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“Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.”

uh I like Splatoon and Eddsworld. I draw sometimes but art block sucks my dick too hard. I love cats, art (specifically animation), pepsi, and neon colors. for any Eddsworld playlist requests or other playlists then feel free to message me

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𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚊𝚢 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚎, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚑? 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝙸 𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚞𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚢 𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙽𝚊𝚟𝚢 𝚂𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚜, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸'𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚟𝚘𝚕𝚟𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚗𝚞𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚝 𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚍𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝙰𝚕-𝚀𝚞𝚊𝚎𝚍𝚊, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝟹𝟶𝟶 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚖𝚎𝚍 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚜. 𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚐𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚊 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚏𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸'𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚜𝚗𝚒𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚄𝚂 𝚊𝚛𝚖𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚎𝚜. 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚎 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚝. 𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚠𝚒𝚙𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝙴𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚑, 𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚔 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜. 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚜𝚊𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙸𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚝? 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗, 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚛. 𝙰𝚜 𝚠𝚎 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚔 𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚝 𝚗𝚎𝚝𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚄𝚂𝙰 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝙸𝙿 𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚍 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚜𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚖, 𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚐𝚘𝚝. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚙𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎. 𝚈𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚍, 𝚔𝚒𝚍. 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚋𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎, 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚒𝚗 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚖𝚢 𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜. 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚊𝚖 𝙸 𝚎𝚡𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚞𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚖𝚎𝚍 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚋𝚊𝚝, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚄𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚜 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝙲𝚘𝚛𝚙𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚏𝚞𝚕𝚕 𝚎𝚡𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚠𝚒𝚙𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚗𝚝, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝. 𝙸𝚏 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚞𝚗𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚋𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 "𝚌𝚕𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛" 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚞𝚙𝚘𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚎. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚗'𝚝, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚒𝚍𝚗'𝚝, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚎, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚘𝚍𝚍𝚊𝚖𝚗 𝚒𝚍𝚒𝚘𝚝. 𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝 𝚏𝚞𝚛𝚢 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚒𝚝. 𝚈𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚍, 𝚔𝚒𝚍𝚍𝚘.

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