Like it says, nothing but vocals and effects. This was a fun/challenging track. 
Painstakingly crafted all the sounds with eq's, reverbs, panning, distortions, pitch/formant shifting, and time gating, over the course of 4 hours.

Now I just need a rap for it. Feel free to hop on.

LYRICS: sna, tshs, KACK, Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum, AwwwaaaayaaaaSAAAYyyyy,
oah oaH aho Ohal HOha
UrrrreeeeeeeeuurrurrrrrrAAAAAGHHHH

nnnnnnrnrnrnrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeahhha!

Ladee da di di, la deee da di DI!

Oh. Shit.

UUuguugugugUUUUUguguguUUUGugugug


Lawlz.


Only vocal samples and effects

Big shout out to https://soundcloud.com/tyzimmer
Guy's an inspiration.

Lyrics:

You ever catch yourself feeling too old?
Even though you know you gotta lotta time to go,
and it's illogical, so I'll break the mold,
With the pedal to the metal so I feel it no more.
Watching my life pass by is slo-mo is something I am done with I am about to blow, 
spending way too many days only feeling so-so,
So I'm seizing every moment so I feel it tenfold.

It took a revelation, I had metal taste in 
my mouth, and it's never coming out man I hate it,
But the way my life degraded decayed fade away,
I'm so far from my expectations.
It took a revelation, I had metal taste in 
my mouth and it's never coming out man I hate it,
but the way my life degraded decayed fade away.... 
I'm so fucking far!

I used to make bank, 
but somehow I done gone broke,
I used to think I was a partier and not a wino,
I think I lost it, now I'm 'bout to put it all behind though,
RE-analyze and make a killing like the 5-0,
Figure or the literal, don't make me wanna bomb you,
Getting in my way, I'll leave you laying under gunsmoke,
In a minute I'm getting to say to every idiot who was getting in my face, back off, this is my show!

Right here's a fight song for a fight life,
anybody going from the dumps to the bright lights,
I'll put it all on the line so if I might fail,
I'll do it knowing that if I die, I tried.

I'm pulling everything that I can from my mind,
I'm cutting out the fat, with my hand on the knife,
from the writings on the walls,
(to) Me and anyone involved,
I'm telling you all, "I have seen a sign"
It's a feeling in my gut of I can never get enough,
If I can beat the puzzle I will never need another crutch,
Whether it's alcohol or women or the money or the drugs.
Better get ready 'cause I feel a real struggle coming up.

But that's ok,
I can deal with all the pain,
that comes with having nothing,
If I'm proud of my name,
and right now I ain't,
But that's about to change,
No more taking values and my morals in vain.

Hold on now,
cause the present is a present
and you'll never get it back 
or so at least we're told,
I give my everything in every one of my endeavours,
listen as I build up pressure until I explode,
I recant the lesson when I go and get my weapons,
you can hear me getting better every day I grow,
No longer am I frettin' I can beat the competition,
they all lack the vision but with me I know.

(yeah, that's what I been saying man, back up plans are for pussies!)

Motherfucker I'm livid I feel like nobody gets it,
and to elucidate the issue is what I spit fo',
everyone that is living,
is always thinking they're different,
But you ain't ever committed,
so go and step down, punk,

Here in NoCo FoCo,
where my kind go,
from plains to the mountains
in the urban Colorado.
Somewhere in between liquid confidence and weirdos,
I decide to push it, follow me as my career goes,
South to the North, 
Crowds from a porch,
where most still stay,
while they watch a beer gut grow,
But I stay cut though, 
you gotta, life is cutthroat,
if you wanna make a living without nothing but a pencil.

Hold on now if you didn't see me coming, 
I got a lot to prove when I am coming through your area,
Yeah, any agent of death would,
love the opportunity when I am coming through to be the 
one to ferry ya, 
Whether it's heaven or hell,
Irrelevant as well,
As I'm killin' competition with
no discretion to tell,
who's getting through, and who's getting felled,
I'm telling you I'm running out of room on my belt,
from the notches that I got up in 
I life without no objectives,
stupid shit of which,
I'm a product.
Always getting told what I want,
and I bought it,
what to do, who to be, 
can't believe I thought it was right,
when it wrong, look around,
who dunnit?
Are y'all not sick?
You must have strong stomachs.
First down and ten and I went ahead and punted,
But I'm changing my direction right here man fuck it!

I'm finally getting caught up in the moment, carpe diem,
and the future I can see it,
this is my beast mode.
Caught up in a feeling, 
I was searching for a meaning, 
anything I could believe in,
it was right here though,

I've taken plenty beatings,
anybody I don't need 'em,
People got me thinking that I'm
gone off the deep end,
when the beat ends you can pretend,
that I'm gone,
But nope, just know that I'll never be defeated.
This is me.

-Cory.












Revelations (prod. Tizzy Beats)

Making Hip Hop

Thisiswhatido

Lyrics for the unliteral illiterate.

(intro)
see everything in a new light,
the people who you thought new what was going on are just as dim as you,
yada yada...
Keep creating shit. That's what we do as people right?
Just try to make something pretty and warm and enjoy it.
Like a fire, a song, a business, even another freakin human.
If you're doing that, you're doing what's right, in my mind.

COLKERNS 100% autodidact,
listening to the music of my youth I thought
"I gotta try that"
Along the way I have caught a lot of laughs.
but now people got my back, like,
"no, he ACTUALLY raps"
"yeah so what? Why should I care anywat?"
is what people think some times but they don't dare to say.
They don't know how much it takes,
they don't know I've slaved away,
they don't know the title of rapper has got a price to pay.
For every time that I've ever been scoffed at,
I'm gonna pay em back in triplicate with bomb tracks/
Many nights while you were sleeping
I was with the alley cats, reaching in my music bag
and entrancing an audience
My pen spills spells into magical tomes,
I don't come home I roam through headphones as clones
of myself,
reaching in your ear and grabbing ahold
with a touch cold as stone, as my story is told.

ALL HAIL THE POWER OF THE MICROPHONE
I DO MY WORSHIPPING WHILE MY RECORDING LIGHT IS ON.
HERE IS WHERE I SAY MY PRAYERS, PUT EM LIVE ON THE AIR
AND LET THE WORLD JUDGE EVERY TIME I WRITE A SONG.
x2 obvs.

colkerns 100 percent in it to win it
had to take a little break but don't worry
this is just the beginning...
Everybody listen in.
You can all be witnesses!
I'm sick of all this silly shit,
it's time I got an album in!

I been creepin' 'round the mountain towns of Colorado, I
prowl about the underground to find rappers to battle, I
hit em with the battle cry and slaughter them like cattle, I
absorb their vital forces then I'm right back in the saddle
to the next town, where I do the same thing again.
Because my mind requires a lifestyle that is quire intense.
I feel the power of a pen,
and by filling in blank pages you can go where no one's ever been!
And hopefully I can affect those close to me
to be inspired so much, they sing soulfully,
women hold onto to me,
while I do my song
put me in the zone
for my daily praise
it goes

ALL HAIL THE POWER OF THE MICROPHONE
I DO MY WORSHIPPING WHILE MY RECORDING LIGHT IS ON.
HERE IS WHERE I SAY MY PRAYERS, PUT EM LIVE ON THE AIR
AND LET THE WORLD JUDGE EVERY TIME I WRITE A SONG.
x2 obvs.

Peace much love to anybody who made it to the end of this script.
We've shared a rare experience, considering all the experiences that are out there. I hope it was enjoyable for ya. Cheers.

All hail the power of the microphone

BEAT: 
https://soundcloud.com/beet-farm-assist/never-can-say-goodbye-1

there's a lotta things I gotta stop doin 
literally man I got a million things that I am pursuing
and I can't do it all or I'll leave myself in ruins 
so I gotta focus up and decide on what the truth is
what I'm doing with my time, 
is pretty much who I am,
I'm steady on the grind
I can see the promised land,
give me a minute to describe it,
this is what I plan,
I'm headed for the starlight with my fellow man,
if you can sing it with me

(hook) 
we're all fed and educated, 
our needs are met, the prisons vacant,
fight no more come join the banquet 
we're alright here

we're not in need of any saviors
this is the life that we created
all the hate has disappated 
and we're alright here

I'm trying to make it clear what I want,
I'm not trying to dwell on everything that I've messed up
I got everything I need and plus like five bucks
my cup runneth over I am blessed with such luck,
but I ain't so ignorant that I can't see the work to be done, 
for society at large and for my growth as a person, 
we could make a place among the stars, or everything could worsen 
we all gotta do our part, and stay away from demons lurking,

I just try to get good food, and try to get good sex,
I try to work my mind, I try to work my pecs,
I listen to some podcasts on the bench press, 
then I call up a fine woman where we eatin next?
 you know how to please me eating cheeses off her legs
I lose my train of thought and...
what were we talking about again?
(c'mere!)

I am dancing like a maniac and singing in the rain,
I feel like nothing matters the entire worlds insane!
I can be exactly who I want and never feel no shame,

because I know I am not the source of anybody's pain

Wishful thinking... lyrics in descrip like always

2018 "Rant" (one shot)

Dedicado

WHEE. I made this one the night the world was supposed to end. With one eye out the window.

SH0ULD T43 W0R1D 3ND

_BOOM-BAP-LOOP-JAM-WRITE-RECORD-MIX-MASTER_

COLKERNSCOLKERNSCOLKERNS
COLKERCOLKERCOLKERNSNSNSNS
COLKERNSCOLKERNSCOLKERNS

Fin.
I admire your persistence.
-Colkerns

Colkerns

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