So you think you’re ugly enough to make it in Hollywood? Great, because there’s lots of roles for the physically unfortunate so find your niche, “guy in corner.” Coop’s really good day in the first world goes south as he plunges Boot-holes-first into one of LA’s infamous muddy puddles. Good thing he brought his 24 hour Hydro flask, chocked full of his mom’s homemade espresso pods, pre-ground in a factory months ago by the hundreds of thousands, just for you. Myan gets his own dose of the Mondays as his first world struggle with his plethora of Apple products seems to have no end. Like a vat of unfrothed raw milk you just keep steaming and steaming aaand STEAMING...!!
Join us this week for a glimpse at Cooper’s naked ankles and a lukewarm oatmilk Cortado and if that is not enough to sooth your involuntary racism just call Apple support and ask for Chayla... she’s going make some lucky guy one hell of a neck someday.

Episode 15 - Interpretive Dance of the Debt Ceiling

People keep asking me what the podcast is ABOUT? In truth there are a lot of answers to that. There’s rants on tv and film, bitch-sessions about things in our society we do or don’t like, sometimes we get a bit political and we are always making fun of something. To say we like to tangent from each topic would be a gross understatement. We also have lots of guests and yes they are mostly artists, musicians, actors, singers, writers, dancers, producers and the occasional small business person and always someone whom you would otherwise never hear, see or get a chance enjoy. In short we strive to be the source for a peak into the Unknown Artist. After that, Coop&Myan are living characters themselves, they are the heart and soul in the fabric that makes up the body of Unofficial. How do we condense that and package it into the quintessential “Log Line?”

It’s a Show about Anything.

Today’s Anything happens to start out with maybe the least important thing ever created… the meme-video of Trump as Colin Firth on a mass-murdering-rampage of political/media opponents in a scene reappropriated from the movie Kingsman: The Golden Circle. What could be more pointless. Thankfully Coop&Myan break down just how bizarre our society is as this example of fictionalized, glorified slaughter by an unwavering, narcissistic, wannabe dictator-in-chief, truly illustrates a major series of modern problems we are all forced to relate to, mostly perpetuated by our Hollywood themed, gun-loving, corporate-corrupted, pay-to-play political, drug-fueled American Empire. And of course, we consumers who eat it up with our minimum wage dollars. We have the craziest show on Earth and every one of us has a front row seat right in our pockets. It’s sick. And we love/hate it. As long as that’s the situation our human condition, collectively finds us in, Unofficial will try to stare deeply into the black mirror and disect what we can as best we can, while still having as much fun as possible.

So subscribe to Unofficial and tell your friends because Coop&Myan are carving their inimitable niche and need your support to continue to grow.It's a Show about Anything

87 - It's a Show about Anything

Seems like a good time to sit inside and create... More to come.

Isolation

What do you do when the whole world starts to fall apart? Do you curl up, accept defeat and wait for the demons to harvest your organs? Yes, sometimes that’s all you can do. But other times, when the gut-merchants are busy with other homes and red tape gives you a few months of breathing room, you shout to the hilltops! Hey, Hilltops, you think you’re better than ME?! I read Atlas Shrugged, what did you ever do?!

It’s time for Unofficial to return to the digital airwaves and although Coop&Myan are still friends, legally Unofficial can no longer boast that catchy mantra. It’s just Myan now…Myan, Myan. Myan, Myan. Ok it’s not as fun, I don’t even think the rhythm is the same but that doesn’t matter right now, we’re looking down the barrel of a global pandemic and everybody else seems to have their own podcast so why not Zoidberg?? Shameless Futurama joke there, apologies to the uncool folk who don’t have 7 handles on Reddit.

But now is your chance, if you still don’t know what Reddit is then listening to the new Unofficial, (Myantology edition) will soon educate you on your new best friend…The Reddit Front Page aka The Front Page of the Internet. Its the perfect blend of smart-idiots from around the world being filtered through a brilliant-moron, directly into your ear and then on to eating your brain. Just like that scene from The Beastmaster…only totally not gross like that at all.

Stoked to be back, I missed you all, but mostly, I missed myself.

With the appropriate amount of love…

Myan

Episode 92 (Myantology Edition)Covid-19 Herd immunity & Bernie vs. Biden 12

I would never advocate violence for any reason outside of self defense. But look at that face. In other news if you haven't seen the documentary, The Great Hack, you might wanna check it out. Adds another piece into the puzzle of understanding how Trump was able to drop his dick on the desk in the oval office. Cause it's still a mystery to me. Every day. Every. Day.

To those who hate it when you. do. this. Sorry. I just thought it was funny so I went. for. it. Again, sorry.

My family is all here for the lockdown so I have to go, so no more terrible jokes. For now.

I will always love you
Myan

Pod.Myantology.Ep.002

Episode 93 (Myantology Edition)Trump's Punchable Face and The Great Hack

You know, I'm no Justice Warrior. I'm more of a Justice Enthusiast. I'm not on the front lines, I'm at home, Justice-ing between plates of handmade pasta and little crackers topped with salmon spread and pickled jalapeño slices. Hey, when you can't leave the house because of corona, you become the host, waiter, busser AND chef of your own personal café and let me tell you, Chez Myannaise, although very very exclusive, has been booked 24/7 for weeks now. 

Today's' five course meal marks the ubiquitously adored (and feared) rule of three. As Myan's third solo episode of Unofficial, the aptly named "Myantology Edition", crosses a threshold, meets a milestone and hurdles the watershed, as the front page of Reddit once again provides a bottomless, rabbit-blackhole of fun and information...which I call "Funformation." No, fun and knowledge. It's "Funowledge." No, wait uuuh fun and, fun aaaaand...truth! "FRUTH!"  Fruth, it's fruth.

So hop on and get your full dose of living,
While going absolutely nowhere.
Take your 15 minute break and spend it with me.
You don't have to bother to even do your hair.

The system is designed to eat us alive,
And it's been growing unchallenged for quite some time.
I really don't know if we're gonna make it at all,
Wednesdays now, way more wine.

And I'll be coming back to you real real soon,
From the front page of Reddit with proof.
That we're all kinda fucked but in this together
And fair best with a shared helping of Fruth.

Good talk, see you out there,
Myan

Episode 15 - Interpretive Dance of the Debt Ceiling

Myantology

Related tracks