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Just Here For A Tan
Timothy Michael Music
05 OCT 2022

V1.
Booked a place on the southern coast
Set the GPS to arrive
Daydreaming while I’m driving
About the place I feel most alive.
When she started asking questions
About all we were gonna do
Gave her a wink and said I think
All I need is the sun and you.

Chorus
I’m just here for a tan
Find me on a chair in the sand
Mix ‘em strong
Be here all day long so 
Pop a top on a can.
Bring a hat, take me a nap
Waves crashing I’m a happy man
If you’re looking for me
I’m on the beach
Yeah, I’m just here for a tan

V2.
She googled all the top ten things
For a tourist without a clue
I said just trust me baby
Beachin’s all we need to do.
We didn’t go deep sea fishing
We didn’t rent no jet ski’s
It was cool to see that she’s just like me
She wants sand, surf and sea

Chorus
I’m just here for a tan
Find me on a chair in the sand
Mix ‘em strong
Be here all day long so 
Pop a top on a can.
Bring a hat, take me a nap
Waves crashing I’m a happy man
If you’re looking for me
I’m on the beach
Yeah, I’m just here for a tan

Bridge
Our skin got so much darker
And our hair turned three shades lighter
Lived our days like castaways
And beach days became all nighters

Chorus
I’m just here for a tan
Find me on a chair in the sand
Mix ‘em strong
Be here all day long so 
Pop a top on a can.
Bring a hat, take me a nap
Waves crashing I’m a happy man
If you’re looking for me
I’m on the beach
Yeah, I’m just here for a tan







Just Here For A Tan (2025) (Cover)

Mogan Wallen's "I’m the Problem" performed in original country dialect  — welcome to the twangy world of YE OLDE COUNTRY! 

“Traditional Ye Olde Country is a living dialect that stretches vowels, drops consonants, and swaps ‘I’ for ‘ah’ and ‘you’ for ‘yuh,’ giving every line a slow, twangy rhythm. The language originated from British & Scottish settlers in the Americas during the 17th and 18th century."
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LYRICS:
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Yoo-say ah’ll nev’r-chaynzh,
Ah’m jus’ a rohn-tay ’round tay-own wit sum gas-o-leen

Try’n’ tuh bumma flaym,
Gon’ burr’n the whole play-say down
An’ ow-d’you ex-play’n

Ever fallin’ in luh-vay wit a guy lik’ me in thuh firs’ play-say?
Then turn aroun’, say ah’m the wors’ thang

Ah guess ah’m th’ prob-laym,
An’ y’r Miss Nev’r-do-no-wrong
If ah’m so aw-fo,
Then why’d yuh stick aroun’ this long?

An’ if it’s th’ whis-kay,
Then why yuh keep on pullin’ it off th’ shelf?

Yuh hate that when yuh look at me, yuh halfway see y’rself—
An’ it got me thinkin’,
If ah’m th’ prob-laym,
Yuh might be th’ ray-son

Try’n’ tuh go our sep’rate ways,
We’re back’n’ forth lik’a swingin’ door
An’ tomorr’w feels lik’ ester-day,
Sum days bett’r than the night be-fore.

Then y’r back wit me again,
An’ yuh go an’ tell y’r fray-ends—

That ah’m th’ prob-laym,
An’ y’r Miss Nev’r-do-no-wrong
If ah’m so aw-fo,
Then why’d yuh stick aroun’ this long?

An’ if it’s th’ whis-kay,
Then why yuh keep on pullin’ it off th’ shelf?

Yuh hate that when yuh look at me, yuh halfway see y’rself—
An’ it got me thinkin’,
If ah’m th’ prob-laym,
Yuh might be th’ ray-son

If ah’m such a waste’a breath,
Such a waste’a tahm,
Then why yuh on y’r way tuh waste another Fray-day nahyt?

If ah’m th’ prob-laym,
An’ y’r Miss Nev’r-do-no-wrong
If ah’m so aw-fo,
Then why’d yuh stick aroun’ this long?

An’ if it’s th’ whis-kay,
Then why yuh keep on pullin’ it off th’ shelf?

Yuh hate that when yuh look at me, yuh halfway see y’rself—
An’ it got me thinkin’,
If ah’m th’ prob-laym,
Yuh might be th’ ray-son

Yeah, if ah’m th’ prob-laym—
Yuh jus’ might be th’ ray-son.

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AH'M TH’ PROB-LAYM (Morgan Wallen's "I'm the Problem" performed in 17th Century YE OLDE COUNTRY)

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