I wrote a little ditty for my buddy and his wife's baby shower.  This is sure to be a common occurrence in the little dude's life, so now you'll have something to listen to while dealing with it.

Enjoy!





I've got to say this world is sweet, it's better than the Womb. 
From cramped and wet I've made an improvement, I've got a 10 x 10 room.

But check this out, it gets even better, 
that's not to say it doesn't get wetter

There's breakfast, lunch, milk, taters,
There's peas for now and carrots for later,
But I would warn you if you don't know,

You can eat and eat, but at some point, you're gonna have to let it go  

And then it went out my diaper and up my spine,
God damn this is the third time  
Embarrassed and filthy all I can do is pout,
I had another blowout. 

I don't know why you'd find
it funny to put me in such a bind. 
I'm sorry but this is the only route,
For me to let it all out.

My friends just walked in the door, I'm supposed to make a good impression
But with diarrhea all over my back, someone's sure to question.

But it's okay, mom save the day, she was quick to get me a diaper change.
I'm back in the game.

Now we're hanging out, I'm clean and happy,
No one knows that I was just covered in crappy,
But I would warn you if you don't know..

 Just because you had one blowout, doesn't mean you won't have a second one. 

That breakfast, lunch, the milk, the taters,
Don't even bother, just leave it all for later,
I would warn you, but now you already know,
You're going to have to let it go.


Collin Horn

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