Lions Led By Donkeys, Chronological

On the first episode of the Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast we talk about WW1 Italian military leader Luigi Cadorna. A man so bad at his job his own soldiers mutilated themselves to get out of working for him. 
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Sources for this episode:
https://www.britannica.com/biography/Luigi-Cadorna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqqOzSEfIak
Dan Carlin's Blue Print to Armageddon
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/most-treacherous-battle-world-war-i-italian-mountains-180959076/

Ep. 1 Luigi Cadorna

On this episode Joe and Nick talk about Field Marshal Douglas Haig who led the majority of the UK's efforts during WW1, including the brutal battles of the Somme and Passchendaele.

Remember kids: Just because you're bad at math doesn't mean that you too may one day lead millions of men to their deaths.

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Episode 2 - Sir Douglas Haig

On episode three we talk about Bill Millin, the Mad Piper of Sword Beach and how sometimes you just have to fight fascism without wearing underwear. We touch on Nick's time storming the beaches of Normandy for the glory of My Chemical Romance and the joys of waterlogged wool clothes.

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Episode 3 - Bill Millin

On this episode of the Lions Led by Donkeys we talk about Sergeant Yakov Pavlov and his Soviet House of Death during the Battle of Stalingrad. Nick chugs Vodka to keep his horrible illness at bay long enough to record, we decide that the glorious Soviet Union would never lie in battle reports, and come to the conclusion that the Wermach was little more than Star Trek Red Shirts at this point of the war.

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Episode 4 - The House Built Out of Dead Nazis

On this episode we talk about Pavel Grachev, the Russian Minister of Defense who ordered the storming of Grozny while piss drunk during the First Chechen War.

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Episode 5- Pavel Grachev

On this episode we talk about the Second French Intervention in Mexico. France makes an attempt at regime change in Mexico. Hilarity ensues.

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Episode 6 - The Second French Intervention in Mexico

On our seventh episode we jump back in time to The Great Game. The British Empire invades Afghanistan and puts the most truthworthy idiot to ever be promoted general in charge. Nick has a hot take on the smell of 18th century men's genitals and Joe is left question what the hell a post-prostitute ritual bath is.

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Episode 7 - Retreat From Kabul

On this episode we talk about the Bonus Army! A rag tag Army of unarmed WW1 veterans to marched on DC to demand the money they were owed. If you think the government has a level headed reaction to this you must be new to our show. Joe gets emotional and goes on a communist rant while Nick fails in his attempts to reel him back to reality.

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episode 8 - The Bonus Army

Episode 9 brings us our first guest! Tom is an Officer in the United States Army Armor Corps, history graduate, and anonymous shitposter on twitter. On this episode Joe and Tom talk about the stupid history of German WW2 armor development and how it went from revolutionary to comically insane in a short amount of time. We also discuss the myths and legends surrounding German tanks and battlefield prowess that has managed to follow the soldiers of the 3rd Reich for nearly 100 years after their fall.

We end the episode talking about the stupid things we manange to get ourselves into on #natsec twitter and how we have both managed to have a run in with General Abrams.

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Episode 9 - German Armor Fails of WWII Ft. Tom

On our 10th episode we go to our Emails to answer all the questions that have been sent to us over the last couple of week. Nick finally admits reenacting is cosplay, Joe loses his damn mind about Vietnam, and Nick nearly has a heat stroke.

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Episode 10- Listener Q & A

On this episode Joe and Nick talk about Battles that never actually happened! From the Great LA air raid to the Battle of Kransebes, where Joseph II Austrian Army supposedly routed itself. We apologize for the audio issue that pops up about 20 minutes in. We have no idea what is causing it, but we are working to fix it. If anyone knows what might cause random static through the microphone please let us know!

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Episode 11 - The Battles That Never Were

On the most depressing episode yet Joe and Nick talk about the Liberian Civil War and a insane, blood drinking, heart eating warlord by the name of General Butt Naked. A man who ran screaming into battle totally naked while leading a legion of sundress wearing, clown wig headed, cannibals against his enemies.

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Episode 12 - General Butt Naked and the Liberian Civil War

On this episode we discuss the Great Emu War while simultaneously offending the entire nation of Australia probably. 

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Episode 13 - The Great Emu War

On this episode we discuss the Haditha Massacre carried out by members of the US Marine Corps during the Iraq War in 2005 and the cover up that followed. 

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Episode 14 - The Haditha Massacre

On this episode we discuss the Battle of Jadotville, a little known battle during the Congolese Crisis that pit a company of badly armed Irish UN Peace Keepers against an Army of african tribesman, French Foreign Legionnaires, and everyone else looking for a paycheck.

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Episode 15 - The Battle of Jadotville

It's our first ever series so buckle up as we talk about the beginnings of the War of 1812 between a newborn America and British Empire. 

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Episode 16 - War of 1812 Part 1: A Cannonball to the Face

On part II of the War of 1812, America bites off more than it can chew as it is kicked out of Canada and begins to burn down Canadian towns in anger. The American Militia is routed from the fields of Bladensburg, leading to the burning of the White House.

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Episode 17 - War of 1812 Part II: Electric Boogaloo

On this episode we close out the war of 1812 with style! Joe is joined by Flynn while Nick is away and we discuss the ending to the most pointless war in American history (psych!) 

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Episode 18 - The War of 1812 Part 3: let's all pretend this didn't happen

On this episode Joe is joined by Nuclear Anthropology PhD student Marty Pfeiffer. Marty takes us through the terrifying history of man's relationship with nuclear weapons from insane chicken powered landmines, nuclear artillery, and all the times the US military almost nuked itself. 
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Episode 19 - Nukes LOL Ft. Marty Pfeiffer

Joe is joined by Historian, writer, and host of the War Stories Cast Angry Staff Officer to talk about the 100th Anniversary of the Meuse Argonne Offensive and the development of the US Army from a stick wielding joke to a super power.

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Lions Led By Donkeys, Chronological

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