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My Immortal is the most famous, notoriously bad fan fiction ever written. Based very loosely in the Harry Potter universe and featuring the blatant Mary-Sue protagonist Ebony (or often times "Enoby"), it reads like a detailed list of everything a fanfic author could ever possibly do wrong, only taken to exaggerated, horrifying extremes. Written by super-tard Tara Gilesbie, My Immortal was originally posted to FanFiction.Net sometime in 2006, but was subsequently deleted by the FF.Net staff after causing a severe drop in the site's collective IQ. In fact, the fanfic is so unbelievably bad that many refuse to accept that it's real, insisting that Tara was only trolling and that the story is really a parody. Regardless of the author's intent, My Immortal remains one of the most cringe-worthy, unintentionally hilarious, so-bad-it's-good pieces of literature the internets have ever shat out.

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Lyrics:
Elon Musk, the first one to launch a car into space 
Eventually, we’ll drive cars from earth to that place 
He’ll build a bridge, it’ll reach from the surface to the stars 
A weekend getaway soon to the moon or maybe the Mars 

Elon Musk is the best space guy 
Put the cars in space with the all wheel drive 
Don’t wanna be stopped by rough space terrain 
Or slippin’ during icy space road lane change 

What if Elon Musk can put more cars in outer space? 
Enabling road trips to almost every single place 
In the galaxy, it’d probably be a lot of fun 
But not one car, at least two cars into space 
And it’ll be really great 

I’ll drive with Elon Musk, just our two cars in space 
Roll the windows down, space wind warm against my face 
Perhaps the OJ could have fled in his bronco into space 
Space helicopters above filming interstellar low-speed chase 

Elon Musk is the top king boss 
His brain overflowing with deep space thoughts 
“Float through an automatic space car wash 
Then Zero-G loiter in a cool parking lot” 

Elon Musk has gotta crush his foes 
And by “his foes,” I mean Jeff Bezos 
Blue Origin, SpaceX, the focus is cars 
It’s a hot rod galaxy, rev up the stars 
What if Elon Musk can put more cars in outer space? 
Enabling road trips to almost every single place 
In the galaxy, it’d probably be a lot of fun 
He’s not gonna do it once, he’s gonna it twice 
And that’ll be really 
Elon, Elon, Elon, Elon, Elon Musk 
Car in space, it won’t be enough 
Two car, three car, four car, five car, six 
Into space would be really slick 

Elon, Elon, Elon, Elon, Elon Musk 
Cars in space, it won’t be enough 
He should put some cars in heaven as well 
I feel that cars should also be in hell 

The angels singing, “Now we know who we are!” 
“Fly no more, we just drive the cars” 
Angels, demons, aliens galore 
All inside a Tesla, close the door 

“We are so grateful for your work, Elon,” 
“This calls for a celebration!” 
Kissing, hugging, gazing at their love, 
The Elon, Elon, Elon, Elon, Elon Musk 

What if Elon Musk can put more cars in outer space? 
Enabling road trips to almost every single place 
In the galaxy, it’d probably be a lot of fun 
But not one car, at least two cars into space 
And it’ll be really great 

What if Elon Musk can change the range of electric cars? 
Buy some groceries and make a pit stop at neighboring stars 
Teach my alien son to drive, his name is Bryce, when he turns 16, he can get his license 
And drive anywhere he likes 
And it’ll be really nice 

But not one car, at least two cars into space 
And it’ll be really great 

He’s not gonna do it once, he’s gonna do it twice 
And that’ll be really nice 

Cars are a shining achievement of the human race 
Launch ‘em into outer space 

Elon Musk planets have a giant tire as the ring 
Makes a lot of sense to me 

Elon Musk planets have a giant tire as the ring 
Yeah, it makes a lot of sense to me 

Yeah, it makes a lot of sense to me-e-e 

Yeah, it makes a lot of sense to me-e-e

Elon Musk (Cars in Space)

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