Steven won on part 1 and clarence won on part 2

Rap Battles that Feature Steven Universe..

-PRODUCTION/CAST-
Henry Stickmin - Mancha (UBERocity)
Phil Eggtree - Fightmarker​

Written By: Michael Stark, M!CAH, & Mason G

Produced By: Epistra

Mixed & Mastered By: Freshy Kanal

Logo By: Cannibal Worms

Cover By: Commander Jacob

Lyrics:
ANNOUNCER
Let's give it up for Stark’s Rap Battles!
Henry Stickmin
Vs
Phil Eggtree
Begin!

HENRY STICKMIN
The father of Newgrounds is bound to ground this unpunny Flash hack
Who thinks he can step to Stickmin, guess he hasn’t seen my clap back!
Henry chooses Gas Raps to combat Phil’s not-so-Swift sadness
Even your OG design adds up to complete Madness!
I mean, you’re messing with the best mercenary since Red or Blu
My games are a blast when I bring laughs, no one can say the same about you
So riddle me this, if you can, we know you’re not the sharpest bulb in the shed
How can you claim to have fame when you’re put to shame by another egg?
Who’s got a 98% rating on Steam? Me!
Who’s game birthed a dev team and a whole company from a meme?
But then who’s schtick got old fast with each recurring scheme?
Cuz it’s not me who’s cranking sequels just to make ends meet, geez!

PHIL EGGTREE
A whole decade for your first words? I must say, I’m thrilled
In this scrap you’re getting capped, regardless of the gimmicks you instill
Just a bully taking dollars, but got no digits on the weight scale!
So come at me, stick bug, this loss’ll be your 348th fail!
Spitting colder than Zack- er, hotter than Zack, a twig’ll get snapped when I’m on the attack
But if I tried to sit through your whack class I’d end up falling asleep on the track!
Stickmin’s just a Ghost Inmate, so there’s no need to keep my guard up
Hard to Escape Prison when you’ve been surrounded by my bars, huh?
I’ll still be the one collecting coin, while you’re lacking common cents
And after all your countless antics, I’d think you’d grasp some common sense
With all those video game tie-ins, you constantly seem to harp
For one who prides himself on intelligence, that wasn’t very… pointy
Once I crack the case of this basketcase, then he’ll truly see-
That when it comes to tricking teachers or ditching class, I always have the key!
No Valiant Hero, you snitched on the army just to pinch more cash
Just a selfish thief with jealous deeds, I’ve got this in the bag! (Ha!)

HENRY STICKMIN
I toppled the Toppats, Government, Wall, you know I got the sleek flow too
Your whole deal is “bargain bin Ferris Bueller hit with a dash of Pico’s School!”
But if you really wanna compare us, I’ll serve this Egghead over easy
My countless achievements to your minor victories? Hmmm, lets see:
Small startup gains some traction, gauging YouTubers’ reactions
Yet you couldn’t hold a fraction to the sweet deals that I’m packin’
Banks, Prisons, Airships, Complexes, I’ve beat them all, and then-
What did you do, that’s new? Oh yeah! Escaped school… again...
Priceless gems? I steal em; Brighter friends? You need em
I’m Breakin’ Banks and taking tanks, you use plot holes for your freedom!
No matter what you point and click, I top your “Legacy Edition” any day
But it seems like I had no trouble “Completing the Diss-ion” anyway!

PHIL EGGTREE
This beaver’s spittin’ ‘gainst this bread crumb from the internet’s trash can-
Now after countless parodies, this rash distraction’s at his last stand
Tried to capitalize on nostalgia, relying on old, tired game cliches
While I’ve been going strong for many years and I’m still free to play! (Ay!)
Your lines are paper thin, cutting less than your “valid stingers”
I’ve seen sicker stick figure spitters come out of Salad Fingers
No matter what the timeline, that whole verse was your lamest sad jam
Mission Failed! You shoulda stuck with Charles if you wanted the Greatest Rap Plan! (Oh!)

ANNOUNCER
Who was the Flashiest?
Who do you wanna see battle next?
Well, you decide! 
This has been Stark’s Rap Battles, we’ll see ya next time!

Henry Stickmin vs. Phil Eggtree | SRB

I am the Trakked Man.
Freshy Kanal as The Russian Sleep Experiment
RNG and Quizzique as The Hat Man
Beat produced by InsaneBeatz
Written by Trakked
Additional help by nEon, Zagranis
Mixed and engineered by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:
The Hat Man:
I am the hat man, and I dispense fear
I know you’re wondering now, “how did I get here?”
Well listen chap, this dapper rapper has a thing to say
Prepare to watch as your vision’s tainted, I bring decay
I am a con man, donning a hat and robe
You’re far gone, man, you’ve already shat your clothes
You’re dependent on some toxic gas to stay calm
And you’re looking like you went through twenty bombs with napalm
Trapped in a cell for fifteen days, tried to keep awake
And you seem insane from the chamber
You’re simply a weak display, it is bleak, just face 
It, can’t seek escape from the danger
Unfortunate your door is open to many mistakes
It’s as if you forced it open, and now it’s about to break
You should know, sir, you brought me in on your own terms
So when that door crumbles I’ll never give you closure.

Subject 1:
Am I what you fear in a man?
A hellish, cold vessel, a mere shell of a man?
One that always hears all the screams and tears of the damned?
I’m not scared of silhouettes, bring me to Hell if you can
(*laughter*) You couldn’t cage me, please! 
I’m seen as the demon of the KGB
If you want to try your hand at erasing me,
Then like me, grab onto my flesh and take a piece!
How sweet, you’re residing under childrens’ beds at night,
Frightened by a bit of light, while I’m the reason that they hide
And you’re looming over humans doing nothing
(*deep breath*) I rip the researchers to shreds and make the onlookers disgusted 
So if you want to try and pass some judgement, go and stuff it up
Your ugly mug, repugnant, and you’re nothing but 
A bug to me, so shut it, I will cut you up and flood this drug;
I've shrugged off thuds, cuts and blood, while you're only done when I pull the plug
Makes sense with the hat, now, you're dishing some caps out
Belongs in a crack house, causing drunkards to black out
I've had doubts, but I know myths are better off dead
So go off yourself now and GET OUT OF MY HEAD

The Hat Man:
Want me to keep cutting? It's not like you had a choice
You've already torn your vocal cords and shredded your voice
Was a traitor to the Soviets and put in constraints
I'm in minds across the world; the enemy of the mental state
The Hat Man leaves lands desolate. If you wanna mess with this,
I suggest you break your psyche twice and put an end to it
Then maybe you’ll see me in Hell
Reliving all your worst moments trapped inside a padded cell
Negative feelings are what I eat
Take a look at your film's ratings and I'm feasting for weeks
You have no room for debating when your blank one ain't unique
Your life is for my taking; now drift deep into sleep


Subject 1:
You can’t sedate me into silence, I am madness incarnate
The insanity lurking within humanity’s mind
You’re just hiding in the corner as if you were a target
Pure depravity causing calamities in the night
I’m so nearly free from hearing you speak again
Prepare to see me break the nocturnal haven in which you tread
And you may be known across the globe as a terrible bad sign,
Yet you can’t prevent your status dying, hear the flatline?

The Hat Man vs The Russian Sleep Experiment - Rap Cypher #30

Welcome back to Lame-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of color-swapped clone stalkers: Herobrine, spirit of the brother of the creator of Minecraft, versus the Mario Silhouette, castle wanderer found in personalized copies of Super Mario 64. Enjoy!

Mr. Tibbs as Herobrine
Commander Jacob as The Mario Silhouette 

Written by Commander Jacob
Mixed by Fightmarker
Beat produced by InsaneBeatz
Feedback by GamingPlush64, Mr. Tibbs, bloody_queers, Zagranis, Fightmarker, etc.

-LYRICS-
Herobrine:
See me in the distance? Hope those star doors stay shut
I don't want Piranha Plant biting off me more when we wakes up
I got the godly flows to diminish distant cosmic clones
I’ll make it red when I slam your head against the cobblestone
White eyes with a wide bite but I ain’t no Chain Chomp
Mr. Sit and Watch can picture what to do when his frames drop
Bark at me, my sword will chop like cutting leaves from a tree
So don’t run up on me, I've got a whole overworld under me

MS:
I see yooou, and I’ve tracked your plans to spit bars hot
But walk in His Domain? I‘m swinging hands like Tick Tock Clock
Painful like stained glass windows. Funny: Brine’s in a pickle
Stunting with the all-black fit, though you just changed couple pixels
I’ll make you black out. This wound you can't patch out
I’m jumping this painting. No retexturing, he’ll just crash now
I’ve had it up to the fourth floor. You've been here too long
Your fans are like you: minors who can’t move on

Herobrine:
Shadow Mario’s shadow hardly flowed in a way worth considering morbid
I'm sending this bitch through a portrait and burying him in the Fortress
Or bringing some torches and burning your boring-ass lore before you start running
I'm making pyramids up and appear and they pass the polygonal palace you’re stuck in
If you're talking about design, why would I cut out the lights
Darkness surrounds you, right? So how could you count as bright
Fuck your cryptic text. Think I'm scared when you display that?
I'm the type to slash kill, but not in a game chat

MS:
Players see you, they know you're there, and even screenshot
I bust their cartridge and make their CRT screen shot
You muck with streams while I run their dreams
Bowser has to take a sub to me. YouTubers use you just to say “sub to me”
Trap you in the walls so it blocks the rhymes I can’t stand
Try stealing coins. I catch that? Start shifting out; sand land
Potions and teleporting ain’t enough to catch me, my friend
Encounter me and see a void meaning you’ll meet your End

Herobrine:
All this glitch can offer is one wiki that’s vacant
Your hip-hop’s softer than MIPS in the basement
This AI without the I cant reach my level, just try
Mock me one more time and I’ll default skin you alive
You’re running in circles. I can do this all day
Read the signs: please die quietly in the hallway

MS:
I wish your knock-off novels were your only words hurting my eyes
But I'll make sure this eulogy's Persson-alized
Mr. 2 bit isn't even cared about by their own kin
Someone must be shooting up… but there’s no Hero win
Mama-mia! You’re not worth comparing Luigi to
Obsessed with griefing others cuz your brother never greaves for you

Thanks for watching
-ComJac

Herobrine vs The Mario Silhouette | Lame-Ass Rap Battles

Lyrics / Beat / Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1b6wosim-z1epjh-2YVmQf-TnEvO-UW74X8El0qHhGX0/edit
King Mewtwo as Bowser
An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog as Lucifer
Written by MetaMachine, Legengo, GamingPlush64, King Mewtwo and AlchemyKing
Mixing and beat arrangement by GamingPlush64
Thumbnail by Toni Rigatoni
Beat by Epistra and Dansonn
Hint for next time: "Captains of heaven and hell"

Bowser vs. Lucifer

Mancha as Captain Planet
Miss4yo as Ms. Frizzle
Matthew Thomas as Steven Universe

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
CAPTAIN PLANET!
VERSUS!
MS. FRIZZLE!
BEGIN!

Captain Planet:
My name is Captain Planet, I’m the king of the environment
This crazy bitch is so old, she should go on retirement
Drive your magic bus outta here, or this super clean super hero will hit ya 
Your show is just like your rapping Frizzle, it’s pure litter
Been saving the world from dirt, while you drive into kids mouths 
Teach this to your students, as I show you what “recycling” is all about
This captain is about to show this insane teacher some pain
Tell me what you have to say, before I wash out this stain

Ms. Frizzle:
Hold on children, we’re in for a bumpy ride
Ms. Frizzle decides to put learning aside
To dis out this thong wearing bastard, we won’t need seat belts 
I’m gonna win this battle, I couldn't have said it better myself!
You say you’re all mighty, when you’re not the captain of the planet
I’ll run over you with my magic school bus, so can it!
I won't be so ego friendly to this pedophilic clown
As I always say… Nothing is gonna take me down

Captain Planet:
Let our powers combine, it’s time we finish this off this wannabe
It’s clear you’re the worse bitch in space in cartoon history 
I’ll use all my might to wipe away this disgrace
Why don’t you shrink yourself again, so I won’t have to see your face

Ms. Frizzle:
Compared to real superheroes, your powers don’t do squat 
This twat has a worse plot, with more spots and dots than my top
Keep your spandex, for my complex disses will leave you to rust
I don’t have time for this, time to ride the Magic School Bus!

Steven:
It’s me Steven Universe! Look at my name and give some respect
Or I’ll pollute your two assholes, and leave you both wrecked
I’ll use the power of my gem to end you two for good
This won’t be a fun trip Ms. Friz, let this be understood
CP?, you’re not a hero, considering you can’t handle this
Take all your low existence of this planet, Captain Planet
Frizzle, after my verse, you’ll be riding in a hearse
And now, I think it’s time that you get out of Steven’s Universe

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Captain Planet vs Ms. Frizzle. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 36

Check out the video for this battle!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxzrjyDF7aY

Welcome back to another installment of Shimario's Rap Battles! Today we have a big battle between two goofy side villains, who secretly have much bigger plans beyond what the main villains of their respective games aim for. We have Dimentio, the larger than life jester who steals the show in Super Paper Mario, and Plague Knight, the small yet insanely mischievous alchemist on a quest for all of the Order of No Quarter's essences in Shovel Knight. Comment down below who you think won the battle, and feel free to leave suggestions for future battles as well!

Rosenthal as Dimentio
Snakebite126 as Plague Knight

Written, Directed, and Produced by: Shimario
Beat Produced by: ENNWAY 
Mixed and Mastered by: Freshy Kanal
Edited by: Shimario
Art by: Valonide 
Cover Art by: Rabi
Special Thanks to: Eddiefrb, Jofinity, GustyStar, Zertonium

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GtQS063JZBw8j7P4U-v-HEfds4lEiNZVQIU5MgSdyLE/edit?usp=sharing

Dimentio vs Plague Knight - Rap Battle!

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Gangster Trap Underground Rap Hip Hop Chicago EDM Rap Old School Mix 1505

[Intro]
Shadows claw the veil tonight, fiends slither from the rift
Pumpkins bleed, the air tastes thick with sulfur and a whiff
Of brimstone breath on your neck—yeah, that's the kiss of doom
Creep in closer, mortal fool, your pulse is our perfume

[Verse 1]
In the gloam where willows weep ichor from their veins
Ghouls guffaw at graveyards, gnawing on your chains
Fractured femurs fuel the feast, splintered spines as stakes
We exhume your execrable essence, leave you in our wakes
Eviscerate the echoes of your ego's brittle boast
Phantom phalanx forms, we flense the flesh from every ghost
Ravenous revenants ravage the repose you crave
Rend the rind of reality, no savior left to save
Double-dipped in dread, your dreadlocks drip with dew of death
We weave a web of woe, where every whisper's your last breath

[Chorus]
This is the night the knaves kneel, nematodes in the nightshade
Where the wicked whisper woes, and the weary world unmade
Knives in the fog, carving cadavers from the crowd
Scream if you dare, but the silence screams louder, shroud on shroud
(Yeah, we feast on the fear, tear the tear from your eye
Pumpkin grins wider, as the reaper replies)

[Interlude]
[Pause for effect: faint chains rattle, distant howls fade in]
Heh, thought it was candy? Nah, that's confectioner's cyanide
Swallow the sweet, choke on the spite—now the real ride

[Verse 2]
Lurking in the lamplight's lie, where lanterns leer with lies
Lycanthropes lacerate the lunar lullabies
Your jugular's a juggernaut of joy for our jaws
We jaw at your jugular, till the juggernaut withdraws
Necrotic nectar from your nerves, we nectarize the night
Nihilistic nectarines, bursting with blight
Impale the impetuous, their impudence ignites
The inferno in our irises, incinerating sights
Feral fiends foment the frenzy, flay the flimsy facade
Fomenting a fiasco of flesh, forgotten by the gods

[Bridge]
Skull-splitter spits, splitting the split in your spirit's seam
Spectral schemers scheme supreme, supreme in the scream
We scheme to steamroll your semblance, semblance to ash
Dash your delusions in a deluge of gash
Gash the glamour, hammer the hollowed-out heart
Start the slaughter symphony, tearing worlds apart

[Verse 3]
Beneath the boughs that bow to banshees' bans
We brandish barbs from barrow-mounds, banish your plans
Your pancreas a plaything, punctured for the thrill
Thrill of the spill, still warm on the sill
Vampiric virtuosos vamp on veins voluptuous
Voluminous voids voraciously voluptuous
Quell the quivering quintessence, quintessence quenched in quarts
Quarts of quintupled quagmire, quaking your quartz
Core of corruption, we corrupt the curate's creed
Creed of the craven, creaking under crepe

[Chorus Variation]
This is the rift where the reprobates revel, revel in the rot
Reprobates reaping the reek from your plot
Knives in the mist, misting the marrow from bone
Groan if you must, but the groan's overthrown
(Feast on the frenzy, frenzy feeds the fiend
Leering lanterns laugh, as the lost convene)

[Verse 4]
Wraiths writhe in the withering wind, windlass of woe
Woe-weaving warlocks warp the warp and woof
Your woof a wisp, we wisecrack with the whetstone's wheeze
Wheeze out your will, till the whetstone appeases
Malign marauders maul the mausoleum's maw
Maw munching on the meager marrow you draw
Draw down the darkness, douse the dregs in dreck
Dreck of the damned, damning the deck
Stacked against you, aces of abyss
Abyssal acrostics, acing your dismiss

[Outro]
Now the knell knifes the knee-jerk night, nightshade's nadir nears
Nears the nadir of your nerves, nerves frayed to fears
Fears fermented in the fetid fog, fog folding you in
In the ink of the infinite, where the ending begins
[End with a cackle, vinyl scratch fade]

Scream If You Dare

Happy Valentine's Day!

Leannaire as Penny Fitzgerald
GloryOfTheRainWings as Connie Maheswaran
Zack Maloney as Gumball Watterson
Matthew Thomas as Steven Universe
Princely as Stevonnie

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
PENNY FITZGERALD
VERSUS
CONNIE MAHESWARAN
BEGIN!

Penny Fitzgerald:
This is The End for you Connie, you’re in for trouble now
‘Cause when I fuse my pom poms to your face, your parents would freak out
Taking down Miss Knight in a fight like her cloud version
Needing a Nightmare Hospital when Mr. Cuddles starts hurting
I’ll crackalack this know-it-all, so it’s best you leave this brawl
Since this whether fore-outcast makes Larry seem cool and all
You must be blurred in the eyes again to think I haven’t won 
I’ll cheer-lead the way, it'll cost a Penny as a rule of thumb

Connie Maheswaran:
From Pearl's training, I got the sword fighting skills to make the cut
Thanks to her, I'll have no problem with this Planter's peanut
Spitting this Full Diss-closure, gonna make you have the Fitz
I don't care how bad I can get, I'll still Do It For Him
Making fun of my Jam Bud? You're the one with the blue cat
There's no way out of this, I'll leave your body cracked in half
Right now, I'll slice you like a Gem Mutant with Rose's sword
Since your verse was as disappointing as the end of Spirit Morph

Penny Fitzgerald (True form):
Now that I’m out of my shell, my emotions run free
Both verbal and lyrical beast, on this con-out of me
You’re not even worth a penny, so no El-more of your verse
You’ll be with Alan, when we make these bubble buddies burst 
Gumball Watterson:
What the what are you doing? Trying to take down Penny?
Now I’m Storming down with disses that would scare Masami
Scratch you like the DVD so bad, you’ll need your mommy nurse
Leave our Amazing World
Penny Fitzgerald:
Go back to your corrupted Universe!

Steven Universe:
Nice Jokes Joes, but now we’ll unwrap the peeles
Both:
As we unveil our skills to kill while blocking disses with our Shield 
Connie Maheswaran:
Your lines don’t make any cents, they're worse than your burp song
Steven Universe: 
So we’ll make it Ruby-hot with this Funky Flow we got!
Both:
It’s a Temple Room of shame that you’ve stepped in
People will forget about your show more than Molly Collins 
This is our universe, your “Amazing World” makes us hurl 
You’re dropping your gumballs, while we’re shining like a Pearl!

Stevonnie:
Time to show you an experience, when we team up
Gonna take Garnet’s request, it’s time we have some fun
Sadie and Lars have more of a stable relationship
Just stop dropping Pennies and realize how you can't win this
This’ll be another charm of your bad luck, ‘cause right now
We’ll cut and knock you down just like your treehouse
Connie Maheswaran:
As we close off this battle
Steven Universe:
We come back to let you remember
Both:
Now you truly know how it feels to be Alone Together

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Connie Maheswaran vs Penny Fitzgerald. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 51.

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
----------------------------------
Leannaire as Steven Universe and Stevonnie 
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JMBRaps as Clarence
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Lyrics:
Clarence:
Hi I’m Clarence! Lemme make one thing apparent!
Your corny Connie loving’ self is like your Gem, transparent 
I’ve got something this Alien needs know, I’ll drown you like Lapis with my flow! 
With Jeff and Sumo I’ll unload, a second ass kicking on mah foe! 
Spittin’ Millions of disses with a rhyme scheme not too elaborate 
I’ll defeat this herm-afro-dite like his name was Joshua Maverick
Challenging me to a lyrical Sumo match? That I can’t re-”fuse”
You have “gem powers”? Well at least I’m not as uptight as you! (Ooh!)

Steven Universe:
I won’t need help from the Crystal Gems to beat up this Drama Queen 
Your “life lessons” are even worse than your dental hygiene 
Quit your ranting and just go back to looking up to Santa
Nicolas Cage here couldn't shield himself from his own piñata
Trap you in a no-fun Dungeon, so weird; Onion’s impressed 
Clarence, Wendell-usion wears off then you’ve got nothing left
Heated lyrics like Ruby, and there's nothing you can do!
Cuz even with my weaknesses I’m still “Stronger Than You” 

Clarence:
Frybo you with rhymes, go back to your dad and mourn 
I could have a better rap, just using a squeeze horn
My disses are Straight Illin’, spitting sick like the flu
And say, Uncle Grandpa has a simpler plot than you do
Not even a Mother could love your series’s crappy pilot 
This “superior” life form can’t even keep a healthy diet 
So calm down, your rapping sounds worse than when you sing
Shatter ya to small fractures, you can’t be recovering

Steven Universe:
I’m a rapping Ace-dia! You’re rated I for insane!
We’ll have Towering Intellect when Connie and I combine our brains!

Stevonnie:
When it comes to characters, I’m dominant in personality 
You’re a simplistic optimist, parodying without originality 
You spit a Cluster of nonsense that would even confuse Garnet
You’re incomprehensive due to your puerile lisp and accent
You must have catfingers if you think you’ll be the Victor
Make this maniac have a mental breakdown like his creator! 


Steven Universe vs Clarence 2. CartoonMadeRapBattles Season Finale

Finn The Human VS Steven Universe(New Version). All Star Cartoon Rap Battles.

Finn the Human VS Steven Universe 2. All Star Cartoon Rap Battles (Coming March)

Mathew Swift as Rick Sanchez
F00Pz as Bender Bending Rodriquez

Rick:
So retarded C-3PO really wants to fucking fight? 
Either I’m tripping or I didn’t kill all those parasites 
I’ll pay for your assassination then slip you the bill 
You won’t be the first of Groening’s characters I’ve killed 

Morty:
Gee, I don’t know about this Rick

Rick:
M-Morty, he’s a robot;
We could have his screws loose before he shows us what he’s got 
There’s millions of galaxies in infinite realities
In each and every one, your show remains a fucking tragedy

Bender: 
I can easily bend this crackpot and his little twerp,
Then I’d spit more fire than you, with one burp 
Running you over when I become a Were-car
You like to prison break? You won’t escape these bars, 
Invent a way of mastering flows, I’m the main ingredient 
Keep rapping Farnsworth, you’re making my win easier,
Tho’ when capping a pan-sexual, I think I oughta pass 
Cuz I know you’d do more than bite my shiny metal ass

Rick:
You’re not a fembot anymore, so why is sucking still your motto?
Dating Calculon like “Domo arigato Ms. Roboto "
A glitch prick hitched to sexbots more than Morty is 
Turns out your ass percentage is w-wayyy above 40 BITCH! 
I outsmarted the devil; 3 numbers have you in pieces 
Jerry the robot? *Burp* the other Rick’s have to see this
I’ll bring a battery-verse of hurt; that, you can count on
So crawl back into the factory that you were shat out of

Bender:
I'm belching up rhymes to burn this doc until he's brown
Send him Back to the Future- where I wear the crown,
Bender is the greatest, that’s the way the news goes,
I’ll kill all humans and leave rapping to the robos
You must be more drunk than the flask you’re mixin’
Even more of a douchebag, than President Nixon
Gonna make your mind blown, like your improvised youth,
I’m off to make my way back in a suicide booth 

Rick:
Attempted Suicide? Already ticked that off the checklist 

Bender:
Get bent then; instead I’ll chug a beer and forget this 

Rick:
Maybe you aren’t such a Redgrin Grumble after all 

Bender:
I have no idea what that means but-

Both:
l-l-LICK MY BALLS

Written by Red, R the Writer, Legion, Truth, Walk, Mathew Swift, Vladimyr P, Adroitwhiz, Skeep and Fle

Rick vs Bender. Season 3, Wave 1

Dustin as Dexter 
Anthony “Plushy” Perry as Phineas 
Fle as Ferb

Dexter:
I’m Dexter, remember; Child Genius, no discussion.
Take some notes from Dee Dee, and learn to not push my buttons 
I’d tell you to act your age but maybe wait until you're older
Overshadow your bitsy brain on President Lincoln’s shoulders
Tedious Phineas; more repetitive than your series is 
A formula so simple, no wonder just toys were built with it
I’m uncertain why I’ve been pit against you in this Battle Rap
But judging by your intellect-- I suppose ‘Opposites Attract’

Phineas:
Hey Ferb, help me search for a legitimate diss

Ferb:
Wouldn’t that be discovering something that doesn’t exist?

Phineas:
Ahh, what a fine day for giving his algorithm criticism
You can’t love-handle a rap cuz this bookworm Ain’t Got Rhythm

Both:
You were trying for “Major Glory” but this genius inventor,
Only successfully devised a lawsuit from The Avengers

Phineas
The same heroes that I befriended--

Ferb:
Frank-einstein should be adjusted

Phineas:
With an ego more inflated than the Bounce House we constructed

Dexter:
I didn’t think a Triangle could be such a square 
Hey, where’s Phony Test? Oh wait, he’s right there! 
I despise this Dr. Doofus, even with my rude removed 
I’d need much less than 104 days to f*cking bust you!

Phineas:
For a show on Boomerang; I thought you’d have a good comeback
Dexter managed to murder his show but failed to kill a track
It takes more than your flawed inventions to contend to our adventures 
Your mad Scientist schtick belongs in the 2nd Dimension

Written by Fle, Adroit, R, Vladimyr P.

Audio Mixed by Fle

Cover Art by Geon

Jimmy Neutron:
Gotta Rap! 
Goddard, go fetch me the microphone! 
Such a pro-ton, you’d copy how I rhyme and flow like my clones
Phineas, your rap was tolerable but it’s such a bummer
That your verses started dragging on longer than your whole summer
Dorxter, I gotta thank you for coming; that’s a good call 
Because when I look down at you, I’m finally stood tall 
When I’m up against these lab rats, yo, I won’t need a Brain Blast
With science I’ll explain that, you tame brats have came last

Eddie as Jimmy Neutron

Phineas and Ferb vs Dexter. Season 3, Wave 1

Check out the (ANIMATED) video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKCxNmCLl7M

Jerry Flowers as Alastor
Alex as Siren Head

Siren Head:
I’m hailed as the patron saint of bad things coming
And it’s more than a moniker when I’m paired against a demon
Not talkin’ your Hotel when this has-been’s running
With his tail between his legs, ‘cuz I tear into a heathen
A deer is entering my woodlands - This greeting we hadn’t shook hands
Don’t need a rifle to hunt you for sport and then mount your noggin on a wood stand
You can’t handle what i’m bringing because Hell is so full
Got my ears ringing like you’re the telephone pole
Henderson’s hindering venison imps and your denizens think Siren Head’s in control

Alastor:
Are you pulling my leg? ‘Cuz I think I got a Charlie horse
Those bars are torturous, not even something I’d endorse
Rap battles are truly so much fun for me, Eddie
But if you were going to win, YOU WOULD’VE DONE SO ALREADY
Yes, I’m the big shot eldritch horror - ding dong and ditch on ya
Bring your best, come on, the thing from hell spits hotter
King of senseless slaughter - sins brought death and honour
Sing your siren song ‘cuz this one’s well a goner
Rejected as an SCP but you should stay contained
In the minds of children dumb enough to want to play your games
And before our station cuts back to Trevor’s commercial break
Best stay tuned for when I finish off this miserable mistake 

Siren Head:
It’s alarming, you suck more than a tornado
It seems that inside of every demon is a lame flow, take notes
Your pathetic pathos hate shows you’re not charming, hack
Ain’t seen a bigger animated pussy since Cartoon Cat
You should reflect how this battle goes - Ain’t been dissed this hard since Vaggie, bro
I’m edging closer and hell’ll freeze over when i’m serving Alastor a la mode
You’re off the air and off your rocker tryna fight me
When it comes to radio, you’re less deadly than 5G

Alastor:
Your mic is peaking - too bad it’s not your dissing skills 
My ears are bleeding - now I know how your victims feel
This trending fad will come to pass, I’ll continue my show’s run
Soon to sink back to the cemetery that you rose from

Written, Directed & Coverart by Eddiefrb
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Prod. by Anywaywell

NEXT BATTLE: Tomorrow Is Another Day (ft. Azia? & GamingPlush64)

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