GarbageGothic as Charlie
Freshy Kanal as Zelda

Written by:
Freshy Kanal and Hippie Rat

Beat Produced by:
Insanebeatz

Lyrics:

Charlie:
Mom said I’m still too young to watch this thriller,
But Rachel’s gone, I’ll have her back watch me plot twist this sister!
You’ll choke on a beat if you can’t chug processed beans.
In school we had to draw people like you in the drug project week
You’re a conjured monster from young nature 
I’ll drop this beat like your dumbwaiter
I’d tinker with you but this toy is bendy
you look like the logo of a Soyboy Wendy’s
People don’t dig it, not even your grave, but I’m sure you got some bones to crack
Not even the Pet Sematary could bring her audience back

Zelda:
Charlie?? is that you, for god’s sake?
I guess defeating you will be a piece of cake.
What is there left to learn from a 2018 flick?
You tried fucking up the people but it just didn’t click.
Wrap your head around your own business
Are the ants in your head gonna fix your fidget?
Craving annoyance, you don’t know the limit 
Til signs it your head like: “No kids in the kitchen!”
Sometimes dead is better! They’re erasing your place
I’m sure your life was full of pressure, with that face on your… face
You’re one to talk ‘bout being bedridden, time to lift the curtains
You beg to live inside that family tree house of burdens.

Charlie:
This brat wants attention but we know nobody missed her
If you wanna flip birds, I’m gonna grab my scissors!
What is my highlighted prime to you in those flashbacks
The Legend of Zelda will stay a link to the past!

Zelda:
You’re shaming the family, reason for mother’s therapy
Shit, for you it seems like getting roasted is hereditary
I’m waving down from heaven, your death was quite your destiny.
That pie choked Charlie’s pipes, we could call it a Chocolate Factory.

Zelda Goldman vs. Charlie Graham - Rap Battle!

“Bodies Burning” is the 13th track on the original tracklist of the album “Claustro Ego” and the 2nd track on the reworked tracklist of the same album.

Onyx Colony - Bodies Burning

Fnf - Boogie Man

Welcome back to Lame-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of bird games abandoned by their owners: Red from Angry Birds vs Mr. Crow from Catastrophe Crow. Enjoy!

@freshykanal as Red
Commander Jacob as Mr. Crow
@sw4nked as Chuck
@superthingsoncupsss as Bomb
@snakebite126 as the Jays

Written by Commander Jacob & GamingPlush64
Mixed & mastered by GamingPlush64
Beat produced by Anywaywell
Crow model by El Stephono

-LYRICS-

Red (0:09)
I thought the pigs’ plot was enough to make me pissed off
But now I gotta fling hot disses straight off the slingshot
We stay protecting kids way before they frickin' hatch
Fitting that this little brat came from a baby’s chicken scratch
You have, like, 20 vids, there’s no way you can catch up
I got raps up my sleeve, while your sleeve is just wrapped up 
Your cartridge and Daddy will stay old and grey
Loner strayed, flew the coup, and never stayed to raise his precious golden egg

Mr. Crow (0:28)
I see you, Red. I’d tear apart your cardinal sins
But we can bond over the crow language it’s clear your bars were in
Or maybe not, after your latest failures, I observed that
Your servers must have been cursed bad by the evil Sir Cat!
Those absurd raps are calling me to stay and work at
A verse that can take you down so we can’t see these birds flap
I stack hits like blocks, show you an L, and tower you
Lemme just lay this down if I gotta spell it out for you
While I respect protecting your nest from turning into a bed and breakfast 
Your tactics lack any sense of direction when flinging heads into wreckage 
You got rich from your title? 
Your only golden shower nowadays is piss from your idol!

Red (0:57)
Your word vomit couldn’t even keep my chicks fed
He won’t be home ever again after that shit’s wrecked
We get money like Hal; our green’s coming around
I’ll put you down - 6 crows feet under the ground
I stay squaded up. Yo, Jay, Bomb, and Chuck
Let’s show this winged black sheep why they can’t flock with us
Chuck (1:11)
Ugh, speedy time, you weakley swine! We can rhyme with an eagle’s might
But maybe translating your 800 languages can come out with a decent line
Bomb (1:16)
No teddy bear to cuddle with, you can’t get your dad back
You weren’t even worthy to get stuffed in a bear’s backpack
The Jays (1:21)
Get Butchered, no Adam. We’re sick when we’re splitted
Attacking and rapping, we’re killer in triplets
Red (1:26)
When I’m spitting off the bill, no way you can get through to me
I’m knocking over all your builds and breaking down your Unity
Cause me and my boys got the skill, destruction isn’t new to me 
So if you wanna talk to Nils, stop using your community
We’ll die a martyr just to stop the piggie’s punk shit
At least write to Marta before you run away and jump ship
Fuck demon cats, development’s you’re only hell now
The only flight you've taken is the staircase you fell down
Nothing your fans theorize will make Thea rise
So now Lorenz himself will eternally need to be revived


Crow (1:50)
You dumb shits, thrown at the wall to see what sticks
You lucky mother-cluckers should be glad ya landed one hit
Both Rovio and Opus didn’t know what they were asked for
I took it to the depths, you took it off the App Store
You wanna bring a squad in? Face a murder of crows
To checkmate your flock of pawns and submerge 'em with flows
I’ll pop your whole arsenal and I’ll leave with three gold stars
The last nail in my coffin? I’m breaking free with each crowbar
No one’s wanting (ugh) all your cash-ins (nah)
All they wanted was to make you zip through blocks
You were launching (eh), now you’re crashing (ouch!)
Made some bubble games, and that shit went pop
Not talking PCs when I clip your head through a window
Your money bag-headed developers ain’t enough to scare this crow
It’s no sweat ending these legless and armless balls
The least hard thing I’ve gone through is a concrete wall
Your player’s gone too, now that you’re off phones
2 birds, 1 throne. I’ve finally gone home

Thanks for listening
-ComJac

Angry Birds vs Catastrophe Crow | Lame-Ass Rap Battles

Here is a cover of Pasta Night but with 3 FNAF Youtubers.

The Midi was made by Blade204:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TXsCwIjWqQ&t

The Hypno's Lullaby mod was made by Banbuds and a bunch of other talented creators:
www.mediafire.com/file/iijjmx1cuwz…2+BUILD.zip/file

Support the Friday Night Funkin devs:
ninja-muffin24.itch.io/funkin
www.kickstarter.com/projects/funkin…-full-ass-game/

FNAF Night (Pasta Night but It's a Markiplier, MatPat, and Dawko Cover)

Fightmarker as The Lamb
Tibbie as Isaac 

Written by Alen, Cole, and Valonide
Produced by Diamond Style 
Mixed and Mastered by The Genius
Edited by Rabi (Isaac)
Edited by Shimario (Lamb)
Art by Valonide
Additional art by Cole and Rabi
Thumbnail by Cole

(0:11)
FAC RAP BATTLES
LAMB
VERSUS
ISAAC
BEGIN

(0:22) Lamb:
I'm well-versed in mercin’ vermin, 'nother bishop needs some servin’
So best consider these words the latest in my hurtful sermons
You're in a void of mental struggle, impending death rather scary
Not even delirious shapeshifting would make you a competent adversary
The Fragile Fortitude fleece is awfully fitting around your framework
'Cause this glass cannon loses blood by the touch of a Gaper
This sacrificial pagan sham deserves to have his spirit damned
An offering turned divine disciple, so face the Wrath of the Lamb
You're a looney ass nutcase deplored by your mother
Incessantly crying when you're hiding from her
Parents divorced, now you’re gloomy and smothered
You're feeling so blue that you made it your color
Genre-defining? Your junk doesn't fit it, it's hour-long cycles of dull repetition
A guide is omitted, most people just quit it, your whole game is garbage like all the shit in it
McMillen is hyping a card game that no one plays and three DLCs
For a combined price of triple digits? Who is he, Ultra Greed?
This fool can't run away 'fore my whole cult will brutalize you
Either way you can't escape the sacred traumas that define you

(1:08) Isaac:
Another run inside the basement, and I've got a curse 
Feeling like The One Who Waits for you to end that awful verse
Your lousy gameplay loop's untouched, resulting of dev disengagement
Massive Monster's downing drowsy pills, making your game vacant
Face it: you abuse your crew with unrelentless mercy
You’re controlling Heaven’s Gate if it was full of hopeless furries
Dark Room’s mutton’s less mundane than your discipleship sim mess
There’s no die across these floors that’d fix your developing wreck
It’s a shame, and it’s embarrassin’, you’ve no heart of a heretic, give it up
Your fans are consuming your content like your followers eat that crap they munch
You talk tough for a false prophet who had God intervene as his saving grace
I'll have a devil beggar repenting when this messiah leaves his cult erased

(1:44) Lamb:
This addict’s stacking pills, but that doesn't mean he's sick with it 
Bitch, you should have been aborted, fetus-built like Tainted Lilith
That suffocating chest is where his mother’s burden breathes
‘Til I find the tot atop the hill and send him six feet underneath

(1:55) Isaac:
With divine light, this Seraphim would rip apart your ilk
In this firefight, Bird’s Eye bars burn verses submerged in Soy Milk
You underestimate my tenacity; I will never lose
I’d Plan C and kill myself if it meant putting an end to you
Bind your cuts and conjure better bars, you're out of luck
'Cause like bruh, if I were you, and spat that trash, I'd be "I suck"
Try to utilize your cards, but I ensure you’ll die a martyr
At long last, a Hanged Lamb’s your only option for departure

Isaac vs. Lamb. Rap Battle #8

Festive Family Reunion Jingle Hells But White Black And Grey Imposter Sing It  FNF Cover

Shadow Zel as Miles Morales
Yuugen Vinny as Izuku Midoriya

Beat Produced by: Dave James, Adam Skinner and Dan Skinner
Written by: Danii
Mixed and Mastered by: Danii
Thumbnail by: LimJJ

Lyrics:

Miles:
Alright, let’s try this again
My name is Miles Morales, the one and only Spider-Man
I was bitten by a spider from another dimension
Now I’m getting on this fighter and ending this with his head kicked, ay
Even your mangaka’s a fan of me, best put down that fantasy
Got every hero in humanity and still caused anarchy
I really hoped you were a vigilante
It at least would’ve been cool to hear your bitching to banish me
Another shounen school anime with the same weak thing
But my fans are like your mom because they stay eating
No wonder you’ll take silver, being spoon fed yet you're still coping
Couldn’t be me, I’mma do my own thing

Deku:
My friends are cheering me on with only half my power
Have you screaming Uncle like I’m taking out the Prowler
I know what it’s like being called a hero I’ll never be
The difference is your name is Miles and I got the better feats (ohh!!!)
I’ve taken down Muscle, but uhhh, I’ve never seen this
You’re skinny as hell, bro, I think it’s time you eat this
I break my bones to save the people and that stands true
While you are not breaking Gwen’s back, you’re not Andrew
How’d you let a company named Insomniac sleep on you?
You getting nerfed right after your movie dropping just speaks volumes
Don’t what you’ll stick onto now, ‘cause we have a gap in power
Midoriya’s green valley, you’re just a sunflower

Miles:
Calm down, Gon, we know you’re low with the hands
Bro, my NPC can stand out more than most of your fans
Goes to show I’m better with the web, you don't know me, man
I’ll have you kissing on my fist like it was Bakugo, damn!
‘Cause you did what you do best and just keep mumbling, I’ll humble ya
You’re good for tournament and war arcs, yet you’re still fumbling
So don’t go mention my fam, your dad’s missing in action
There’s no universe where him leaving that home was never valid

Deku:
Guess that spider-sense just never went off 
But I will, ‘cause you’ll be another version they toss
While I stay One for All, there’s no way you’re attacking near
Couldn’t save your family but Adidas? You went “I am here”
Subtract you out the equation, but with Plus Ultra, I have it
And it'll throw you off so much, you gotta do another useless backflip
So I stay the best hero/fighter instead
Have someone tell this universe another Spider-Man’s dead

Miles Morales vs. Izuku Midoriya - #19

Obituary but it's a bit more than slightly perfect

original (NOT OFFICIAL):
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E8WWtl1cbFY

GO PLAY FUNKADELIX RIGHT NEOW:
GameJolt: gamejolt.com/games/funkadelix/904180
GameBanana: gamebanana.com/mods/521745

FNF: FUNKADELIX CORRUPTION - Sanguine South

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