Chin Strap

Squirrels

Cooper Express

Sour Cream

Butthurt Blues

All characters and places described in this song, even places that happen to be real, are completely fictional and pose no threat.

Jay at ford of Kirkland [his name isn't actually Jay I apologize to any Jay's at Ford of Kirkland]

Cooper Lytle's Album

Zamboni

Welcome to the frog zone Frog zone Frog zone
FROOOOOG ZOOOONNE 
welcome to the frog zone wont you step inside
we have lots of amphibian friends dont go run and hide

stay away from my house, it is my property
the frogs live there dont you know wont you let them live in harmony

if you cant get it through your thick skull that DO NOT ENTER means do not go 
prepare to meet me and my Forty four

[breakdown]

coob