The spoken word bit is from Tao Lin's book Eeeee Eee Eeee.

The President Is An Alien

This is a song about a guy who is really just a shitty person in general, but he's really bitter about the fact that his ex's new husband has a yacht and he doesn't.

New Husband's Yacht

I didn't really know what to call this song. It was supposed to be like the fresh prince's "parents just don't understand" but yeah idk. Anyway this is about how some people are total pieces of shit.

Cissies Just Don't Understand

I haven't used my soundcloud in a while here is a gr8 song that's cute and nice just like me.

Big Rock Candy Mountain

Microsoft Sam sings House of the Rising Sun. I was awfully bored today.

House of the Rising Sam

The spoken-word-audio-part thing is by asmraurette
Her youtube channel is here: http://www.youtube.com/user/asmraurette
The actual video is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIL1R5dLGg0
I really like her voice, and will probably come back to take more of her stuff for later tracks. It's just really good for this sort of relaxing spoken word stuff.

Mind Waves

That's not me talking. It's this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-iVDc5iy9I
Not as good as Mind Waves or anything, but it's something.

Short Buttes

Recorded in stunning 32 kbps for you listening pleasure.

A Practice In Love Making With The Casio LK-35

Initially I wanted to, like, capture how awfully boring summer is so far, but it ended up being this, which is actually pretty great.
I took the audio from this radical dude in this radical video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLEY2djGWq0

Grow Up, Give Mediocrity A Try? (Penne Pasta)

This is just the instrumental for people who don't like pasta.

Grow Up, Give Mediocrity A Try? (Pastaless Mix)

The version of this with the spoken word on it was awful and I'm surprised I left it up for so long. This version is far superior.

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