it doesn’t seem satisfying 
that’s a pitchfork word 
like braggadocio, rap term, no rapper’s V-O 
C-A-B, taxi, project runway, dot com 
pick up How to Rap at Amazon 
Optimally Prime but i’ll settle for Hot Rod 
plus four ninety-nine, night-night, cattleprod 
gimme an eight who masturbates to Master Shake 
I’ll pick up some SlimFast and some Shake Weights 
Slim Pickin’s Slim Jim, Jib Jab, A.V.P. misunderstanding, W-0-4 
WD40, W-2, part 2, B.H.O., no N.W.O. or N.W.A., 
anyway, turning reality into a trophy case 
similar I.I.P., ICP into telophase, objectify, electric six 
elephant six collective, fetish for coquettish scarves, leggings, fingerless gloves, physical love 
tumblin’ over the net, cataloguin’ regrets, timeline travel public secrets, 
dressed like you lost a bet, you’re cool now, cool since I met you 
keep your cool, don’t let anger upset you 
make it clear that things appear to not matter, after the fact 
selective detachment, the ironic Adirondack 
to scale elements for sport, SoHo cohort 
it’s more Alanis Morissette than not 
if you think about it, think, think about it 
have a drink about it, you old enough to drink? I doubt it 
is that Estella in the mink? I shout it

Nashville Williams, Ash Williams, Klaatu barada nectar 
or coconut water, Lollapalooza bandana balaclava 
hot as hell with heatstroke, hella like a big joke 
handy like a dickstroke, dancin’ like a bombadil 
armored like an armadillo, trillo pillow, beats like Euro 
probably haven’t heard of it, Obscuro as hell 
meaningful remix, Rihanna, Britney, Adele 
post-mashstep acid-house sub-pop lump-sump 
I was followin’ the pack to Pitchfork 
but I hit a trench, put me in no man’s land, hold my hand, 
follow a yellow brick road, I hella knew that dude since he was just a tadpole 
don’t need your input, I know I’m an asshole 
but you’re not classless ‘cause you to go classes 
it’s not fascinatin’ that you gettin’ ass, it’s just a little sign that your act is practiced 
off-off-broadway, just a couple blocks, 
friendly neighborhood slenderman makin’ benches outta Glocks 
you makin’ a scarf, sellin’ paintings with epoxy 
damn, lookin’ foxy with that porn star mustache, 
tellin’ all them slender hoes “(yeah) you wish you could touch that” 


“I got an Instagram for you, it’s the 1960’s, it says you’d love it there, 
they wish you could get in a time machine and go visit in person 
the whole world is vintage, black-and-white TVs, typewriters and shit 
you know, like Mad Men? everything’s Kodachrome and classy and fashionable, everyone’s life is great
goddamn"



 it’s such a crying shame that you’re alive today
it’s like a post-modern play, what’s life without a play-by-play? 
conscious survivor, you think you’re goin’ home today? 
drip out, drip drip, sip out, Keurig 
sim live large again, Ramen poverty like Marius, 
your poorness is nefarious, [yawn] 
pardon me, your narrative is lethargic 
wouldn’t be caught dead at Wally World, hit up Target 
“Eric, your narrative meanders!” Bitch, I know my fuckin’ market 
Why you think we got that sax and shit?

Intravenous Irony Placebo

forrest wolfe intro theme

Beep beep beep beat demo 1

always beautiful people around me, now
all these beautiful people surround me, so far
only beautiful people around me, now
i just want to see the future in a little glass jar

How clavdivs should sound 2

How clavdivs should sound 3

always beautiful people around me, now 
all these beautiful people surround me, so far 
only beautiful people around me, now 
i just want to see the future in a little glass jar

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