Sometimes you have to call on the power of the Lord when trying to achieve insanely unlikely goals. Witness the journey into the magical world of full custody as Carl Crisp and Crispin McCarls, Jr bring their destiny into the forefront of their mystical lives with a little help of a jealous god....

CHILD PM - Full Custody of the Children

They said I had to wait 3 days.... Divorce Gun..... Before you shoot my heart in the face.... Divorce Gun....

CHILD PM Divorce Gun

Bunnies and Puppies and Kittens and Butterflies mixed all together makes Rainbows and Icecream.... It's the mutha fuckin' Cute Song. This is one of the first songs we ever wrote for Toby and Lil' Jimbo. We used to sing it to them every night before we tucked them in for bed... Well, not every night... I think we did it once.... Maybe not... But soon!!

CHILD PM- the Cute Song

We've been traveling for eons to meet you.... Won't you please just shake our hand... We're your brand new favorite band.... Come ascend with us?

Colonel Blanders

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