A song about public transportation and how it serves severely, and how if it doesn't, it can.

Lyrics:
(Ladies and gentlemen, the next L train is now arriving on the Manhattan-bound track, please stand away from the platform edge)

B-S-L-I-N-E, B-S-L-I-N-E
B-S-L-I-N-E, B-S-L-I-N-E
B-S-L-I-N-E, B-S-L-I-N-E
B-S-L-I-N-E, B-S-L-I-N-E

B-S-L-I-N-E, S-E-P-T-A
M-T-A, L-I-R-R, A-M-T-R-A-K
D-L-R, T-F-L
M-T-R, Metrorail
I'm obsessed can't you tell
Put down the tracks or go to hell
I don't accept EZ-Link
Oyster, Omny, I don't think
You understand what I say
But you're gonna learn today
B-A-R-T, M-A-R-T-A
S-N-C-F, A-C-E-L-A
T-H-S-R up and down the island
North from Zuǒyíng to Taipei
You're in a car, I'm on a train
I'm on a bus, You're in a plane
On your way to P-E-K
I just couldn't live that way
H-S-1 and H-S-2
Delhi, Chenai, Bengaluru
Cairo, Cape Town, Buenos Aires
I'm on my way and I'm in a hurry
J-R East and J-R West
I took the U-P express
Nice air-rail link, think I'm impressed
I could ride a maglev instead
Monorail, Tram, and People-Mover
Thalys, Eurostar, and Motor Scooter
From your house to somewhere else
Hell, take the Skytrain in Vancouver
W-M-A-T-A
H-A-R-T Around the bay
Metrolink is in St. Louis
And LA too if you're still clueless
It's the Tunnelbana in Stockholm
It's called the Metro when in Rome
It's the L if you're in Chicago
It's the Subway in Toronto
Here comes the hurricane, bitch
Destroyed the Sunset Limited
Now I can't take the train
From JAX to N-O-L-A

Kuntenserven in the Transitsphere
Kuntenserven in the Transitsphere
Kuntenserven in the Transitsphere
Are you serving cunt in the Transitsphere?
Serving cunt in the Transitsphere (Oooh)
Serving cunt in the Transitsphere (I'm caught in the middle)
Of a great big traffic jam
Oooh, I wish someone had made a better transit plan
Oooh, I'm caught in the middle of a great big traffic jam
Oooh, I wish someone had made a better transit plan
Trains on the tracks and Bikes in the bike lane (Oooh)
Strut down the sidewalk, ride on a trolley (I'm caught in the middle)
Radial network, settle for a busway (Of a great)
Frequent service, all-day every-day (Big traffic jam)
Trains on the tracks and Bikes in the bike lane (Oooh)
Strut down the sidewalk, ride on a trolley (I wish)
Radial network, settle for a busway (Someone had made a)
Frequent service, all-day every-day (Better transit plan)
Trains on the tracks and Bikes in the bike lane (Oooh)
Strut down the sidewalk, ride on a trolley (I'm caught in the middle)
Radial network, settle for a busway (Of a great)
Frequent service, all-day every-day (Big traffic jam)
Trains on the tracks and Bikes in the bike lane (Oooh)
Strut down the sidewalk, ride on a trolley (I wish)
Radial network, settle for a busway (Someone had made a)
Frequent service, all-day every-day (Better transit plan)
Trains on the tracks and Bikes in the bike lane
Strut down the sidewalk, ride on a trolley
Radial network, settle for a busway
Frequent service, all-day every-day
Trains on the tracks and Bikes in the bike lane (Serving cunt in the Transitsphere)
Strut down the sidewalk, ride on a trolley (Serving cunt in the Transitsphere)
Serving cunt in the Transitsphere (Radial network, settle for a busway)
Serving cunt in the Transitsphere (Frequent service, all-day every-day)
Kuntenserven in the Transitsphere (B-S-L-I-N-E)
Kuntenserven in the Transitsphere (B-S-L-I-N-E)
Kuntenserven in the Transitsphere (B-S-L-I-N-E)
Are you serving cunt in the Transitsphere? (B-S-L-I-N-E)
B-S-L-I-N-E (Serving cunt in the Transitsphere)
B-S-L-I-N-E (Serving cunt in the Transitsphere)
B-S-L-I-N-E (Serving cunt in the Transitsphere)
B-S-L-I-N-E (Serving cunt in the Transitsphere)

Kuntenserven In The Transitsphere

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