A small excerpt from my steampunk novella "Going Coastal: A Hound's Tale" In which our hero encounters a wayward soul and treats them to some Angamorian Diplomacy. 

First few chapters here, may differ from final draft: 
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1STQjbMvLaYJyDM-9vIDv4XvPAAAqguq18nH7AknpdKw/edit?usp=drive_link

"Foul Brigand"

[For an upcoming project called "The Soviet Unicorn"]
Put on your hazmat suit for a leisurely stroll through the exclusion zone, complete with dead trees, dark corridors, and broken machinery. Try not to step in any of the glowing puddles.

After The Meltdown Take I.II

leaving a nice message to help a friend deal with some unwanted attention.
If you needed further context, they had just beaten cancer [congrats], but had taken to the internet asking for help in dealing with an online creep who wasn't put off by the baldness, chemo drugs, or the fact that she already has a boyfriend.
He'd already given her his name, number, and blood type [she grilled him for being the wrong sort], and then I asked if she wanted me to give him a call...

Nice Voicemail

[work in progress]
Elements from the past and the future, combined to make something not quite as good as either.

I realize this is a bit of an inter-generational thing, so for those unfamiliar with either song; 
-any good ol' boy worth his spurs should know the tune:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hx4gdlfamo
-you weren't a real 2000's emo kid if you didn't know the words:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRKJiM9Njr8

THE GAMBLER PARADE [TAKE II]

Non-Existence

CATCHING A BUZZ

Part of an EP I'd written back in early 2013, titled "Cold Front" it was meant to be about the cold war, but it seems to have become a bit more relevant in recent years...

DOWN AND OUT [Take 4.2]

"While you were still learning how to spell your Name, I was being trained to conquer galaxies!”
-Terl

MARCH OF THE EXTRATERRESTRIALS [take I]

Thought I'd run everything through a vocoder, then I thought I'd hit the record button, and now y'all gotta deal with it.

Night Of The Vocoder

I was one of the Tuba players in the Kyogle Citizen's brass band when we played the Australia Day ceremony at Tabulum in 2010. 
During said ceremony, the singer took her cordless microphone off to another marquee to hang out with the dignitaries. 
Because of this distance, she heard us at a delay. But because of the speakers, we heard her in real time. This was the result.

Advance Australia Fair

A magical mishmash of semi-soviet mechanised musical mayhem. 
And some earlier work

The Soviet Unicorn

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