The Dinosaur Rap
Written by Coma Niddy  - www.comaniddy.com
Fact checked by Brian Switek Twitter: Laelaps

Instrumental by Trixx Music - www.trixxmusic.com

Lyrics

[Intro]
It’s adventure time in Paleohistory
We’re going to learn Dinosaur names and what they all mean
All of these creatures once ruled our planet
And then out of nowhere, BOOM,they vanished

[Verse]
Allosaurus was pretty vicious 
And it’s name means this Dinosaur was different
Velociraptors are full of mischief
That’s why their name means that they’re swift thieves
The T Rex was the fiercest one around
King Ruler Dinosaur deserves a crown!
Saurolophus means near crest
Making a duck face before the internet
The Troodon had a wounding tooth
Although it’s serrated we debate its use
The Stegosaurus was the first to raise the roof
Plates on its back we debate those too

[Chorus]
It all seems absurd
They once ruled the Earth
We have chickens and birds
Nature threw a curve
Now what can we all learn
Evidence that we observe
The clues they leave behind
Of The Land Before Time

Dinosaurs means Terrible Lizards
But to me they’re misunderstood creatures
Dinosaurs means Terrible Lizards
But to me they’re misunderstood creatures


[Verse 2]
Sauropods were largest of them all
Imagine buying shoes for that foot at the mall
Therapod is greek for beast feet
Some of them are herbivores most of them eat meat
Ornithopod is greek is bird feet
All of these dinosaurs had horny beaks
Ceratopsid means a horn face
Possibly for defense possibly to find a date
Pterosaur Winged Lizard
Ichthyosaur Fish Lizard
Plesiosaur Near Lizard
Mosasaur River Lizard
Too bad none of these are really Dinosaurs
You have to live on land to be a Dinosaur

[Chorus]
It all seems absurd
They once ruled the Earth
We have chickens and birds
Nature threw a curve
Now what can we all learn
Evidence that we observe
The clues they leave behind
Of The Land Before Time

Dinosaurs means Terrible Lizards
But to me they’re misunderstood creatures
Dinosaurs means Terrible Lizards
But to me they’re misunderstood creatures

Dinosaur Rap

The Black Hole Rap
written by Mike Wilson aka Coma Niddy
www.youtube.com/comaniddy

Lyrics:
[VERSE 1]
Like a bagillion stars are in the sky
And sooner or later those stars will die
When some stars die, they may go super nova
Exploding and scattering star stuff all over
Let’s take a tour, deep inside the star's core
Gravity and fusion, are playing tug of war
A delicate balance, holds the stars shape
When fusion fails, it falls on its weight
With so much mass packed in a tiny place
It rips through through the fabric, of time and space
A Black Hole is born, and nothing can escape
Not even light can manage to evade
Black Holes capture imaginations
Black Holes put fear in our brains
There’s a Black hole in our Galaxy
28,000 light-years away
Bye Bye!

[HOOK x2]
Uh-oh Uh-oh Uh-oh Uh-oh-oh oh
Why is everybody scared of Black Holes?
I know that this may sound crazy
But Black Holes aren’t that scary

[VERSE 2]
Don’t worry, Black Holes aren’t evil
They don’t purposely destroy planets or people
You’ve been watching too many sci fi movies
When you learn about them black holes aren’t scary
The Sun’s gravity makes the planets go around
Earth’s gravity keeps us all on the ground
Black hole gravity does the same thing
Trade one for the sun and the everything's the same
Event Horizon is what you have to worry about
Once you reach it, there’s no way you’re coming out
It’s like scorpion is on the other side
And trust me you don’t want to fall inside
If you fall inside, you would definitely die
Your body would be stretched and spaghettified
That’s the term for Death by a Black Hole
Sounds like a deadly awesome cosmic pasta bowl, in space

[Hook x2]
Uh-oh Uh-oh Uh-oh Uh-oh-oh oh
Why is everybody scared of Black Holes?
I know that this may sound crazy
But Black Holes aren’t that scary

Beat by Fiza Productions
www.fizaproductions.com/

Black Hole Rap

"We Luh Ya Pluto"

Made by Coma Niddy
http://www.youtube.com/comaniddy

Beat by Last Phase Productions
http://goo.gl/cMBs8v

Lyrics

[Verse 1 - Quick Review]
Once upon a time in the Kuiper belt
Found planet that made our hearts melt
You know called it Pluto 
Later not a planet squashed like Sumo
Americans were saying 
You’re demoting our favorite
They thought that Tyson was hating
But they were really debating
While the people were raging
Science arranges and changes
Searching for a title
Dwarf Planet was final
Pluto’s so tiny didn’t clear its debris
May be small but changed history
Planets got a new class like it’s next semester
Taught us a lesson, Pluto the  professor!

[Hook x2]
We love you pluto
You changed the game
We love you pluto
Space ain’t been the same
We love you pluto
You’re still the pizza that my momma made
That’s your claim to fame
Can’t forget the name

[Verse 2 - Quirks]
Used to be a Laxative
Pluto Water helps you flow
Found by Accident
And later on a Disney show
Though that may not be intentional
So that info debatable
But Pluto you crazy
Your path is pretty zany
Round and round the Sun you go
Orbit way elliptical
And you and dangle at angle
Sometimes getting crossed with Neptune-tangled
You’re pretty far
Solar system’s smart car
Got “downgraded”
But you raised the bar
So Pluto get ready for your close up
Going to fly by New Horizons 
Dwarf Planet what up?

[Hook x2]
We love you pluto
You changed the game
We love you pluto
Space ain’t been the same
We love you pluto
You’re still the pizza that my momma made
That’s your claim to fame
Can’t forget the name

We Luh Ya Pluto

It’s Okay to Make Mistakes

An inspirational song to remind you that It's Okay To Make Mistakes. It's all part of learning and growing.

Written by Coma Niddy - http://goo.gl/vZsJD
featuring Sabrina Peña - http://goo.gl/auOxMF

Beat by Beat G33kz - http://goo.gl/hI2pah

[Intro: Sabrina]
Everyone’s scared of the F word
Talking about failure that’s absurd
There’s nothing wrong with being wrong
As long as you’re learning all along

[Hook: Sabrina]
It’s okay to make mistakes
It’s okay, if you don’t know
It’s okay to have lots of questions
Way okay to be un-sho fo-sho
It’s okay to make mistakes
It’s okay, if you don’t know
It’s okay to have lots of questions
Way okay to be un-sho fo-sho

[Verse: Sabrina]
Don't be scared of mistakes 
Don't be scared of asking questions 
Doing both things
Can teach the best lessons
If you don’t get it 
On the first try
Maybe you’ll get it on the next try 
Or the third try 
Important part of life 
Just gotta learn why
So try try try 
Until you get it right
To Error is to person
Person is to error
Let’s start a new era
Embracing all them errors!


[Hook: Sabrina]
It’s okay to make mistakes
It’s okay, if you don’t know
It’s okay to have lots of questions
Way okay to be un-sho fo-sho
It’s okay to make mistakes
It’s okay, if you don’t know
It’s okay to have lots of questions
Way okay to be un-sho fo-sho


[Verse: Coma Niddy]
Okay I failed a few classes even sat on my glasses
I was skating back in the day when people were laughing
I never broke any bones, got a few scars 
I saved up all my money and I got a used car
I drove it to college on my way to get knowledge
When it broke down, I broke down
Don’t let it get the best of you the Universe is testing you
When you’re feeling screwed you may learn something new
Some mistakes you make you can not undo
But there are lessons to learn and mistakes can make you
So if didn’t do what I did do
I wouldn’t be me and then that wouldn't be cool
Steps to success can be a catch 22
Sometimes to win, you might have to have to lose
So whenever you trip just carry extra shoes
So that you’re ready to go and reboot
Boom!

[Hook:Sabrina]
It’s okay to make mistakes
It’s okay, if you don’t know
It’s okay to have lots of questions
Way okay to be un-sho fo-sho


It's Okay To Make Mistakes (ft. Sabrina Peña)

Coma Niddy' Back (Welcome To OMSI)

by Coma Niddy
http://goo.gl/vZsJD

Track by Allrounda
http://goo.gl/nAHpRB

Lyrics

[Intro]
Allow me to re-introduce myself 
My name is Mike 
Call me Coma Niddy
Been making science raps on YouTube 
But haven’t don’t any of that lately
‘Cause I got job-see
Working at OMSI
Teleported to Portland
That’s my new spawn
Why I haven’t been a-round like B.O.B
Testing new stomping grounds, Dino Feet
So follow me OMSI runs these streets
Got science on fleek everyday of the week
Got more ‘Xzibit’ than MTV
Pimpin’ the Science Industry
All these Animals we about that life
Got a Submarine we about that dive
Planetarium we about that sky
Theory Eatery we about that dine
Museum Ed that’s the crew
First interactive wet lab, what it do?
Physics lab is classic old school
Design Lab got the cool new tools
Here’s our featured exhibit today
The next time you you see me all that may change
If you’re in love with the dinosaurs
Go to Paleo Lab, where we show them bones!

[Hook x2]
Seems like I disappeared 
Living in Portland
Where they keep it weird
Working at OMSI
Keeping science weird
Working with PBS
Twelve songs a year!


[Outro]
On the mission to educate
With the science that you see everyday
We got DNA 
Outer space
Lampreys
Earthquakes
Climate Change
And I brought them Tardigrades
Curious then come to our zone
Gain knowledge and make OMSI your home
Though more people visit when the weather’s bad
But it rains all the time so we ain’t mad!

Coma Niddy's Back (Keeping Science Weird)

"We Luh Ya Pluto" 
We-Re-Mix

Made by Coma Niddy
http://www.youtube.com/comaniddy

Lyrics

[Verse]
More massive the Planet
The harder you fall
And a planet made of feathers barely any pull at all
But somehow Pluto breaks the rules
We fell in love
You’re super-cool!
Got 5 moons
Roll with a crew
Sun Distance
'Bbout 40 AU
9 year trip 
To get snap-shots
The more we learn
The more you rock
Sometimes Atmo
Sometimes not
One third water
Two thirds rock
Don’t shine in the sky
But you got that ice
Underworld God
But you’re so nice

[Hook]
My very educated mother just served us nine
My very educated mother just served us nine
My very educated mother just served us nine
Without Pluto can’t have Pizza Time

We Luh Ya Pluto We - Re - Mix (Bonus)

Lyrics 

[Level 1]
Be a boss use the floss (use it!)
Do it once a day of course (tell them why!)
Because germs like to sneak between your teeth
Where the brush can’t reach causing gum disease (ew!)
If you do not treat it
Gums are easily bleeding
They become swollen
And they start to recede
That’s level one, Gingivitis 
You can be beat it, when it’s mildest
Follow me (follow!)
By brushing 2/7 (brush em!)
Flossing 1/7 (floss it!)
Visiting your dentist twice a year (hello!)
Beep Beep Beep
You hear that? (I hear that!)
That’s the sound of symptoms backing out of here! (woo!)

[Level 2]
Level two, you don’t want to know (nope)
That’s that perio (yup)
Inflammation complication going out of control
Bone, bye bye (woah)
Teeth, bye bye (woah)
Surgery, only way to make it go peace! (peace!)
No fear, preventable with care (yeah!)
Reducing those issues (reduce!)
With the steps that I give you (let's go!)

[Instructions]
Floss like a Ninja
Like a Ninja?
Yeah! 
Like a deadly weapon wrapped around your fingers!
Goes up down up down along the sides
Up down up down along the sides
Up down up down along the sides 
Get between all your teeth
And below your gum line
We’re flossing now


We're Flossing Now (Dental Rap)

Lyrics

Lyrics

[Intro]
Okay, the Dab is pretty Dope
But it’s time to switch it up
Dobsonian Telescope!

[Hook]
Okay
Look at my Dob (dob!)
Look at my Dob (dob!)
Look at my Dob
Look in the Dob 
You’re seeing stars (stars)
Look at my Dob (dob!)
Look at my Dob (dob!)
Look at my Dob
Look in the Dob (dob!)
You seeing Mars! (see it!)

[Verse]
We used to use the constellation navigation
We lost acquaintance now we use applications 
You haven’t lived until you’ve seen Saturn’s rings
You haven’t lived until you’ve seen Jupiter’s bling
Hollah at Andromeda
Orion Nebula, Hyades and tons of other phenomena
Canon of science looked at the moon and it’s blinding
This Starlight so ancient technically the view is rewinded
It’s #ThrowbackThursday everyday when you’re celestial gazing
I got the Drake edition Dob because the Views so amazing
My friends are like Hey Mike! What telescope should I buy?
Well for the price and the sights I tell them Dob on the sky!
Dob on them!


Look At My Dob (Telescope Rap)

Lyrics

My name is Coma Niddy
Knowledge what I like
So when I’m on the mic the flow be like 
So educational

Science is amazing 
Doesn’t play on our stations
So I make it entertaining
Information you can hang with

Like did you know that thousands of mites
Live in your face
And when it’s bed-time they come out to mate?
(Science is cray)

Started with Nano now we’re here
Dropping hits every year
Fresh science in your ears!
I’m the coprolite!

I'm The Coprolite (YouTube Trailer 2016)

The History of the Universe

Written, Performed, and Produced by Coma Niddy
http://youtube.com/comaniddy

Track by APM Music
http://www.apmmusic.com
 
Lyrics
[Part 1: Cosmic Expansion]
Bam! That’s the Big Bang
Though it wasn’t an explosion
It expaaaaaaaaaaanded
Seeming nothing then turned to something
The matter is bumping the energy thumping
Packing more heat than a bunch of G-Foremans
Particles, elements, all the things forming!
The Universe has zero chill
And it’s pretty dark in here 
There’s no one to pay the bills
Then bam! 
Early Stars and Quasars
Then bam! 
Radiation everywhere
Cosmic gases gets denser and denser
Pumping out stars like a stellar dispenser
Then they explode galaxy note
They get recycled and many more grow
Pulled together by gravity
Stars form then galaxies
Like EGS8P
Andromeda and Milky
That’s our future dorm
We live inside her arm
And we’re just moving along
Through this Cosmic Storm

[Part 2: Solar System Formation]
The Milky Way is spinning
Swirling and mixing 
Planetary recipes
Gases and stellar debris
Solar system whipping in the kitchen
Collisions finish took half a billion
Solar Winds blow, clean real good
Planets and Sun that we call our hood

[Part 3: Life On Earth]
There’s our pale blue dot
It’s the most chill spot
Life is a miracle
So Don’t discard your shot
Before we existed the planet consisted of ancient microorganisms
Then reptiles, dinos, mammals, birds
Then there were flowers then the sky burned
Lots of life lost their shot
Little furries rise up 
Now we are on top
What can I say? Mammals rock!
In the grand scale of ‘verse 
Homo-sapiens new on the scene
The blink of an eye that is the time to describe our deeds
We got good stuff and we got bad stuff
And all that between
Made by the universe to understand 
What it all means

The History of the Universe

Old School Mammals

Written, Produced, & Performed by Mike Wilson aka Coma Niddy
http://www.youtube.com/comaniddy

Instrumental by Hooks R Us
http://hooksrus.com/

Lyrics

[Mesozoic Age]
Everybody knows their Dinosaurs
But what about the creatures living in their shadows?
Hop in my time machine, travel to the Meso
We’re going to pay a visit to the O.G. Mammals

[Juramaia]
Meet Juramaia, pretty monumental 
Dwelling in the trees in her high rise rental
Earliest placental before it was the trend
She be Khaleesi of Eutherians

[What’s a Eutherian?]
Did you know?
Mammals have more than 1 class
Prototherians lay eggs to hatch
Metatherians have fanny packs
And Eutherians have a belly button patch                                                                                                                                     

[Volaticotherium]
Volaticotherium had a membrane
From her fingers to her limbs to her tail base
And that membrane made her like a sailplane
First mammal in the game that could glide away 

[Repenomamus]
They say started from the bottom now we’re here
Mammals lived in fear until the dinos disappeared?
Well...Repenomamus found with dinos in her stomach
And not only were they garnishes but they were demolished!

[Hook]
Move along, move along, move along
Dinos had your turn
Now you’re birds, birds, birds
Chirp chirp
Mammals rule the Earth!

Move along, move along, move along
Dinos had your turn
Now you’re birds, birds, birds
Chirp chirp
Mammals rule the Earth!

[Cenozoic Era]
Travel forward to the Ceno
And notice that Dinos have vanished
That’s when mammals took advantage of the situation
And exploded on the planet

[Miohippus]
On the shortlist is Miohippus
That’s a horsey! Shorter than my hip is!
Count the toes, Hippus has three digits
To Hyaenodon, Hippus was delicious
But if speed was a killer then Hippus was vicious
Predators needed that LA Fitness
In nature if you can’t keep up with fast food 
Then your whole species gets extinct’ed

[Thylacosmilus]
Here’s a marsupial looking like a Saber Tooth
Not a feline but closer to them dunkaroos
Thylacosmilus rocking that underbite
Convergent Evolution - no copyrights

[What’s Evolution Convergence?]
Did you know?
Similar traits doesn’t mean they’re related
On the Tree of Life these Saber-Teeth are separated
In some cases when it comes to evolution
Different animals have the same solution

[Megatherium]
Have you ever bit into an avocado?
Have you ever thought about that huge seed?
Have you ever wondered what kind of animal 
Could eat that seed and not bleed internally?
Meet Megatherium
That’s the Ground Sloth
Avocado’s evolutionary mate
Real friends
Ate the avocados 
And spread the seeds as she defecates all over the place!

[Hook]
Move along, move along, move along
Dinos had your turn
Now you’re birds, birds, birds
Chirp chirp
Mammals rule the Earth!

Move along, move along, move along
Dinos had your turn
Now you’re birds, birds, birds
Chirp chirp
Mammals rule the Earth!

[Present Day]
Here we are in present day
O.G. mammals paved the way
Laid framework for mammalian traits
Like our inner ears, live birth, and huge brains
One species is most savage
Has the power to change the whole Planet
But will we get our act together?
Or will the Earth be ravaged?
Real talk

Science Party

Old School Mammals

🎶 Lyrics 🎶

Hi, my name is Mike 
Cut from a different cloth
I order the ramen
No broth
Order the pizza 
Drizzle it with the hot sauce
Remember that song 
Water Bear don’t care, unless it’s moss
Aye, it's what I do
Educate, now back in school
BFA MSCS
Shout out to P.S.U.
On my grind, true soul
Lot on my mind, two moles
All I done did, Dinos and Space
Now it’s time for a change of pace
No more Niddy, call me Mike
 In north west, come take a hike
4C fro hair to the sky 
I’m still the coprolite
Channels edutain 
Get you hype don’t help with grades
I’m not saying that it’s bad 
I’m just saying let’s change the game
People who look like me
When it comes to S.T.E.M. we start behind 
But we still shine way up in the ultralight
Design these rhymes explain in time 
All I know
Intellect’s a valuable thing
So let yours grow 
While the metronome swings
What this meant to be
Is essentially a musical utility
To help you academically
When times are hard
Yeah
When times are hard
Yeah

✨ Credits ✨

Written, Performed, and Produced by Yours Truly

Instrumental: Mantra
https://mantra.beatstars.com

Hi My Name Is Mike

To be a Scientist
written by Mike Wilson aka Coma Niddy
http://www.comaniddy.tumblr.com

To be a scientist you have to be curious
Question everything that exists in the universe
To be a scientist you have to have a skeptical brain
Strong evidence is needed for strong claims
To be a scientist you need to wonder
Investigate, test, uncover, and discover
To be a scientist you need an open mind
Open to suggestion and the test of time

You don’t need glasses to be a scientist
You don’t need a lab coat to be a scientist
You don’t need to be a male to be a scientist
You don’t need to be a certain race to be a scientist

The truth is, we’re all born a scientists
As children, all of us curious!
As children all of us wonder
Investigate, test, uncover and discover
It doesn’t take much if you want to be a scientist
Follow your heart if you want to be a scientist
Don’t stop if you want to be a scientist
Keep going if you want to be a scientist

Life is rewarding if you love what you do
Keep your eyes on the prize while you go through school
During your journey if you’re ever confused
Just know if you’re human, then there’s science in you
Yay science!

To be a Scientist

Hi, I'm Coma Niddy and I make songs that make you think.

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