I don't own any of this. I just think it's hilarious and accurate. Carolla is the man.
Listen to his podcast. http://adamcarolla.com

2013 ACE Awards Rant of the Year (Adam Carolla)

From the Adam Carolla Podcast 2/7/14. Adam rants upon hearing news about a cop arresting a firefighter while he tending to a flipped over car with possible passengers trapped inside. I don't own this and I didn't make it. I just think it's awesome. Listen to more Carolla at http://adamcarolla.com.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/02/05/an-officer-and-firefighter-got-into-a-dispute-while-responding-to-serious-car-accident-heres-how-it-ended/

Adam Carolla Rants About Cops Being Horrible People - 2014.02.07ACS

From Adam's book "In 50 Years We'll all be Chicks"
Adam goes on a delightful rant about how so-called "experts" use their position to guilt parent's (especially wives) into buying unnecessary medical treatments for their children.

Adam Carolla Rants About Getting Ripped off by a Doctor

In this episode Big D gives delusional physical descriptions of us both. We debate whether or not Thanksgiving dinner sucks, and we learn why Big D is deathly afraid of bunk beds.
http://cocktailsandkimonos.com

Cocktails and Kimonos - Episode 1

In this episode we discuss Big D’s devastating toe injury, the possibly retarded and now semi-famous Santa Claus burglar, and taco bell dumpster diving. We also take another thought provoking listener question from the Geico fax machine. Remember, every time you hear the [ding] during the show you can find a link, picture, or video about what we’re discussing in the show notes.
http://cocktailsandkimonos.com

Cocktails and Kimonos - Episode 2

In this episode, Retep and Big D. reveal what they do when they’re home alone. It’s not what you think! Big D. reads more of Retep’s drunken texts. And finally, we hit on 10′s of news stories. As always, when you hear the [ding] you can find a link, picture, or video about what we’re discussing right here in the show notes.
http://cocktailsandkimonos.com