean you have the skills to try out-fiddling kids!
The Bible says a thief must provide for restitution,
But you acted as your own judge, and you still chose execution!

Satan:
They praised your day; now it frightens the devout.
Why, you've left it like a postcard, with Christ X'd out!
Caused the world to stray from God, but turns out after all,
You moved the pastor's traditions with kids into the mall!
Wring families dry 'til there's a sacrifice made!
They'll pay whatever costs, like it's Black Magic Friday!
Corrupted the day of being grateful, and you dare say I'm the devil?!
All you've done was damn the Christmas spirit to my level!
So try to forbid me; your efforts are fruitless!
You're chewing on cookies; I'm gnawing on Judas!
You need an Eve to cheer up the world's needy?!
I just needed Eve, and I doomed the whole species!

Santa vs. Satan - Rap Battle!

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Kurobane Azia as Rappa
Ethan Connor Condon as Boothill

Rappa:
(Yuh! Yo!) This ain't a battle rap; this just a rap attack! Backflipping acrobat!
(Yuh!) Shuriken grabbed in hand, all of your stats are whack; time that you hang the hat!
Upgrading everywhere, but didn't fix the main issue of shutting your mouth!
Lucky that too much intelligence really ain't something that you gotta worry about!
Let's rewind to the top, before you turned all RoboCop!
Parents flaking on 'ya; you got taken to the snow and dropped!
Spin through with ninjutsu, and ninjas get their neck severed!
Full of tech, yet struggle to send a text message!
On a different brainwave; look like you need a vacay!
You've been a workaholic; least you'll die keeping your namesake!
'Cause you can kick your feet up and lay resting when you're dead.
I'll take the last of your humanity and get rid of your head!

Boothill:
The sheriff is in town; I'm 'bout to get it loud with buck lead.
I got the highest specs; my mind is still in check, fudgehead!
I'm hunting real bounties, while you're fighting ghosts and phonies!
Your poster's "Dead or Alive", and those horns look like a golden trophy!
You paint a picture of a life that don't feel true.
Graffiti's just like Banksy, 'cause no one knows the real you!
Your worldview was toyed with, and now nothing ain't stranger.
The buzz got to your head since you've become a space ranger!

Rappa:
I gotta snap back to reality? You're the one in a fantasy!
You're so sensitive that you censored your own profanity!
Your planet's seen better days; excavated, set ablaze!
Guess the system got corrupted, and now there's nothing left to save!
Seems that all of that lecturing you did was pretty much useless!
And now that little guitar is only good for playing the blues with!
You're a clumsy hired gun, but I got a killshot that'll drive you nuts!
Show you extended clips of your backstory: the Schneider's Cut!

Boothill:
Look, I'm all for poking fun, but there's a smoking gun.
Must've learned acting from Acheron, but I'll show you how the show is run!
I've heard tall tales, but you've flew the whole damn coop!
Grab you by that tail, have 'ya spinning like a lasso!
You're looking out of place, but not out of range!
And no amount of paint is gonna shroud bloodstains!
Some vigilante dress-up act; hero complex personality.
Take you down to the slammer, you'd prolly plead insanity!
You need a doc for your primitive skull; no reason getting through!
Come swinging like saloon doors; ain't long before you get the boot!
My family matters let me down with a regret or two,
But to feel a hug again, you need tickets to the petting zoo.

Boothill vs. Rappa - Rap Battle!

F*CK EM UP

Season 3 begins.

JacobSZ as Professor Utonium
Miss Shellah as Princess Bubblegum

Princess Bubblegum:
Stepping to royalty, have you taken Chemical Ecstasy?
I’ll ruin Samurai ‘Jack-off’’ like Craig McCracken’s legacy
Are your super Bratz with you? ‘Cuz if not- you better ring ‘em 
So they can witness disses sweeter than the entire Candy Kingdom 
You’re nutty, Professor; getting messed up by Bubblegum 
I made a whole species, I pack a Cinnamon Punch 
This specimen’s whack, yo: he lacks my rap Mojo 
I be bursting your Bubbles with mathematical flow (ohhh)

Professor Utonium: 
Sugar! Lines tasteful unlike your lemon Frankenstein 
Your stale plot’s like old gum, a real King’ll put it on Ice
Dropping rhythm and rhymes to simply Spice up this fight 
Cause on the mic, I’m anything but Everything Nice!
Mixing you up like your DNA ‘n’ you’re making me tired
Like all your countless attempts to sink your teeth into a Vampire 
You’re worn out, Bonnie. Looks like you’ve been chewed up
And seconds separated from always being “Too Young”
 
Princess Bubblegum:
Better than being a crusty Earl Grey with Lemon sourness
Who sends three little girls daily to get devoured, yes?
I’m pushing to my Goal-iad; a Blockhead’s resignation
Who’s even more of an accident than his own creations!

Professor Utonium:
Well unlike your freaks, mine were made to save the day!
Blossoming into responsibility, taking targets their way
You dominate your citizens, it’s no surprise they piked it
Girls, this is why you should never be Adventure two-Timing.

Beat by Kustom
Written by Fel, ChaoProductions, Legion, Skeep, Walk, Anthony


Princess Bubblegum vs Professor Utonium. Season 3, Wave 1

Finally

JMBRaps as Squidward
WoodenHornets as Benson
Frenzy as Mordecai 
Anthony as Rigby 
Skeep as Spongebob
SuperThingsOnCups as Patrick
Zack as Announcer 

Benson:
I’m past passing the salt when a battle’s on the table
Burning you harder than your cooking when I diss the distasteful
I’m killin’ you on this mic; you’ll finally meet your Hopes and Dreams
I’ve seen you more fired up when you were pistachio ice cream!
Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost’s show’s support is out of life
Cause I’m steppin’ on you like it was the beach or you’re on Strike
What I spit shocks; Rigby! My verse’s wiring is faulty (ugghhh)
You reside in the ocean, it’s no wonder you’re salty

Squidward:
I drive a cheap bargain for a Naive Man From Lolliland
Cause with a Jinx, you flip worth being thrifted or thrown a trash can
Try to Think Positive, because you’re just sore from losin’
But you still happen to be a bigger douche than Susan
I like to shatter glass-domed slackers when I see ‘em!
You’re trippin’ on your own gumballs; 2 in the AM PM
Kit to gumball machines: leave them in a one-fifty Piece
Please just leave so I can play my Clarinet in peace

Benson:
Quit slacking on these beats, pinocchio

Mordecai:
Yeah chill out, dude

Benson:
Mordecai can’t compare when it comes to your rude attitude 
You’re a suck-up, kissed a Krab’s butt; makes me wonder why I bother
In this ‘Fiasco!’; I bring ‘The Power’ to blow a Squid Out of Water
I spit it hotter, your whole verse was dragged-on like a Golf Cart
You’re like the Dali of the deep sea if he’d sucked at making art!
Let me ‘Rap it Up’ here, lyrical structure’s what you require
Serving burns to roast Smoked Calamari because you’re fired!

Squidward:
...Still here? I’d thought you beat it and hit on your drums
I kick a Squid outta my House if he doesn’t take my Fancy-son
The only thing you’d rock is banding with Pat like Krabs for a buck
SPONGEBOB! He wants to be served, Grilled Cheese Deluxe
(ARGH!) This Cheezers sleazeball is making me go bananas
When I Say That Word, he’s lost his hair or battle to bandanas
You’re more full of McFluff than one of your cats on the internet
Your ugly mug’s the World’s Best Boss at Most Likely Sucking Eggs

Squidward vs Benson. Season 3, Wave 1

Starring
TCMZiggy as Shaggy Rodgers
Mat4yo as Tintin
Fle as Scooby

Shaggy and Scooby:
RUH ROH! SHAGGY, you’re heading right into a boobie trap 
Like Scoob, that’s Tin Tin! Let’s show him how Scooby Raps!
I’m all for beating bad guys, but his pastimes are pitiful
Like, keep on shooting Rhinos and take a seat with the criminals 
Like, you must’ve left your animation on the Hammock
Spitting fire on this boat, like, hot flow that’ll cause mad havoc  
Shaggy he’s a reporter! Like, would you note this for later;
Capture our good sides, when you put your loss in the newspaper! 
Like, Scoob, it’s up to us to crack this mental case
Who’s more insensitive than his depictions of race 
Jeez, like, I can’t stand to look at this blank slate 
It looks like Hergé forgot to finish your face 

Tintin:
Are you sick of your cross-over flicks; I can tell that you’re fed up
'Cuz those rhymes were so dry, did I land in another desert?
An adventurous detective; you ain't hard as Tin Tin  
I can send this slacker packing just sharing my LinkedIn
Let it sink in, we won’t need Velma to deduce
you’d be shagging on the sofa; either way you Screwed the Pooch
You’ve split up so many times, but could never get a clue 
Sorry, but in every story, you’re most useless in your crew
Why am I not surprised this flimsy Hippie’s out of whack
Firing back like Fred’s Traps; endangering this giraffe 
Talking to your dog, right, what are you eating kid? 
It’s no mystery Scooby Snacks pack a secret ingredient 

Shaggy:
Zoinx! It’s a g-ghost! It’s a mask Shaggy, see!
Like, Boy do I feel dumb, it was his personality! 
When it comes to catching monsters; It’s not just ghosts we’re after
Like, there’s nothing quite as terrifying as your motion capture 

Tintin:
Speaking of movies, Scoob, which director sounds the worst
The mind behind Schindler’s list, or the guy who directed Smurfs? 
You almost had me convinced you could flow to this Captain
You’d have gotten away with it if not for your awful rapping

Written by Fle, Mat4yo, and Dustin

Scooby and Shaggy vs Tintin. CMRB

Starring
Jughead Jay as KO
GarbageGothic as Ruby

Ruby:
I don’t get it; you’re pathetic! Before you injure yourself,
I’ll go back to stacking bodies, you can stick with stacking shelves!
You could glitch yourself a good rap and we still wouldn’t be even 
So I’m never gonna waste my time versus Street Fightin’ Steven 

K.O:
I’m a Hero! KO! Beat this bad guy in a street fight;
A rude-y Ruby with a temper shorter than her screen time.
Serve you with my special move, fighting fire with fire 
You couldn’t get on my level, dude, if you fused with Sapphire
I’ll kick your Butt, man; even his bots could crush ya 
Rush to your foot clan, censor you like it’s Russia 
It’s your turn to rap, so go ahead and scream and shout
Try not to blow too much, you might put yourself out 

Ruby:
Sapphy, can you tell Son Goku to tread carefully  
One more bark from you and it’s over; Beware, Puppy! 
I’m Jailbreaking the bars! You’ll fail, race back to Gar
I’ll take you both apart, this Crystal Gem will have you seeing Stars
You think you’re both warriors in your leotards?  
Be alarmed- I don’t need Candy when it comes to being large 
I’m not one to judge but I can tell a lot 
You must be desperate when you’re crushing on a Peridot 

K.O:
Jheeze, you better cool it with your eternal inferno
For a symbol of love, it’s like you’re forever Turbo 
I won’t need Rad when it comes to this Rap contest
No worries, Mr Gar, I’ll be sure to clean up this hot mess

Written by Fle
Cover Art by Geon

Ruby vs K.O. CMRB

@user-804611078 as Sayori
@mothmancha as Squidward

Squidward:
Let me start this battle off with just telling you the truth
I don’t like pink, and I don’t like you.
I expected a decent VN, then I viewed your whole crew
Those sprites prove you move even less than my statues
DON’T MESS WITH MR. TENNISBAAALLS!
I’m the crescendo of the beat! When you’re up then it falls!
With just a single critique you would weep for weeks!
Weren’t even in your game long enough to start a Snapchat streak!
Sad characters in media? You’re looking at the precedent!
You’re just keeping up the chain of negligent Vice Presidents!
Sayori’s not at school, take a look and you’d find her
Stuck in solitude with weebs, pleading for an e-minor!

Sayori:
Welcome to the club! Thanks for sharing your poem
Girls, see its bad structure, that’s unexpected for him
When your music and grace has touched millions and millions!
Oh, wait for a second. I thought that you were Squilliam~!
I’ve never seen someone as soft inside as Mr. Cow and yet
Nobody cared for your performance when you blew your Clarinet
Think you’d be good with ink, but as an artist, you’re feckless
So who’s up for takoyaki? I want breakfast.

Squidward:
How bout a cinnamon bun? I’m just not into sappy bots
When I see you I can’t think of anything BUT happy thots
Left grabbing your executive sentience in the last act
Seems that this MC’s caught stealing like MatPat
Doki Doki is overrated. Yes I said it
Monika’s the one who cashed out, you got no credit!
Because, honestly, nobody even cares if you cry
Get out of my head. No, get out of my life!

Squidward's Suicide:
These rain clouds come around and envelop your mind
Feels like you’re stuck in place but if you don’t move you’ll die
In quicksand, give me your hand, in just a bit you’ll be fine
But then you realize it’s in your mind the rest of your whole life
You dread waking up but can’t move yourself to go to sleep
There’s nowhere to evade when you’re trapped in your dreams
You’re more empty inside than my trophy case…..
Be honest Sayori, there is only one escape

Sayori:
W-why are you still here? I should’ve stayed taking a nap
Your bars fall flat, of course you were inspired by a rat
I finally understand what Monika was doing...
Your progress was like a poem… it just stopped moving
Every punch line of your lyrics I sat down and read missed
You’re a deficient musician, that’s why I said this
That verse wasn’t yourself, yet you still spoiled it!
Sorry, Tortellini, I took your pasta and boiled it
Ungently open this door and look, you’re less hideous
Tried to “ruin my childhood”, so I’m left pitiless
You can’t hurt me in this fight, Mr. Monika’s thighs
Me winning is more hyper-realistic than your eyes
Expel the demons from my head, these are my last wishes:
You lying in your moai, sleeping with the fishes
Is there a way that I can switch this all to easy mode?
Accept what will come and just… let me go.

Ruby vs K.O. CMRB

CMRB

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