The Ballad of Dood & Juanita

baby baby baby you've been giving me hell
and thats why sometimes i just have to yell:
Hell's Belle!
Oh babe you're the belle from hell

she was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
you were working as a server in a cafeteria
i leaned across the counter and i asked you out
my friends made brutal fun of me - dude what's that all about

when i came to your parents house to pick you up
you had to beg your dad for 20 bucks to fill your cup
without a word he threw 20 singles on the floor
it was all that i could do to get us both out the door

a few dates later, you whine "you're too old"
you're 19, I'm 23, has your brain gone cold?
Then for no clear reason you move to the UK
I visit you there, i lose my luggage on the way

baby baby baby you've been giving me hell (givin me hell)
and thats why sometimes i just have to yell:
Hell's Belle!
Oh babe you're the belle from hell

the UK didn't work out, now you move out west
I visit you there cuz - I'm just the best
waitin at the bar for your shift to end
unaware the bartender is your special friend

you make me take you to a vegan place, it really stinks
then you tell me you fuck the dude just served me drinks

baby baby baby you've been giving me hell (givin me hell)
and thats why sometimes i just have to yell:
Hell's Belle!
Oh babe you're the belle from hell

baby baby baby you've been giving me hell (givin me hell)
and thats why sometimes i just have to yell:
Hell's Belle!
Oh babe you're the belle from hell

A few years later and you phone me up
say you're livin in the city in a Brooklyn walkup
you whine about the latest guy who shacks up with you
too unstable to get through a job interview

I pity you as I sit watching you on your bed
sorry darling: I'm engaged to be wed
you dug yourself a hole, and I can't get you out
but thanks for years of misery, embarrassment and doubt

Sure you were pretty back in the day.
But some things are more important than a lovely face.
I gave you all I had and woulda done so much more;
My reward you telling me I made you feel like a whore?

baby baby baby you been giving me hell (givin me hell)
and thats why sometimes i just have to yell:
Hell's Belle!
Oh babe you're the belle from hell

baby you're the belle from hell (from hell)
baby you're the belle from hell (bell from hell)
baby you're the belle from hell (hell's bell)
baby you're the belle from hell

Hell's Bell

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Lyrics:
When I woke from my 100 year nap.
My coffin creaked like an old bat trap.
I stretched my fangs, shook off the dust,
Feeling thirsty, but love was a must.
I shuffled to the window, grabbed my bat-goggles tight,
Peered at the town in the pale moonlight.
There she was, glowing like a full blood moon,
A beauty so fine, she made my heart swoon.
Her hair like raven wings, eyes like midnight stars,
I fell head over cape, from afar.
Oh, I'm batty for her, it's love at first bite,
She sucks the boredom right out of my night.
I'm dying to meet her, but undead, you see,
This vamp's got a crush, eternally.

I've got the perfect plan to win her heart,
A scheme so clever, it's a dark art.
I'll run Halloween with ghosts and ghouls,
Deck the halls for Christmas, break all the rules.
Turn into a cat, sneak in her door,
Purr her secrets, learn what she's for.
But as I plot in my castle so grand,
I should really learn her name... damn.
I floated down the hill on wings of night,
Whispering spells to make everything right.
She walked the streets, unaware of my gaze,
While I hung around, in a lovesick haze.
I'd send her bats with notes, "You're fang-tastic, dear,"
But they'd just flap away, filled with fear.
My heart's in a crypt, but it's beating for you,
One nibble from me, and we'll be undead too.
I'm staking my claim, no wooden ones here,
This love's immortal, crystal clear.
But garlic breath? That's a stake in my pride,
And mirrors? They leave me horrified.

I've got the perfect plan to win her heart,
A scheme so clever, it's a dark art.
I'll run Halloween with tricks and treats so vile,
Christmas with blood-red lights, Transylvanian style.
Turn into a cat, with whiskers and claws,
Eavesdrop on her dreams, uncover her flaws.
But as I scheme in my coffin so deep,
I should really learn her name... before I creep.

One night as a feline, I slinked through her gate,
Heard her whisper secrets, it was worth the wait.
She loves old movies, hates the sun's glare,
Perfect match for a vamp with style and flair.
But when I transformed back, she screamed in fright,
"Get out, you bat-brained creep of the night!"
Now I'm back in my castle, nursing my woe,
Love bites hard, don't you know?

Oh, the perfect plan to win her heart,
Fell apart like a zombie's counterpart.
Halloween haunts and Christmas cheer gone wrong,
Cat tricks backfired, now she's long gone.
But in my eternal, blood-thirsty game,
I should really learn her name......next time.

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