if i got a penny for every time i thought about you i'd have no sense

pufferfish

today

sweaty balls

virgo

sometimes u gotta get a little sckurbligny ykwim

skruncykl

dumpling soup

cokayne clubb

nemrott

i changed my mind

klepto

u can DO THIS GirL!,,,!
u cna ucn do…
YUCANDOUWTHISGYURL!!!!
UCNSNDOTHUSIGIRL.

i’m not mixing shit i’m not doing SHIT just enjoy the beat and vibe idk i love u bye

IM SO UNINSPIREDUHHGHHGJXJNC CNMSISKSM;)(b;;)#’ms!,,!,.

i was bored also do you love me bc i do

btw 

songs are enough ammo by glokk40spaz and in danger by figure skater

GLOKKYYY ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

i don’t mix or master for my own mental peace

oh tsi tsi rie

crosskey

this is NOT do i wanna know by Arctic Monkeys

fuck peta

distance

canned penis juice

fart flavored juul pod

baseballs

i cried 😌

headspace

i ain't even got my dick on me bruh why you tryna fuck me like on god i left my dick at home bro i'm not tryna fuck rn

kpop stan twitter 😌✨

I HATE AMERICA SO MUCH

noíze lemôn

A MONKEY IN MY BAFROOOOOM

cockblock

wrote this for my dad's birthday 

lyrics: 

ohhh hold on
hold on 
I know that's no- (yeah!)
no that's not- (yeah!)
it is isn't it? (yeah it is!)
that's Chris (yeah that's chris!!!)
Chris Garrison! (chris garrison!)
THE man (the man) 
Chris man (CHRIS MAN!!)
Chrisworldlive! (chrisworldliiiiveeee!!!!!!)

Yeah, ah ah, okay 
Alright, I know this man is famous across all the lands 
Everybody knows this man (HEY THATS CHRIS!!! I know that guy....) 
If you see this man you more than likely know this man 
Walk up to him in a walmart 
Invade his personal space (oh my god chris is that you??)
and say hey! its your birthday isn't it?
Haha, Happy Birthday!!

Everybody knows your name as soon as you walk into the room
(Um, hello? Is this Chris Garrison? Happy Birthday!)
Everybody knows your name as soon as you walk into the room 
(No I swear, that's totally him!) 

Now left, right walk ya walk 
Sitting at ya desk now talk ya talk 
Wow, wow, what's his name? 
Chris Garrison NOW PAVE THE WAYYY 

Got a lotta swaggy can you handle that? 
Cool shoes, cool shirt, can you handle that?
When you run up on him don't even pretend to hold back 
Cuz you know you love him and you know you wanna be that 

Hey dad, its alex, sorry, brief intermission 
Um, I just have one question for you and I think it'll knock your socks off 

have you gone to the birthday candle sale yet? 
cuz it's a huge blowout 
get it, cuz you blow out birthday candles? 

Everybody knows my name as soon as I walk into the room 
Everybody Knows My Name As Soon As I Walk Into The Room 

Hey hey hey hey hey! 
ayy old man 
alright, listen this songs coming to an end 
glad I got to make this for you 
I really hope you like it
I love you very much and I hope you had the most amazing day today 

Hope it slapped, like, slapped hard 

Happy Birthday dad (: <3

Happy Birthday Dad

Knives

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